[CaribbeanDiver]

From: Caribbean Diver (hereinafter referred to as "wishor"
To: All Scuba Toys Forum Patrons and Members (hereinafter referred to as "wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter soltice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and or traditions of all... and a fincancially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calender year 2008, but with due respect for the calenders of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you hereby agree to the following terms, to wit:
...this greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal; and,
...this greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged; and,
...this greeting implies no promises by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes; and,
...this greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; and,
...this greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first; and,
...the wishor warrants thsi greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a nw wish at the sole discretion of the wishor; and,
...any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", " Our Savior", Santa Claus, St Nick, St Nicholas, just plain Nicholas or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or risen, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and or images are hereby acknowledged.
Merry Christmas to all!