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An actual conversation at our house about 6 months ago.
Wife: (Yelling from Downstairs) Are you on the internetet Again!?!?!?
Me: Yes Dear
Wife: You're not looking a scuba stuff again are you?!?!?!?
Me: No Dear . . . Just Porn.
Wife: (after a long pause) Yeah SCUBA PORN!
Can't remember the rest of the conversation. I kind of tuned it out.
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