Ok... One of my employees told me of a fun forum game, so I figured we'd give it a shot. The goal is to write an entire story, but no one can post twice in a row, and each person adds only 3 words.
So I'll start!
edit: Thanks to Black-Gorilla who is very diligent, (and obviously bored), the story has been condensed into a single post on page 35 of this thread.
You can jump to there, read the posts to that point and then continue. I will update this anytime someone goes back through the effort of cutting and pasting it all together again!
The dive began