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Largo
04-07-2008, 20:36
Hi!
I need to take advantage of the social network of the ST Forum for a minute. Umh, I am looking for some "specialized" training for certain persons under my employ. Can anyone recommend an LDS that teaches courses in underwater knife-fighting, and spear-gun marksmanship?
It would be a real plus if the shop could shed some light on how to wrestle with giant squid.

RikRaeder
04-07-2008, 20:37
Careful Phil, homeland security will get you!

Largo
04-07-2008, 20:38
P.S.

I am trying to keep this on the "Down Low."

Largo
04-07-2008, 20:39
I'm just an honest business man.

Largo
04-07-2008, 20:45
Comet 24?

Fishfood?

Do you have anything to add?

FishFood
04-07-2008, 20:47
Comet 24?

Fishfood?

Do you have anything to add?

Can't a guy read a post with out replying? :smiley29:

I can't get caught up in this when the "low down" goes down. **slowly backs away and leaves** Goodluck though :smiley2:

:smilie40:

comet24
04-07-2008, 20:50
You need to get yourself and H&K P11.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c108/comet24/HK_P11.jpg

Heckler & Koch P11 (http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Single-Shot-Pistols/HK_P11.htm)

comet24
04-07-2008, 20:50
Comet 24?

Fishfood?

Do you have anything to add?

Slow down there. Had to find the picture I had.

Black-Gorrilla
04-07-2008, 20:56
i was not in here.

Largo
04-07-2008, 21:04
Well, any assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

By the way, does anyone know how to fabricate a hatch, located well below the waterline for a yacht?

Largo
04-07-2008, 21:06
This H&K P11...

Do they give a discount on bulk purchases?

Largo
04-07-2008, 21:52
Careful Phil, homeland security will get you!


Ah Ha! It took me awhile to see that you were joking! Yes, I'd better be careful. Yes, I'd better mind my "Ps" and "Qs" lest someone at DHS direct the TSA to confiscate my Prell shampoo, on the way to LAX, thereby sentencing me to several weeks of dandruff.

RikRaeder
04-07-2008, 21:59
Glad you got that.

LaCroix42
04-07-2008, 21:59
"It's not that the black helicopter dispatchers worry when the blinking purple light is on. It's when it's off that they begin to worry. They know we're acting, not merely planning."

fisheater
04-08-2008, 00:56
You need to hire Mike Nelson. NO ONE has more experience with underwater knife fighting or speargun target shooting.

fkostyun
04-08-2008, 01:50
Well, theres always a Glock pistol (with maritime spring cups and plenty of good hearing protection, and training you'd be good to go!

JTMoney
04-08-2008, 05:17
YouTube - APS underwater assault rifle and SPP-1 (Russia) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-P578pnctU)

Look no further than those.

Bert
04-08-2008, 05:50
Well, any assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

By the way, does anyone know how to fabricate a hatch, located well below the waterline for a yacht?


Yes mark the outline of your hatch mark it "in" the mark the out line of a scond hatch mark it "out" Quickly cut booth hatches, you may want to start with the hach marked out. The two hatches will allow the water to enter and leave the yatch with out it sinking this will also work if you sopring a leak. Just drilla hole and mark it out so the water will know its closest exit..(legal fine print. not responcible for any water damage, soiled undergarments,or hair loss. this is for edcational porposes only your results may very, side effect include dry mouth constipation,dirahha sleep loss impared vision,momory loss, loss of consitr...Hay look a blueJay)

Largo
04-08-2008, 08:22
Mike Nelson! Why didn't I think of that?

I wonder if Zale Parry would be available? Zale Parry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0663703/)

Thank you all for your help with this.

One more question: Does anyone know how to set-up underwater lights as a "landing strip" for a large aircraft?

torrey
04-08-2008, 08:57
Perhaps you should consider hiring a guy like Carlos Ray Norris, Jr.. You can see a snippet of his resume here (http://forum.scubatoys.com/man-laws/2945-chuck-norris.html). You wouldn't need to hire anybody else...for anything, ever, again.

Ohio_diver16
04-10-2008, 22:04
Usually I'm an anal opening... But when I read these posts I hear the Mission Impossible theme

Largo
04-11-2008, 19:42
Cool! A riddle!

OK, let's think... "Usually, I am an anal opening" and "I hear the Mission Impossible theme."

Umh...

Are you Tom Cruise?

Ohio_diver16
04-12-2008, 23:44
Amazingly no, he's like 5 foot tall and a scientologist - not to mention a thrice used disposable combination of vinegar, water and fragrance. I on the other hand am 6'4" couldn't care less about religion and just thought that someone looking for, "hired goons" on a scuba diving message board was quite comical. I mean, after all, nothing screams "someone trail my actions" like someone looking for hired goons with demolitions experience.

Largo
04-14-2008, 09:52
Too obvious?

Largo
04-14-2008, 09:53
Getting those first ten posts was easy enough.

But, it's taking awhile to come up with 250 posts.

You have to be creative, I guess.

EuphoriaII
04-14-2008, 10:18
Getting those first ten posts was easy enough.

But, it's taking awhile to come up with 250 posts.

You have to be creative, I guess.

Creativity is the key.

Underwater landing lights? I once saw an english chap use those in the Bahamas. I believe his name was Bond.

matt151617
04-20-2008, 22:01
Just contact Chuck Norris. He could easily tell you how to do all those things.

huvrr
05-06-2008, 23:58
they have the underwater lights installed at lake hood in ANC Alaska

Eurodiver
05-07-2008, 05:26
OMG!
Get it right you need

"MacGyver"

:snipersmilie::snipersmilie:

:fight::fight:


Men I swear . . . .
:smilie39::smilie39:



Hmmmmm think I just gave my age away