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caroln
04-10-2008, 12:37
A husband named John wrote the following letter for his wife Mary and left it on the dining room table:


'To Mary my dearest wife, whom I love dearly,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer or are unwilling to satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at a Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

To my dearest John,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher and. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with young Sean one of my students, who is also on the Rugby team. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is only 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
Mary.

mm_dm
04-10-2008, 13:31
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:


Thank you!

Beaucoupfishies
04-10-2008, 14:02
:smilie39: Harsh!

snarkyone
04-10-2008, 15:07
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:
That's hilarious

divergirl
04-15-2008, 19:36
Owned

dallasdivergirl
04-16-2008, 07:08
That is funny!

gthomas
04-16-2008, 08:55
I think I'll tell that to my 52 year old husband and see what he thinks:smilie40:

unclepooty
04-16-2008, 08:59
Good One!

ChrisC
04-16-2008, 09:22
Ouch! :smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

mwhities
04-16-2008, 09:29
Heres another one for you women:

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.- maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the hell is this?" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder......it's Miracle Grow."

(Isn't it amazing how men just never learn not to mess with a woman?)

dallasdivergirl
04-16-2008, 12:08
Mwhities,

I hope your 'brothers' don't see you sold them out!