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Largo
04-20-2008, 14:05
I need your help.

Being a dude, I tend to remain silent for long periods of time.
Usually, if I am dating a gal, she will say something like, "Penny for your thoughts," or "Watcha thinkin' 'bout?"

I'm usually ready with a witty rejoinder, but I'm running out of material.

My best comebacks are:

1. I was just wondering why people say, "Cheetos never prosper." They sell millions of bags of those things.

2. I was just thinking, Bingo is a strange name for a farmer.

3. I was just wondering, Why does Frankie Valley sing Walk Like a Man, like a woman?

4. I was just thinkin' that I'd like to take home some of them fried pertaters... Mmm Hmm.



Can you help me?

DollFin
04-20-2008, 14:07
Oh just be honest... "I'm thinking about diving and sex... not necessarily in that order." :rotfl:

Largo
04-20-2008, 14:11
Get out of my head!

mobeeno
04-20-2008, 14:15
I always crackup at a guy I use to work with.... has tons of catch phrases. one of them is:
"Is not easy being cheesie"

reactive
04-20-2008, 14:40
Sorry, I have no input at the moment. However I'm subscribing to this thread. i have a feeling this is going to get good!

Largo
04-20-2008, 14:42
Am I the only guy that this happens to?

reactive
04-20-2008, 14:46
Nope, you're just the only guy that doesn't stumble when asked the question I guess. I usually say "ponies" or "knitting" or something completely unbelievable and then I really get pushed for an answer!

Largo
04-20-2008, 16:59
I just noticed that DollFin and Reactive are both from New Orleans. Do you use the same Dive Shop?

reactive
04-20-2008, 17:14
There are two shops reasonably close to here. Harry's Dive Shop, from which I understand is the pretty popular place, and then there is Caribbean Dive Shop which is kind of the underdog. I haven't spent any real money at either place, but I kind of like rooting for the underdog. I am taking a Nitrox class at Caribbean right now, but I haven't made any type of gear purchases from either. The bad thing about Caribbean is that he pretty much exclusively sells ScubaPro gear, which I currently have no interest in buying. I need to go check out Harry's one day, as I haven't even set foot inside the place yet.

I'm sure that was WAY more information than you wanted, but I'm bored at work so I'm spilling my guts! :)

Largo
04-20-2008, 17:25
Scubapro is good stuff. They have some hardcore loyal customers. I talked to the owner of a Dive Shop in Florida, who only sold ScubaPro. It was his way of avoiding competition with other dive shops in the area, and also the internet. It is my understanding that Scubapro does not allow their gear to be sold online.

reactive
04-20-2008, 17:27
Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking the brand. I just like more options, even if I pick scubapro in the end. It just makes me feel like the shop owner is pushing a brand on me.

Largo
04-20-2008, 17:36
I know what you mean. I've been turned off of brands because of the hard sell.

There is so much B.S. in the scuba world.

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 17:39
Absolutely nothing wroing with Scubapro. If you have no interest because ST does not carry Scubapro, you do yourself an injustice.

Yes they are expensive and yes they have very strict internet and pricing policies. Their regulators however are hard to beat and IMO the BC's are pretty good too. You at least owe it to yourself to check them out if for no other reason than a comfort level.

3 of the 4 Scubapro shops I have dealt with beat Leisurepro's price on items I bought. Not by discounting the equipment (max they are permited to do is 10%), but rather by giving me percs on other items and sevices.

reactive
04-20-2008, 17:52
The setup I'm borrowing until I get my own gear is ScubaPro. Bc and regs. It's not a bad rig at all. I'm not to crazy about AirII octos though. I didn't mean to knock the product. I was more so commenting on the dive shop. I like selection and I like feeling that I'm not forced to buy something.

Largo
04-20-2008, 17:54
Word.

I have an older Scubapro BC. Sometimes I wear it when I want people to think that I know what I'm doing.

Every reg. has its little quirks. My Sherwood breathes great, but I hate those little bubbles that come out of the 1st stage. My Zeagle ZX-50D is an awesome reg, but I don't quite trust the rubber hydro-transmitter not to fail. I need to get a spare one.


How did a thread about snappy comebacks turn into this?

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 18:03
The setup I'm borrowing until I get my own gear is ScubaPro. Bc and regs. It's not a bad rig at all. I'm not to crazy about AirII octos though. I didn't mean to knock the product. I was more so commenting on the dive shop. I like selection and I like feeling that I'm not forced to buy something.

You did not knock it. I hadn't seen your latter post. One thing to remember too, (reading between the lines of Phil's post and I agree), all things being equal there is a "cool" factor associated with Scubapro.:smiley2:

You know what they say, "if it ain't worth doing cool, it ain't worth doing at all":smiley36:

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 18:06
Oh, did I happen to mention my next reg?http://www.dolphinscuba.com/v/vspfiles/photos/RG_12.940.040-2T.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:OpenNewWindow('/PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDESC=N&ProductCode=' + escape('RG%5F12%2E940%2E040'), 640, 600))Now, that is cool. :)

Largo
04-20-2008, 18:09
That regulator always makes me salivate when I see it.

Scubapro should rename it the "Pavlov."

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 18:12
:smiley36:
That regulator always makes me salivate when I see it.

Scubapro should rename it the "Pavlov."

I am almost ashamed to to say, I have a color print on the wall of my office.

Largo
04-20-2008, 18:16
Is it posted between the posters of Cheryl Tiegs and Farrah Fawcett?

But seriously...can you help me with my real problem?

I'm running out of witticisms.

reactive
04-20-2008, 18:23
Oh, did I happen to mention my next reg?http://www.dolphinscuba.com/v/vspfiles/photos/RG_12.940.040-2T.jpg (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:OpenNewWindow%28%27/PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDESC=N&ProductCode=%27%20+%20escape%28%27RG%5F12%2E940%2E 040%27%29,%20640,%20600%29)Now, that is cool. :)


That regulator always makes me salivate when I see it.

Scubapro should rename it the "Pavlov."


:smiley36:
That regulator always makes me salivate when I see it.

Scubapro should rename it the "Pavlov."

I am almost ashamed to to say, I have a color print on the wall of my office.

Its kind of scary to think that we fantasize about gear, but that is true of any gear intensive hobby/sport. If money wasn't an option, I would have a huge collection of gear of all different brands and I would own my own island and dive everyday!


Is it posted between the posters of Cheryl Tiegs and Farrah Fawcett?

But seriously...can you help me with my real problem?

I'm running out of witticisms.

How about going into something super technical until she turns green in the face and says "sorry I asked" :smiley11:

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 18:24
Ah, so you know the decade in which I came of age (so to speak). Well done Mr. Bond. oh wait...you're number one or number 2:smilie39:

JTMoney
04-20-2008, 18:32
"Penny for my thoughts? Psch, more than you can afford, pal"

Seriously, how often can you possibly be asked what you're thinking about? The conversation must have a lot of dead moments.

My advice, date girls that are better at segways.

Largo
04-20-2008, 18:34
Number Two. Ernst Blowfeld is Number One.


Segue.

LaCroix42
04-20-2008, 18:38
My usual response is "taking over the world." My boss has quit asking. ;)

Other good ones are "Heisenberg's uncertainty principle" "The applicability of the story 'I Have No Mouth and Must Scream' to the current situation." "Schroedinger's cat." "Should I have compromised and gone with the older Harley vs. the newer Honda?" "Escape velocity of an X caliber projectile from human flesh" "Current market prices for cattle prods" or "Did I recharge my cattle prod after that last customer?" etc.

Really depends if I'm trying to get the person to smile, wonder WTF I've been smoking, or leave me alone. Use your imagination which answer applies to which situation. :)

JTMoney
04-20-2008, 18:40
You could always use, "Candy canes and puppet shows. Mmmmm..." Then kind of smile longingly while looking up. Hold smile for at least 30 seconds for maximum effect.

Largo
04-20-2008, 18:44
Thank you!

This is the kind of material I need.

beluga
04-20-2008, 18:45
"I think you look fat in those jeans."

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 18:47
:smiley32:I am surprised Foo hasn't been here yet to moderate.

reactive
04-20-2008, 18:51
"I think you look fat in those jeans."

I like this... in fact, i'm going to bait with a blank look just so I can use this tonight!

LaCroix42
04-20-2008, 18:52
:smiley32:I am surprised Foo hasn't been here yet to moderate.

Moderate? What's there to moderate? We're only hopping off topic about every other post! :smiley20:

Largo
04-20-2008, 18:58
You should only say that she is fat if you want to end the relationship.

And even then, there are much better ways.

When I want to get rid of a girlfriend, I just tell her about Jesus. DONE.

NEVER let a woman down easy by telling her that you are gay. She will try to set you up.

reactive
04-20-2008, 19:01
No, I don't want to get rid of her... I just want to watch her squirm when i say things like that half seriously

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 19:03
Then say she does not sweat much.

reactive
04-20-2008, 19:05
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

Then say she does not sweat much.

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 19:05
:smiley32:I am surprised Foo hasn't been here yet to moderate.

Moderate? What's there to moderate? We're only hopping off topic about every other post! :smiley20:

yeah, but I got busted once, big time. I was afraid to post for 2 months.

I think the OP was trying to win the monthly give away and I derailed the thread.

Largo
04-20-2008, 19:07
How does moderating work?

reactive
04-20-2008, 19:07
What is this "monthly giveaway" you speak of?

Largo
04-20-2008, 19:08
And please don't say, "It works great!"

Splitlip
04-20-2008, 19:11
What is this "monthly giveaway" you speak of?

http://forum.scubatoys.com/complaints-problems/9681-what-happened-monthly-give-away-best-new-thread.html

LaCroix42
04-20-2008, 19:36
This is almost as bad as FUBAR coming into a thread on Viper's forum (paintball). BOOM! Faster than you can blink, we're off topic.

Back to topic, you could always turn the tables on her when she gives you the question. "I was just wondering if my jeans made my waist bulge" or "...my butt look fat." Should throw her for a loop. Or get her to want to leave, quickly, and not see you again. ;)

DollFin
04-20-2008, 19:40
I just noticed that DollFin and Reactive are both from New Orleans. Do you use the same Dive Shop?

My dive shop is in St. Thomas. LOL Really, I have friends who own one there, and so far whatever I haven't got through Scuba Toys, I get through them. I do still need a lot of gear though, so far I need a BC, reg and computer. Hopefully I'll be getting everything within the next couple of months.

Largo
04-20-2008, 19:41
DollFin,
What do you make of all this?

Largo
04-20-2008, 19:45
OK. So, let me get this straight. You are a licensed massage therapist, who has friends who own a dive shop in St. Thomas.

Are you a single gal?

reactive
04-20-2008, 20:10
That's ballsy. Picking up on a girl in the thread that you're trying to get advice on how to mess with her head. I like it.

Largo
04-20-2008, 20:15
Everyone is ballsy on the internet.

Largo
04-20-2008, 20:16
Every post puts me one step closer to my Zeagle Razor 6 cu. ft. pony system thing.

reactive
04-20-2008, 20:27
I feel the same way about my zeagle brigade.

Largo
04-20-2008, 20:31
Make sure to get the weight pocket thingies.

The brigade is great.

scubasavvy
04-20-2008, 20:45
Must be a lot of silences if you're asking on the board. No problem ;).

How about "Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary again?"

DollFin
04-20-2008, 20:47
OK. So, let me get this straight. You are a licensed massage therapist, who has friends who own a dive shop in St. Thomas.

Are you a single gal?


Yep. Go figure.

Largo
04-20-2008, 20:49
Crazy.

All I want in a gal is a sense of humor. Everything else is gravy.

ChrisC
04-20-2008, 23:10
I usually try something along the lines of "I'm sorry if I zoned out there, it's just really hard to hear you over all of the voices in my head"

Dieseler
04-20-2008, 23:55
My usual replies to such questions involve something to do with surviving Zombie invasions

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

There was one girl I had warned early on that it was a loaded question, not likely to get the answer she was wanting. Well, one time she curiosity got the best of her... so she asked. I pulled up YouTube and showed her a clip of the Y2K superbike. After watching, she blinked several times and finally spit out, "You think about stuffing jet engines into things that shouldn't have them?" She admitted lesson learned, and never asked me that question again!


There's always this site for other random thoughts.. Crazythoughts.com - Life's Unanswered Questions (http://www.crazythoughts.com/)

hoobascooba
04-21-2008, 00:03
my favorite comeback to someone asking me - "what are you looking at?" is "how many guesses do I get?"


I'm typically quick-witted too, just not online. Sure is hard to prove just how quick I was with it ;)

DollFin
04-21-2008, 01:47
Looks like Phil and Reactive are in a race to see who can get to 250 first. :)

John Yaskowich
04-21-2008, 08:07
Back to the original question:
"Wondering how the sexes can be equal when "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" and "Man's best friend is his dog"."

No Misses
04-21-2008, 08:21
As the wise Ron White once said; Change the De Beers slogan from "Diamonds...Leave her speachless" to what it really means "Diamonds...That will shut her up"

DollFin
04-21-2008, 09:51
As the wise Ron White once said; Change the De Beers slogan from "Diamonds...Leave her speachless" to what it really means "Diamonds...That will shut her up"


YouTube - Diamonds... she'll pretty much have to (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls)

harb99
04-21-2008, 10:08
As the wise Ron White once said; Change the De Beers slogan from "Diamonds...Leave her speachless" to what it really means "Diamonds...That will shut her up"

or here is another one

http://www.diamondsnews.com/images/fun_diamonds%20de%20beers.jpg

No Misses
04-21-2008, 10:10
As the wise Ron White once said; Change the De Beers slogan from "Diamonds...Leave her speachless" to what it really means "Diamonds...That will shut her up"


YouTube - Diamonds... she'll pretty much have to (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls)

THAT"S FUNNY :smilie39:

reactive
04-21-2008, 10:45
As the wise Ron White once said; Change the De Beers slogan from "Diamonds...Leave her speachless" to what it really means "Diamonds...That will shut her up"


YouTube - Diamonds... she'll pretty much have to (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls)

I just use the old peanutbutter trick...... wait....

dallasdivergirl
04-21-2008, 12:51
Plotting taking over the world

There is a really good one from the far side along the lines of "I see your smiling face on my specimen shelf"

unclepooty
04-21-2008, 13:02
Just wondering why abbreviate is such a long word?

mike_s
04-21-2008, 13:42
Every post puts me one step closer to my Zeagle Razor 6 cu. ft. pony system thing.


Since we're getting off topic here.... that's way too small to be usefull at depth... :smilie40:




or here is another one

http://www.diamondsnews.com/images/fun_diamonds%20de%20beers.jpg



http://www.infohip.com/forwards/pictures/images/how-to-spot-a-rich-guy.jpg

harb99
04-21-2008, 14:01
Mike - I laugh every time I see that pic - thanks for posting it

reactive
04-21-2008, 14:12
Hey, fat guys need lovin too!

Bigg_Budd
04-21-2008, 15:38
Who invented liquid soap, and why?

Largo
04-21-2008, 16:12
Looks like Phil and Reactive are in a race to see who can get to 250 first. :)


DollFin,
What did you spend your $50 certificate on?

Largo
04-21-2008, 16:13
[quote=Phil;160192]Every post puts me one step closer to my Zeagle Razor 6 cu. ft. pony system thing.


Since we're getting off topic here.... that's way too small to be usefull at depth... :smilie40:

Good point, I'd better use the certificate on a wetsuit instead.

reactive
04-21-2008, 17:12
Buy 100 of these: Stainless Steel Split Ring, Accessories: Clips, Cetecea, Stainless Steel Split Ring (http://www.scubatoys.com/store/detail.asp?product_id=StainlessSteelSplitRing)

mike_s
04-21-2008, 22:02
[quote=Phil;160192]Every post puts me one step closer to my Zeagle Razor 6 cu. ft. pony system thing.


Since we're getting off topic here.... that's way too small to be usefull at depth... :smilie40:

Good point, I'd better use the certificate on a wetsuit instead.



just buy a bigger bottle. something like a 19cf. they'll swap it out (upgrade it).

Largo
04-22-2008, 08:42
All I want is a couple of breaths to aid the ESA, in the unlikely event of equipment failure.

mike_s
04-22-2008, 08:56
All I want is a couple of breaths to aid the ESA, in the unlikely event of equipment failure.


not planning on doing a 3 min safety stop at 20 feet?


a few breaths is all you might get off a smaller bottle at 115'.

Largo
04-22-2008, 09:04
Hasn't this topic already been beaten to a pulp in another thread?


This one is for snappy comebacks.


Oh! I got one!

Her: What are you thinking about?

Me: I was just trying to memorize the dive tables.

h2odragon1
04-22-2008, 09:40
I prefer sarcasm;
"Some people have their heads stuck up their own self importance."
others "Don't know their anatomy from their geology." (as* from a hole in the ground.)
Sometimes "All it takes is two functioning brain cells, someone is short on the count."

Largo
04-22-2008, 09:59
I don't want to get punched.

I just want to have something better to say, than the truth.

The truth is usually that my brain was in neutral and I wasn't thinking about anything at all.

There are advantages to being a mouth-breather. For one, my mask never fogs.

reactive
04-22-2008, 18:05
You can eat spiders in your sleep.

Largo
04-22-2008, 20:18
I actually know an old woman who swallowed a spider. It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

Babster
04-22-2008, 20:28
"You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME"

(Ha! Wish I could take credit. Alas.....)

Snappy Comebacks (http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm128.htm)
or
More Comebacks (http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm73.htm)

:smiley2:

Largo
04-22-2008, 20:36
Babster, You're a Navy gal, maybe you can shed some light on this:

http://forum.scubatoys.com/scuba-stories-comments-questions-dont-fit-elsewhere/12115-navy-submarine-training-esa.html

Babster
04-22-2008, 20:54
Babster, You're a Navy gal, maybe you can shed some light on this:

http://forum.scubatoys.com/scuba-stories-comments-questions-dont-fit-elsewhere/12115-navy-submarine-training-esa.html

Bite your tongue, Sir! :anim_stick: :smiley36:

I wish I could help, but I don't know. I was a surface puke, not a bubblehead. ONE time, we were in Rosie Roads (Roosevelt Roads Naval Station Puerto Rico) and a Fast Attack sub came in. They took the entire wardroom of my ship (I was on a Oliver Hazard Perry class guided missle Frigate) out for a day. Alas, I had just recently qualified as a Command Duty Officer, so guess who got stuck? :smiley19:

Largo
04-22-2008, 20:57
Do they have slow attack subs?

Babster
04-22-2008, 21:03
Nice snappy comeback! :smiley32::smiley36:

Only when they want to be!

Why is my post count not rising? http://www.babster.com/smilies/headscratch.gif

Largo
04-22-2008, 21:07
I've noticed that post-count thing happening to me, too.



Does the Navy sell their old subs when they don't want them anymore?

If so, for how much?

Splitlip
04-22-2008, 21:08
Well, Phil.
I've seen the old flics of the submariners doing it.
As part of an AOW I had to do a "blow and go" from 60ft. I am pretty sure I could have done it from a 100ft.
I know of a guy who just did one (unprepared) from 90 ft. Ended up in the chamber.

Largo
04-22-2008, 21:12
Of the three men I spoke with, they all said some variant of "It wasn't that big of a deal."

Splitlip
04-22-2008, 21:31
I think it is like the opposite of a shallow water black out. In the case of a free ascent with a full breath the bubbles just keep cumming out of your mouth. And I am guessing O2 continued to be absorbed in the lungs as the air expanded. Indeed the biggest concern is to make sure you keep an open airway.

I never felt like I was holding my breath.

We actually flared out at about 20ft to slow our ascent.

Roughwater
04-22-2008, 21:45
Here's a few I've thought of...

- Nothing... I was just letting my brain sleep for a few minutes...

- Where the internet joins together

- How Murphy's "Theory of Negativity" applies to my life...

- I was just wondering the same thing - what you were thinking of...

- Do cats really land on their feet every time...

- Who decides what the great wonders of the world are...

- What Clinton saw in Monica...

- If in 10 years there'll be toys in China with "Made in the USA"...

- How long it would take you to recognise my new hair cut...

- Why smilies never have hair...

- If computers will ever become self aware...

- Which really came first, the chicken or the egg...

Largo
04-22-2008, 21:54
Dude! That is awesome!

Those are definitely going into the data bank for future use. (Especially the cat one.)

mixahl
04-22-2008, 22:52
Sometimes a man needs his quiet time!! :smiley36:

reactive
04-22-2008, 23:58
I heard she swallowed a bird to catch the spider to catch the fly. My oh my she swallowed the fly.

reactive
04-23-2008, 00:03
- How long it would take you to recognise my new hair cut...

Very nice. way to turn the tables! :smiley20:

Bert
04-23-2008, 05:51
I glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks of random things...

If a fat girl falls in the forest do the trees laugh?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why do we sing about it?
What if the hokey pokey IS what its all about?
If you do the Dew have you done the did?
If a deaf child cusses in sign language do you wash their hands with soap?
If 3out of 4 suffer from some thing dose the fourth enjoy it?
Why do we drive on paekways and park on driveways?

Largo
04-23-2008, 08:49
Yes!

More of those, please!

harb99
04-23-2008, 09:52
Here are a couple of things you could say you were thinking about:


If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and the impersonators would be dead!

Statistics show married men live longer than unmarried men, but married men are more willing to die.

Largo
04-23-2008, 16:57
To steal from Adam Baldwin's character, 'Jayne' on Firefly:

Her: I wish you would ... (whatever)

Reply: If wishes was horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

EuphoriaII
04-23-2008, 20:00
In response to "Penny for your thoughts",
I say, "How come I only get a penny for my thoughts but if I voluntarily offer them up, I'm putting my two cents in? I'm losing a penny somewhere."

Largo
04-23-2008, 20:34
Good one! The law of diminishing returns.

obrules15
04-23-2008, 20:36
"I think you look fat in those jeans."

I like this... in fact, i'm going to bait with a blank look just so I can use this tonight!


Are you TRYING to make it so you never get l*** again? :smiley5:

Largo
04-23-2008, 20:42
Ah! Saginaw, Michigan. Great song.

My sister lives in Shelby, Michigan, which is in the same state, I believe.

Largo
04-24-2008, 09:00
It happened again.

Yesterday a coworker came up to me and said, "What are thinking about?"

I lied and said, "Nothing. What's new?"

I was actually wondering why Sir Mix Alot would think that a woman would feel complimented by being called "Rumple-Smoove-Skin."

reactive
04-24-2008, 11:01
Are you loosing your edge? You had that one nailed.

Flatliner
04-24-2008, 11:34
"I think you look fat in those jeans."

Somebody's not getting any tonight...

Ohio_diver16
04-24-2008, 12:35
The best thing I've found that always works is random. So someone asks what you're thinking, say, "I've been pondering the socio-economic status of Abu-Dhabi, do you think their futures in cattle would be better if they stopped worshipping them?" Usually they do one of 2 things, look at you weird or leave you alone, sometimes both. But if someone asks, "What time is it?" Just say, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" Witty is fun, but c'mon, randomness is much better, especially if you're like me and usually don't want to go into something lengthy.

mike_s
04-24-2008, 14:20
here's another for "how to tell a rich guy"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/M_ER_CU_RY/000motivator2780004.jpg

Largo
04-24-2008, 14:28
"I think you look fat in those jeans."

Somebody's not getting any tonight...



Not getting any of what?

Largo
04-25-2008, 15:28
It happened, yet again. I was zoning out, and...

Coworker: "You're quiet. Deep in thought?"

(Thankfully, a very pregnant woman, about 20 years old walked past the front window, just at that moment).

Me: I was just wondering why there are so many morbidly obese young people these days.

Bert
04-26-2008, 15:23
If sh!t rolls down hill why is the person were mad at on the top of the sh!t list
why did my parents spend the fist 3 years of my life teaching me to walk& talk and then next 12 to sit down and shut up?

If only the good die young I should live forever!

DollFin
04-27-2008, 00:18
Here's one for ya; "I was just wondering who the first human was to ever drink milk from a cow. I am guessing someone, somewhere, thousands of years ago, must have lost one hell of a bar bet!".

Black-Gorrilla
04-27-2008, 02:31
i used to ask my ex manager "you doing anything tonight" on weekends... and always got one answer... "same thing i do every night... try and take over the world"

John Yaskowich
04-28-2008, 08:34
"same thing i do every night... try and take over the world"

Same thing I do every night... re-installing Windows.

Largo
04-28-2008, 21:05
...

"I was thinking of names for girls. I really like the name Linda, but I also like the name Audrey. What do you think of the name Laundry?"

Roughwater
05-05-2008, 00:47
...

"I was thinking of names for girls. I really like the name Linda, but I also like the name Audrey. What do you think of the name Laundry?"


Well, I like the name "Diana" and "Lashay"... do you like the name "Dishays" :)