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Beaucoupfishies
05-17-2008, 11:29
Stop doing surveys about peeing.. the girls are looking at us funny. :smiley36:

fisheater
05-17-2008, 11:34
They're just jealous of our plumbing options.

Charles R
05-17-2008, 11:35
Let them look its nothing they havent seen before.:smiley2:

Mtrewyn
05-17-2008, 11:41
They all know it were just proving it

Beaucoupfishies
05-17-2008, 12:11
They know we look at porn too, but that doesn't mean we should do surveys about which site we like best.

:smilie39:

DOWNDEEP73
05-17-2008, 12:20
They know we look at porn too, but that doesn't mean we should do surveys about which site we like best.

:smilie39:
That's a great idea!.....I like Onion Booty!

Bigg_Budd
05-17-2008, 13:05
Holy crap, this thread could turn to the dark side any minute...

Beaucoupfishies
05-17-2008, 13:37
And it started out with the best of intentions too... really! :smiley15:

Charles R
05-17-2008, 13:49
We will keep it away from the Darkside!:smiley20:

JTMoney
05-17-2008, 14:05
This is a sanctuary. If they don't like it, they can leave.

Beaucoupfishies
05-17-2008, 16:20
This man cave, all wimmens stay out! *grunt*

Shark girl
05-17-2008, 17:09
I thought all the guys were currently hanging out in the women's forum on the implants thread... ;)

DOWNDEEP73
05-17-2008, 17:16
I thought all the guys were currently hanging out in the women's forum on the implants thread... ;)
No! We are trying to decide who is going to be the president of the "He-Man Women Haters Club"!
I nominate Largo!

Bill1979
05-17-2008, 19:06
I second.

oddbod
05-17-2008, 19:46
Let them look its nothing they havent seen before.:smiley2:
After 45= minutes in less than 50 degree water, not much left to see:smiley19:

Beaucoupfishies
05-17-2008, 20:24
After 45= minutes in less than 50 degree water, not much left to see:smiley19:

Hey, I just realized that means there's a very lucrative market out there for wetsuit cod pieces!

You wanna start the Aussie branch and I'll work on North America? :smiley36:

DOWNDEEP73
05-17-2008, 20:46
He-Man Women Haters Club

Shark girl
05-17-2008, 22:18
Too much testosterone.... NOOOOOOO!!!!! (Stumbles away reeling to go look at the BCD section instead)

matt151617
05-17-2008, 22:26
Well since you girls get to talk about boobs, then we get to talk about um... :smiley2:

DOWNDEEP73
05-17-2008, 22:27
Well since you girls get to talk about boobs, then we get to talk about um... :smiley2:
boobs!

crosseyed95
05-18-2008, 11:16
I see the thread saying that us guys need to stop talking about peeing. I actually started this thread for a reason:

All the charters I have been on (other than big Florida charters) have the common practice of peeing off the back of the boat. It's a given and most times nobody even announces it. On one local charter, a "visitor" started chewing me out because you aren't supposed to pee off the boat. I was like the 5th guy to do that already. Anyways, I got to thinking while reading some other posts that maybe this isn't normal elsewhere. So that's how the poll got started.

Now, as to the women reading the posts. I have a couple stories to share concerning my woman. She'll dive anywhere, anything and can outdive most men. She'll pee off the boat like any guy. However, here are a couple funny (at least to me) stories.

1. Once after the word spread to face away, my wife was hanging off the back of the boat peeing and a guy walks up and starts talking to her. Here she is with her drysuit at her ankles and a guy is talking to her. I could only laugh because the guy finished talking, walked away and never realized what was happening.

2. Wife really had to go, so she said help me I'm going to the front to pee. So here I am holding her arms while she's peeing off the front. All of a sudden, motor starts and the Captain is leaving the site. So here we are, boat moving with the wife peeing off the front.

Just thought I'd share these stories for no other reason than to prove that women do pee off the boat.

Beaucoupfishies
05-18-2008, 13:12
Oh I was just being silly, don't worry about it. I haven't started a thread in a while that didn't involve an injury of myself in some way. ;)

Goober
05-18-2008, 14:00
They know we look at porn too, but that doesn't mean we should do surveys about which site we like best.

:smilie39:


Holy crap, this thread could turn to the dark side any minute...


I have traveled to the dark side once....in fact...I'm still on vacation, for I met this guy named Budd.....he told me to stay away from the light.

Bigg_Budd
05-18-2008, 17:16
That's right Goober... Don't give in...

Goober
05-18-2008, 18:03
Never:lsvader:

CPTOZZY
05-29-2008, 10:10
They know we look at porn too, but that doesn't mean we should do surveys about which site we like best.

:smilie39:


Holy crap, this thread could turn to the dark side any minute...


I have traveled to the dark side once....in fact...I'm still on vacation, for I met this guy named Budd.....he told me to stay away from the light.

My wife, who is COMPLETELY computer illiterate, calls this site "ScubaPorn". Her friends at work complain that their husbands spend all night surfing the web for porn, but I surf the web for scuba. Seriously, when I'm on the computer she occasionally sneeks up to see what "porn" I'm checking out, and it invariably involves fishes and people with tanks on their backs. Now She jokes that there is something wrong with me because men are supposed to use the computer for 1) blackjack and 2) porn .

I tell her I don't need porn because I have her......... but I could use a new ________ (insert wanted gear in blank).

rawalker
05-29-2008, 12:48
It's because we can do it standing without a mess.

Largo
05-30-2008, 20:05
I thought all the guys were currently hanging out in the women's forum on the implants thread... ;)
No! We are trying to decide who is going to be the president of the "He-Man Women Haters Club"!
I nominate Largo!

I am not a misogynist. I think women are great. Think about how bad life is when there are no women around. Empty beer cans all over the kitchen table, dirty towels on the bathroom floor, no TV Guide.

If he were still alive, I'd nominate Roy Rogers.

The following is a verse from his song, "A Four-Legged Friend."

"A woman's like cactus, and cactus can hurt, 'cause she's just a tight-waisted, winky-eyed flirt. She'll soon have your land, and your pride, and your gold, and she'll bury you deep long before you've grown old."

That man has been hurt.

bullshark
05-31-2008, 21:14
[quote=DOWNDEEP73;174233][quote=Shark girl;174231]Think about how bad life is when there are no women around. Empty beer cans all over the kitchen table, dirty towels on the bathroom floor, no TV Guide.


man you just about described my life to a T