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Vercingetorix
07-16-2008, 08:41
Found it!! There is an instructional video about women.

How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-be-the-perfect-boyfriend)

Not that any of us men in this forum need instructions. We're men...we don't need no stinkin' instructions.

There's a similar thread in the Womens Issues forum

Defman
07-16-2008, 12:32
Rubbish, absolute utter rubbish!

digitalman
07-16-2008, 12:54
And we're expected to do all of that, all the time?

mchain
07-16-2008, 15:03
Man, now I'm confused!

drifter136
07-16-2008, 18:35
Too much...brain hurting...going to go lie down

Karletto
07-16-2008, 18:53
i will not even read at it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIyzNISw1Q)

Sasha_K
07-16-2008, 20:07
I thought I was doing well ... :-)

LittleOtter
07-19-2008, 00:17
HUH????.... does this mean no more night dives..........

setesh
07-19-2008, 00:43
FAIL!!!!!

LittleOtter
07-19-2008, 01:05
I can see it now all of us doing that stuff... not really wat kind of a world would it be if we didn't watch football because our girlfriends were trying to talk to us... that would be horrible, now i'm going to have nigtmares, does anyone have mind bleach?

cummings66
07-19-2008, 07:14
That site has some very funny stuff, I get a kick out of watching them.

RoyN
07-19-2008, 08:16
I should make a video of how to be the perfect son.

dirtydon
07-19-2008, 08:41
huh??? me agree ,lay down now.

matt151617
07-19-2008, 13:13
Lol, if you need instructions on any of those, you probably shouldn't be married or have a girlfriend.

Splitlip
07-19-2008, 13:38
Thanks V.

Guys, chill.
Does not really mean you must do it. It is just a good instructional video of what makes the girls feel good.
Embrace it.
I am looking at a cooly cup right now (with my Sprite in it) from Bonanno's Sandals. Says "Happy Wife Happy Life". Believe me. Following the instructions on this video is cheaper than buying Stephen Bonanno sandals. :)
Stephen Bonanno Sandals (http://www.StephenBonanno.com).
Shameless plug, but not for me. Enjoy my world.

Splitlip
07-19-2008, 13:57
Re: Bonnano Sandles.

Ladies. I have nothing to gain here, but I made the post.

I recommend the "Palm Beach Classic" original sandles without the high heel.
http://www.stephenbonanno.com/images/sandals/lg/IS-PB-Citrus-Emeraldlg.jpg (http://www.stephenbonanno.com/Customize%20Your%20Sandals.htm)














They are really quite "in".

DiveSooner
07-19-2008, 19:13
How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-be-the-perfect-girlfriend)


Here's the otherside of the coin.

Vercingetorix
07-19-2008, 20:04
How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-be-the-perfect-girlfriend)


Here's the otherside of the coin.
That was posted here (http://forum.scubatoys.com/womens-issues/15271-perfect-girlfriend-wife.html) in the Women's Forum on 16 July.

Splitlip
07-19-2008, 20:14
LOL!.
A lot of mileage from that site.
Gotta love the Brits.

Merrimorte
07-19-2008, 21:00
omg too funny! Yup distract him with beer ... use deodorant after not instead of showering lol!


and he with the biggest tanks wins?! :smiley36:

mm2002
07-20-2008, 10:30
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

Vercingetorix
07-20-2008, 10:34
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.
You!

Corner!

Stand!

Now!


//and here, I had mistaken you as a man of gentleman demeanor:smiley36::smiley36:

mm2002
07-20-2008, 10:37
//and here, I had mistaken you as a man of gentleman demeanor


Sorry to shatter your whole image of me! :smiley36:

Vercingetorix
07-20-2008, 10:39
//and here, I had mistaken you as a man of gentleman demeanor


Sorry to shatter your whole image of me! :smiley36:Mark, that was shattered irrevocably with the ruby-red dive light.

Splitlip
07-20-2008, 11:32
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

And ears about the size of your palms.

reactive
07-20-2008, 13:31
Now you guys know that if a girl that looked like that walked up to you in a bar, you'd run away screaming and demand that there is a bridge somewhere she should be guarding.

Splitlip
07-20-2008, 13:43
Now you guys know that if a girl that looked like that walked up to you in a bar, you'd run away screaming and demand that there is a bridge somewhere she should be guarding.

Hmmm. How much have I had to drink in this bar and what time is it that she walks up to me?

aggie99
07-20-2008, 14:01
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

With a couple modifications Honda could be on to something with it's ASIMO robot:
http://www.robot.org.uk/assets/images/Asimo5CropNBg400.jpg

A a couple cup holders and pronto, perfect woman!

Bert
07-21-2008, 10:53
In the words of Pat Dailey "the perfect women" on his Raw Bar cd
I wanna rich dumb young nimphomaniac ride me around in her cadolac when she not on here knees she'll be flat on her back, I wanna rich dumb young nimphomaniac.

give her great big boo and a littlebitty ass a luvn' machine that never runs outta gas a bosy like no body ever seen befor and she reacently inhearted a liquor store (refrain above)

mm2002
07-21-2008, 19:43
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

With a couple modifications Honda could be on to something with it's ASIMO robot:
http://www.robot.org.uk/assets/images/Asimo5CropNBg400.jpg

A a couple cup holders and pronto, perfect woman!


Tell ya what man.....with the addition of a soft smooth outer skin layer, and a more "succulent" set of lips, that thing has possibilities!
I say, get rid of that big eyeball, though. They don't have to see to be a great partner! :smiley36:

Splitlip
07-21-2008, 19:57
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

With a couple modifications Honda could be on to something with it's ASIMO robot:
http://www.robot.org.uk/assets/images/Asimo5CropNBg400.jpg

A a couple cup holders and pronto, perfect woman!


Tell ya what man.....with the addition of a soft smooth outer skin layer, and a more "succulent" set of lips, that thing has possibilities!
I say, get rid of that big eyeball, though. They don't have to see to be a great partner! :smiley36:

http://englishrussia.com/images/bubble_baba/1.jpg

Vercingetorix
07-21-2008, 23:28
http://englishrussia.com/images/bubble_baba/1.jpg

A friend of yours, Tim?

Splitlip
07-22-2008, 06:11
She is a sweet heart. A real doll.
I plan to fix her up with Mark. His dream girl I bet.

mm2002
07-22-2008, 13:05
She is a sweet heart. A real doll.
I plan to fix her up with Mark. His dream girl I bet.


I like her mainly because she can't talk. Everything else can be overlooked.

divingmedic
07-24-2008, 18:08
I thought the perfect man/boyfriend/husband was a vibrator that turned into a pint of Hagen Daz when they were done with it?:smilie39::smiley36::smiley9::smilie39::smiley3 6:

mm2002
07-24-2008, 18:15
I thought the perfect man/boyfriend/husband was a vibrator that turned into a pint of Hagen Daz when they were done with it?:smilie39::smiley36::smiley9::smilie39::smiley3 6:


Hagen Daz??? YUK! How 'bout a pint of Crown Royal? :smiley9:

mm_dm
07-25-2008, 09:16
The perfect girlfriend would be about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.

With a couple modifications Honda could be on to something with it's ASIMO robot:
http://www.robot.org.uk/assets/images/Asimo5CropNBg400.jpg

A a couple cup holders and pronto, perfect woman!


Tell ya what man.....with the addition of a soft smooth outer skin layer, and a more "succulent" set of lips, that thing has possibilities!
I say, get rid of that big eyeball, though. They don't have to see to be a great partner! :smiley36:

http://englishrussia.com/images/bubble_baba/1.jpg


Wow! You could fit a lot of......uh..........regulator........in there.

harb99
07-25-2008, 09:24
I thought the perfect man/boyfriend/husband was a vibrator that turned into a pint of Hagen Daz when they were done with it?:smilie39::smiley36::smiley9::smilie39::smiley3 6:


Hagen Daz??? YUK! How 'bout a pint of Crown Royal? :smiley9:

a pint doesn't go very far - at least go for a 750mL :)

mrbheagney
08-31-2008, 21:19
Perfection is the pursuit of fools, I'm going diving or for a pint, whichever I can arrange quicker. mmmmmmmmm pints mean prizes.