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Cojrock
08-09-2007, 22:39
Two blokes named Jim and Fred are walking up the beach with a couple of live crayfish in a bucket when they are stopped by a Ministry of Fisheries inspector. He suggests that the crays are undersized.
Jim replies, ‘Nah, bro, these are my pet crayfish. I just bring them down to the beach each day for a swim. When I whistle they hop back in the bucket and I take them home.’
The officer doesn't believe him, so Fred says, ‘Nah, bro, just watch.’ Jim chucks the crayfish into the surf.
The officer says: ‘Okay, let’s see ya whistle and make those crayfish come back to you.’
Jim says: ‘What crayfish?


(note: stolen from some NZ site i cant remember)

DivingsInMyBlood
08-09-2007, 22:40
Lol not bad

Black-Gorrilla
08-09-2007, 23:02
good one.. gave me a good little laff i needed.

tbush
08-10-2007, 07:58
pritty good

loudgonzo
08-10-2007, 08:00
good start for a Friday morning:smiley20: