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CFDAlden
08-06-2008, 23:26
HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. My heart just sank.


When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

(picked up from another forum) :)

Jenn
08-06-2008, 23:49
Lol! Had me going there for a minute.

oddbod
08-07-2008, 05:23
Yep wer'e that simple:urinate:

Crimediver
08-07-2008, 05:58
The way I heard it the punchline was "Missed the biggest buck of my life this morning, but at least I got laid."

coyote
08-07-2008, 06:53
Thatís just brilliant!:smilie39:

gthomas
08-07-2008, 08:34
Us women always expect more. Why I don't know.

Mtrewyn
08-07-2008, 09:59
Some times "pass the salt." just means "pass the salt."

My wife will never understand, she always thinks there is more.

and there never is.

cummings66
08-07-2008, 16:12
Women talk, men do. It's that simple.

thagar
08-07-2008, 16:14
Us women always expect more. Why I don't know.


I read that as U S women, as apposed to Russian or German.

Vercingetorix
08-07-2008, 16:26
That about sums it up.

dogseatmayo
08-07-2008, 21:08
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:thats pretty good. and it's so true.
i guess you can say i was doing what my siggy does

mm2002
08-08-2008, 11:19
How true it is!

Colwoman831
08-09-2008, 21:01
The funny thing is that is all true. Women think in that manner and as quickly as it started our lives are a complete distaster in our eyes. I am learning men are very simple beings. Just roll with it.

hooligan
08-10-2008, 19:28
I always tell my wife if she can interpret something I say in a good way or a bad, it's always the good way ;)