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Vercingetorix
08-23-2008, 18:31
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Bank Accounts ... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like ... Bank Machines ... Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ... Bike helmets ... Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Cement ... After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Computers ... Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like ... Coolers ... Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... Copiers ... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like ... Curling irons ... They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like ... Government bonds ... They take soooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Hammers ... They haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
Men are like ... High heels ... They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like ... Horoscopes ... They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Hot Air Balloons ... To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them ... and, of course, there is the hot air part.
Men are like ... Lava lamps ... Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like ... Lawn Mowers ... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like ... Maps ... They make an inch into a mile.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Mini skirts ... If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like ... Pantyhose ... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.
Men are like ... Parking spots ... The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like ... Placemats ... They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like ... Plungers ... They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Shoes ... They are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like ... Subways ... They use the same old lines to pick people up.
Men are like ... Tires ... They go bald and often are over-inflated.
Men are like ... Used Cars ... Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Men are like ... Ziploc Bags ... They hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

mselizann
08-23-2008, 18:33
Rick- you know it's strange you are posting this on the womens issues board, right? :)

Warren
08-23-2008, 18:36
Hey! I resemble those remarks!

:smiley36:

Vercingetorix
08-23-2008, 21:12
Rick- you know it's strange you are posting this on the womens issues board, right? I figured the ladies would appreciate it.

As for the men...meh!, we know it be true (see Warren's comment)

Skuttle
08-23-2008, 21:29
:smilie39::smiley32:

You find the best stuff....

Splitlip
08-23-2008, 22:09
Rick- you know it's strange you are posting this on the womens issues board, right? :)

He is very secure with his sexuality, but loves to dish.

Vercingetorix
08-24-2008, 12:40
He is very secure with his sexuality, but loves to dish.
Loves to dish. Loves to "dish"??? My, how very "The View" of you:smilie39:


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BlueC5Kitten
08-25-2008, 12:10
You forgot...

SPORTS CARS - fast, fun and prone to lose control without the right operator handling the stick [shift]! :smiley36: