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mrbheagney
09-08-2008, 03:00
Check out this cool dive club in Donegal, Ireland.

Muff Diving, Donegal, Ireland (http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/)

It's funny cos it's true.:smilie39:

BoomerNJ
09-08-2008, 06:03
Gotta love the motherland...:smiley20:

Black-Gorrilla
09-08-2008, 13:26
gotta buy a T-shirt.

MDDIVER
09-08-2008, 13:47
I would like to see what the t-shirt says but that would be a fun one to wear around town

freeski4ever
09-08-2008, 14:14
Being of Irish descent, I am gonna have to get one of those shirts!!

bassplayer
09-08-2008, 14:34
I had some trepidation about clicking on the photo gallery :smilie39:

Warren
09-08-2008, 14:44
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

bubble-head
09-08-2008, 14:46
Now that's funny!

rainmaker
09-08-2008, 14:49
Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!

freeski4ever
09-08-2008, 14:53
Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!

This is AWESOME!!!

comet24
09-08-2008, 15:10
Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!

I might fall out of my chair laughing.

Vercingetorix
09-08-2008, 15:25
Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!We could make crude jokes about the Cave Diving Specialty. But I refuse; I gots me some class

Drewskey
09-08-2008, 18:52
Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!


Whatever it took to think that up, bravo!

chinacat46
09-08-2008, 18:59
25 points for rainmaker

thagar
09-08-2008, 19:39
That is awsome!!!

DollFin
09-08-2008, 20:23
I posted a link to a live performance of this song in the "Scuba Love" thread, but here are the lyrics!:smiley36:

Mike the Muff Diver
1987 by Jim Morris
The condition was urgent, the place in a panic and everyone feared for her life
Stranded at home and always alone was one very frustrated wife
She turned to her friends to get some relief
Some tried but nobody could
With no place to go they called on a pro before they had lost her for good
And here to revive her is Mike the Muff Diver
He’s anxious to shoulder the load
A little thrashing and splashing, one prolific tongue lashing
And one little kiss for the road
Yeah, here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
They say he’s the best he’s a pro
His head’s been in places that most other faces would never consider to go
Now Lucy was desperately looking for something to help her jump-start her man
So as he lay sleeping she checked out his weenie and developed one masterful plan
She’d make a penis sundae with whipped cream and cherries
Chocolate syrup and everything else
But to her great surprise when he opened his eyes,
It looked so good that he ate it himself
Her sister she found her about two hours later, unconscious and barely alive
Well she was a nurse so she ran to the phone and called 1-800-MUF-DIVE
Mike got the call to come in a hurry and hopefully most of them do
Make way, stand clear, we need some beer over here
Oh Mike we’re depending on you
Cause here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
He’s anxious to shoulder the load
In less than a minute he’s completely within it
And buried clean up to his nose
Oh here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
The say he’s the best, he’s a pro
His head’s been in places that most other faces would never consider to go
Now she was a pig-dog, ain’t no doubt about it; how could anyone ever get like this
She frightened her husband, he wouldn’t go near her let alone give her a kiss
She was mired in a deep, dark depression
She didn’t want to live anymore
Mike was facing his greatest challenge as the Muffmobile stopped at her door
Well Mike quickly surveyed the damage with his nose mounted Muff Diver light
This called for some radical treatment and it might take him most of the night
Early the next morning she asked, “Is it hopeless?”
He picked up his head and he grinned
He gave her a wink, took a big gulp of air, hell it looks like he’s going back in
Cause here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
He’s anxious to shoulder the load
He’s quick and he’s thorough; he’ll lick and he’ll burrow
With one little kiss for the road
Yeah, here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
They say he’s the best, he’s a pro
Cause his head’s been in places that most other faces will never consider to go
Now men let me tell you this **** can happen so you’d better start getting prepared
The positions are awkward, you might get a neck cramp,
And don’t let that smell make you scared
Just learn to do something different
Try something new now and then
If you take care of her, she’ll take care of you
Cause Mike doesn’t do men, no sir
Yeah here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
He’s anxious to shoulder the load
He’s the big Sex Kahuna, he’ll face-dive that tuna
With one little kiss for the road
Oh here to revive her is old Mike the Muff Diver
The say he’s the best, he’s a pro
His head’s been in places that most other faces would never consider to go
Yeah his head’s been in places that most other faces would never consider to go

CompuDude
09-08-2008, 22:22
Being of Irish descent, I am gonna have to get one of those shirts!!

Ditto! :smiley20:


Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!

Now THERE'S your t-shirt, right there! LOL

Nicely done!

Souvy
09-09-2008, 00:03
wow, that's kind of a riot.

emcbride81
09-09-2008, 00:56
I joined their club!!!!!!!!

CompuDude
09-09-2008, 03:12
If you join the club can you buy the t-shirt? I couldn't find any actual purchase links on the website. Although I'm not so sure I want the shirt enough to pay that kind of money for it...

bubble-head
09-09-2008, 09:43
Top 10 Reasons To Dive In Muff:

10 - Your mask defogger will get a great workout.
9 - Advanced skills can make it a lot more fun.
8 - Only minimal navigation skills are needed in order to find the dive site.
7 - Nobody wears a wetsuit!
6 - Technique and experience count, maximum depth doesn't.
7 - After a great dive, your partner will probably be happy to give your gear a good rinsing.
6 - Having an insta-buddy can be risky, but it can also be a lot of fun.
5 - If the dive site is warm, you know you're in the right spot.
4 - Everyone strives to be a Dive Master.
3 - Your SAC rate will get shot to hell, and you won't really care.
2 - You don't have to go to 100 ft. to get narc'ed!

And the number one reason to dive in Muff:
Do it well and you'll get a LOT of bottom time!

This is genius!

butchp
09-27-2008, 09:13
Well I've always said - No muff too tough we dive at five!!!!!!
Got to love those guys.
BP