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monant
09-22-2008, 06:40
:smiley32:Suppose you were making your exit from a beach dive and you spotted a lost bikini top. What is the man thing to do?

Crimediver
09-22-2008, 07:20
Grid search.

dwatts
09-22-2008, 07:48
I haven't taken the PADI Search & Rescue course yet... but if this is one of the skills required then I'm going to my LDS to sign up today!!!

fisheater
09-22-2008, 08:11
I say that it'd be a combined Search & Recovery and UW Photographer project.

zahgurim
09-22-2008, 11:40
^ I'm with him.

Put the top in my pocket, and look for the matching bottoms.
If she's cute, get her to buy me dinner for reuniting her with her lost boobiehuggers.

Bigg_Budd
09-22-2008, 11:51
Exit the water immediately and look for woman wrapped in a towel. Offer said woman a ride to the nearest surf shop to purchase her a new bikini top. While en route to surf shop, insist on stopping in at the local bar for some "relief from the heat" and proceed to order shots...

That's where I'd start.

Warren
09-22-2008, 12:02
Grid search.

Yup... Grid search... :icon_smile_approve:

krusejustin
09-22-2008, 12:49
Exit the water immediately and look for woman wrapped in a towel. Offer said woman a ride to the nearest surf shop to purchase her a new bikini top. While en route to surf shop, insist on stopping in at the local bar for some "relief from the heat" and proceed to order shots...

That's where I'd start.

yea, those shots will help a woman out just right lol
so i agree, ur a smart man lmao:smilie39:

PaulThomas
09-22-2008, 13:00
As a gentlemen, it's your duty to retrieve it and return it to its rightful owner. Depending on the top, involve your buddies in the search for the owner.

Bigg_Budd
09-22-2008, 13:08
It all depends on the cup size of the top. Here's aquick timing chart:

D+ - Find that woman ASAP
C - Search for up to 60 mins
B - Search for 20 mins
A - Search for 2 mins

If you establish that the wearer is underage, drop it and run like hell...

Black-Gorrilla
09-22-2008, 13:24
establish a simple search patter, if you are with buddies, involve them but make sure everyone gets to see the owner prior to (whoever found it) returns said top and attempts some cheese pick-up lines.

monant
09-22-2008, 13:54
Exit the water immediately and look for woman wrapped in a towel. Offer said woman a ride to the nearest surf shop to purchase her a new bikini top. While en route to surf shop, insist on stopping in at the local bar for some "relief from the heat" and proceed to order shots...

That's where I'd start.

Great option!

warscout2
09-22-2008, 22:25
It all depends on the cup size of the top. Here's aquick timing chart:

D+ - Find that woman ASAP
C - Search for up to 60 mins
B - Search for 20 mins
A - Search for 2 mins

If you establish that the wearer is underage, drop it and run like hell...

so if it has hana Montana on it treat it like the plague :smilie39:

i guess it would also matter how long the strings are

Aussie
09-22-2008, 22:52
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.

I could spend all day walking around the beach saying is this yours? is this yours?

Cheers Mark

Bigg_Budd
09-22-2008, 22:57
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.

I could spend all day walking around the beach saying is this yours? is this yours?

Cheers Mark

Can you pick me up from the airport?

Vercingetorix
09-22-2008, 23:17
Exit the water immediately and look for woman wrapped in a towel. Offer said woman a ride to the nearest surf shop to purchase her a new bikini top. While en route to surf shop, insist on stopping in at the local bar for some "relief from the heat" and proceed to order shots...
Mighty courageous (foolish?) words for a man whose avatar includes a drop-dead gorgeous young lady.:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

Bigg_Budd
09-22-2008, 23:35
Mighty courageous (foolish?) words for a man whose avatar includes a drop-dead gorgeous young lady.:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

I found her bikini top in the surf...

Black-Gorrilla
09-23-2008, 00:31
Mighty courageous (foolish?) words for a man whose avatar includes a drop-dead gorgeous young lady.:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

I found her bikini top in the surf...


is that code for "she doesn't read the ST forums?"

Vercingetorix
09-23-2008, 08:01
is that code for "she doesn't read the ST forums?"Given his comments in this thread, he better HOPE she doesn't read the ST Forum.

Otherwise, she be gone, and he'll have to go back to his previous avatar; and none of us wants that again, do we?

bubble-head
09-23-2008, 08:40
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.


I just love Australia!

SEMO Scuba
09-23-2008, 12:48
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc180/BillFooter/IMG_0472.jpgI found a bikini top in the surf at the Dominican Republic about three or four years ago. I have it in my file cabinet here at work and it is pink with purple and dark pink palm trees. My wife was with me when I found it, and I did spend a good bit of the rest of the week looking for a girl with matching color bikini bottoms. Many of the girls at this resort went topless so this gave me a good reason to study their bikini bottoms, and see if their boobies looked like a match. After the third day of looking I pointed out a girl and asked the wife if the girl's bikini bottoms color matched the top (top was in the hotel room). She said no that I needed to be looking for much bigger boobies to fit it (it is a size large and I had not seen that on the tag)!!!! Anyway I never did find the owner, but if I ever go back I'll look for some more. Maybe I should take it with me in December to Bonaire to see if she's there........

monant
09-23-2008, 13:28
Post a photo of the top and the members of this forum can scour the beaches for the proper........."fit"

mike_s
09-23-2008, 15:03
Grid search.

:smilie39:


I say that it'd be a combined Search & Recovery and UW Photographer project.

Sounds like since this is involving someone topless, you could add the PADI Naturalist Specialist also! :smilie39:


EDIT: Who knows, it might even lead to the PADI Penetration Diver course also :D




It all depends on the cup size of the top. Here's aquick timing chart:

D+ - Find that woman ASAP
C - Search for up to 60 mins
B - Search for 20 mins
A - Search for 2 mins

If you establish that the wearer is underage, drop it and run like hell...

Too funny...

but I'd have to adjust the times.

D+ - Find that woman ASAP
C - Search for up to 5 mins
B - Search for 2 mins
A - Throw the top back in the water and don't even bother...... In fact, tie it to a rock.


:D

Bert
09-23-2008, 15:06
OR if its D+ take some rubber tubing a couple of metal poles and the you have a double barrel sling shot

Aussie
09-23-2008, 16:24
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.


I just love Australia!

There is always a down side. Some ladies should actually have their tops on. Where is the fashion police when you need them!

Aussie

Splitlip
09-28-2008, 07:54
If I found one, I might be able to get my tee shirt back.

http://i37.tinypic.com/o7nckj.jpg

fire diver
09-28-2008, 09:25
If I found one, I might be able to get my tee shirt back.

http://i37.tinypic.com/o7nckj.jpg

Uhhhh..........what were we talking about? I think I'm in love!

DevilDiver
09-28-2008, 19:53
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.

I could spend all day walking around the beach saying is this yours? is this yours?

Cheers Mark


Mark....
I believe you should look at the opportunity you find your self with....

With the procurement of a simple bikini top you have the perfect situation to present yourself as the total upstanding, concerned gentleman (that I am sure you are) just trying to do the right thing. It's better than just stumbling up and asking them "What your sign?" :smilie39:

Aussie
09-28-2008, 20:40
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.

I could spend all day walking around the beach saying is this yours? is this yours?

Cheers Mark


Mark....
I believe you should look at the opportunity you find your self with....

With the procurement of a simple bikini top you have the perfect situation to present yourself as the total upstanding, concerned gentleman (that I am sure you are) just trying to do the right thing. It's better than just stumbling up and asking them "What your sign?" :smilie39:

Devildiver you so correct with the concerned gentleman part as I know what these little bits of material cost a lady and I would be glad if someone went out of their way to reunite the lost top.:smiley2:

BTW this is the website (Wicked Weasel Bikinis: micro bikini shop and sexy photo contest (http://wickedweasel.com/)) of a local Bikini company here in my town which basically makes the smallest Bikini's around. Lots of money for very small amount of material.

Regards Mark

SAdude
09-29-2008, 16:14
To BIGG BUDD you don't have to go to Australia, just go down to Lake Travis, the park to the east of Windy Point, and Bob Wentx is Hippie Hollow, it is the only clothing optional beach in Texas!!!

blcard
10-05-2008, 08:32
All too funny :smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

I can't imagine my wife giving me input on the correct sizing during my search. :smiley19:

monant
10-06-2008, 06:23
I would try an unite it with the owner. It wouldn't bother me either way as alot of ladies over here dont wear tops.

I could spend all day walking around the beach saying is this yours? is this yours?

Cheers Mark


Mark....
I believe you should look at the opportunity you find your self with....

With the procurement of a simple bikini top you have the perfect situation to present yourself as the total upstanding, concerned gentleman (that I am sure you are) just trying to do the right thing. It's better than just stumbling up and asking them "What your sign?" :smilie39:

Instead of what's your sign, I think what's your size is more appropriate.

mike_s
10-07-2008, 14:57
Found this top the other day..... still trying to determine who it belongs to....

anyone reconize it as theirs?


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/112bra.jpg

Splitlip
10-07-2008, 18:31
:smiley31:
Now those really are bigger than my head. :)

Found this top the other day..... still trying to determine who it belongs to....

anyone reconize it as theirs?


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/112bra.jpg

cowgirldiver
10-08-2008, 12:26
what I find interesting is that the women working on it seem to be wearing lab coats.....

northfrisian
10-08-2008, 18:22
what I find interesting is that the women working on it seem to be wearing lab coats.....

Yes, it's a prototype. The first one was kind of tight.

Eurodiver
10-09-2008, 00:40
To BIGG BUDD you don't have to go to Australia, just go down to Lake Travis, the park to the east of Windy Point, and Bob Wentx is Hippie Hollow, it is the only clothing optional beach in Texas!!!

There is a law in Texas {you would have to do a lot of digging} that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too. This is also the state that if you steal horses it is STILL punishable by hanging.

And to Mr. Wickedweasel
bikinis | Wicked Weasel Bikinis (http://wickedweasel.com/bikinis/)
The Temptation Lace is kind of saucy.
But leaves nothing to the imagination. Women should give men something that keeps them guessing some time.
I personally like this one
Seychelles Crochet by UjENA (http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=176&mm=2994)
Crochet=loosen up easily=more lost tops {and bottoms for that matter}

CompuDude
10-09-2008, 15:50
To BIGG BUDD you don't have to go to Australia, just go down to Lake Travis, the park to the east of Windy Point, and Bob Wentx is Hippie Hollow, it is the only clothing optional beach in Texas!!!

There is a law in Texas {you would have to do a lot of digging} that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too. This is also the state that if you steal horses it is STILL punishable by hanging.

And to Mr. Wickedweasel
bikinis | Wicked Weasel Bikinis (http://wickedweasel.com/bikinis/)
The Temptation Lace is kind of saucy.
But leaves nothing to the imagination. Women should give men something that keeps them guessing some time.
I personally like this one
Seychelles Crochet by UjENA (http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=176&mm=2994)
Crochet=loosen up easily=more lost tops {and bottoms for that matter}

:smiley32:
:smiley31:

I do like the way you think...

Nemrod
10-09-2008, 16:10
I was diving at Devils Eye in 1972, a bikini top went floating over during my deco stop. I would tell you the rest of the story, but, well------.

N

Splitlip
10-09-2008, 23:13
[There is a law in Texas that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too.


. Cool

CFDAlden
10-10-2008, 00:15
There is a law in Texas {you would have to do a lot of digging} that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too. This is also the state that if you steal horses it is STILL punishable by hanging.


Ditto here in Vermont. :D

John Yaskowich
10-10-2008, 09:06
There is a law in Texas {you would have to do a lot of digging} that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too. This is also the state that if you steal horses it is STILL punishable by hanging.


Ditto here in Vermont. :D
It has been the law here in Canada for many years that as long as she is not baring them to solicit sex, a woman has the right. (Unfortunately it gets too cold up here for as many to take advantage of this as we would wish!)
Bumper sticker:
USA - the right to bear arms
Canada- the right to bare breasts
Which do you prefer?

monant
10-10-2008, 09:12
There is a law in Texas {you would have to do a lot of digging} that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too. This is also the state that if you steal horses it is STILL punishable by hanging.


Ditto here in Vermont. :D
It has been the law here in Canada for many years that as long as she is not baring them to solicit sex, a woman has the right. (Unfortunately it gets too cold up here for as many to take advantage of this as we would wish!)
Bumper sticker:
USA - the right to bear arms
Canada- the right to bare breasts
Which do you prefer?

I like this one better -
The right to keep arms and bare breasts shall not be infringed!

John Yaskowich
10-10-2008, 09:15
D+ - Find that woman ASAP
C - Search for up to 5 mins
B - Search for 2 mins
A - Throw the top back in the water and don't even bother...... In fact, tie it to a rock.
:D

WARNING - TMI Ahead WARNING - TMI Ahead WARNING - TMI Ahead

Both a former girlfriend (34A) and my wife (34B) are VERY sensitive in that area. Concentration of nerve endings or something. With both it is possible to take them "over the top" simply through proper touch, kissing, etc.

CompuDude
10-10-2008, 15:07
There is a law in Texas {you would have to do a lot of digging} that states Any public place that a man can go with out a shirt a woman can too. This is also the state that if you steal horses it is STILL punishable by hanging.


Ditto here in Vermont. :D
It has been the law here in Canada for many years that as long as she is not baring them to solicit sex, a woman has the right. (Unfortunately it gets too cold up here for as many to take advantage of this as we would wish!)
Bumper sticker:
USA - the right to bear arms
Canada- the right to bare breasts
Which do you prefer?

Ditto in NYC, as I recall. Dunno if they repealed that law since I moved away over a decade ago, but there was some amusing news footage of subway-riding demonstrators in the early 90s that I recall watching. :)

petronius
10-26-2008, 19:53
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc180/BillFooter/IMG_0472.jpgI found a bikini top in the surf at the Dominican Republic about three or four years ago. I have it in my file cabinet here at work and it is pink with purple and dark pink palm trees. My wife was with me when I found it, and I did spend a good bit of the rest of the week looking for a girl with matching color bikini bottoms. Many of the girls at this resort went topless so this gave me a good reason to study their bikini bottoms, and see if their boobies looked like a match. After the third day of looking I pointed out a girl and asked the wife if the girl's bikini bottoms color matched the top (top was in the hotel room). She said no that I needed to be looking for much bigger boobies to fit it (it is a size large and I had not seen that on the tag)!!!! Anyway I never did find the owner, but if I ever go back I'll look for some more. Maybe I should take it with me in December to Bonaire to see if she's there........


Dude! You spent an entire week staring at boobies and your wife thought you were just trying to return lost property!? That makes my "I'm looking for clothing styles that would look particularly good on you" strategy sound downright amateur...

shawnwill36
10-27-2008, 08:13
try to find the owner!!!

ScubaDude
10-28-2008, 23:17
[quote=SEMO Scuba;230352]http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc180/BillFooter/IMG_0472.jpgI found a bikini top in the surf at the Dominican Republic about three or four years ago. I have it in my file cabinet here at work and it is pink with purple and dark pink palm trees. My wife was with me when I found it, and I did spend a good bit of the rest of the week looking for a girl with matching color bikini bottoms. Many of the girls at this resort went topless so this gave me a good reason to study their bikini bottoms, and see if their boobies looked like a match. After the third day of looking I pointed out a girl and asked the wife if the girl's bikini bottoms color matched the top (top was in the hotel room). She said no that I needed to be looking for much bigger boobies to fit it (it is a size large and I had not seen that on the tag)!!!! Anyway I never did find the owner, but if I ever go back I'll look for some more. Maybe I should take it with me in December to Bonaire to see if she's there........

I find it a little strange that you still have the top. I'm guessing that you work longer hours than most, and it fits you very well. :smilie39:

SEMO Scuba
10-30-2008, 16:17
Awww, I only wear it on Fridays when nobody is here! Wow tomorrow is Friday! wooohooo

JahJahwarrior
10-30-2008, 17:37
Forget returning it, I'd head to the local arcade and challenge some punks in skee ball! With another skee ball holster, I can throw skee balls like they are going out of style! It'd be so cool to find another holster on the beach!

firemedic8082
11-16-2008, 21:28
On second thought hold it high and wait for her to come to you...

traildawg59
11-16-2008, 22:15
let it float by it will only cause you trouble with your best girl if she see it.------
Of course with tears in your eyes for doing it

sabbath999
11-18-2008, 10:14
She said no that I needed to be looking for much bigger boobies to fit it

Now that is the kind of wife a man likes... "no honey, study these other gals naked boobs more..."

mike_s
11-18-2008, 11:33
you think we should look for who lost this top?

http://www.funnybeez.com/funnypictures/huge-bra.jpg

sabbath999
11-18-2008, 11:39
Yes, and let me know where she is when you find her!

bsktcase93
11-26-2008, 13:40
have to return it to its rightful owner