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chinacat46
08-15-2007, 21:53
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson. There
are jobs that are a bigger pain in the ass than mine."

NitroWill
08-15-2007, 21:54
:smiley11::smiley5::smiley26::smiley36:

Think those smilies explain just perfectly..

DivingsInMyBlood
08-15-2007, 22:01
:smilie39: i wouldnt want their job


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson. There
are jobs that are a bigger pain in the ass than mine."

chinacat46
08-15-2007, 22:04
Yeah thats the whole idea.

FishFood
08-15-2007, 22:05
Yeah thats the whole idea.

LOL!!! ^^^

Not sure which is funnier, the first post or that one.

chinacat46
08-15-2007, 22:09
Gee thanx!!

Phestr
08-16-2007, 03:40
Ah, perspective. Thanx, man. I needed that. :knegg:

Buoyant1
08-16-2007, 06:41
Does anyone know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

















the taste!

deepdiver47
08-16-2007, 06:47
As an engineer I know better. They are tested in a controlled environment by using a fixture (and no it is not human).

TxScubaBear
08-16-2007, 06:51
Does anyone know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

















the taste!

DOH!!!!
:smiley11:

WV Diver
08-16-2007, 07:38
As an engineer I know better. They are tested in a controlled environment by using a fixture (and no it is not human). Is it a big prosthetic butt?? :smilie39::smilie39:

quarrydiver
08-16-2007, 08:57
yup that job would suck.

mike_s
08-16-2007, 09:26
"I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson. There are jobs that are a bigger pain in the ass than mine."


I just couldn't resist sending this to our QA manager!

Harshal
08-16-2007, 09:42
that one was funny personally tested............lol

J-Cub
08-16-2007, 10:02
Just don't get your oral thermometer mixed with your rectal thermometer and forget which is which...... LOL.

loudgonzo
08-16-2007, 10:47
the next time your having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You both have one ass.

:smiley19::smiley19:

Foo2
08-16-2007, 10:49
the next time your having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You both have one ass.

:smiley19::smiley19:


:smilie39:Holy crap!:smilie39:

Buoyant1
08-16-2007, 11:18
As an engineer I know better. They are tested in a controlled environment by using a fixture (and no it is not human). Is it a big prosthetic butt?? :smilie39::smilie39:


There's a site where you can buy those.....:smilie39:

But I'm not Googling it! :smilie39:

dallasdivergirl
08-16-2007, 15:59
http://forum.scubatoys.com/images/bluepearl/misc/d4.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by loudgonzo http://forum.scubatoys.com/images/bluepearl/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forum.scubatoys.com/showthread.php?p=26563#post26563)
the next time your having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You both have one ass.

:smiley19::smiley19:



That's just wrong, wrong, wrong.

comet24
08-16-2007, 17:10
the next time your having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You both have one ass.

:smiley19::smiley19:


OMG this tread started out bad enough and has now taken a turn somewhere I just don't want to go.

Formerly 45yroldNewbie
08-16-2007, 17:43
yup that job would suck.

No being a vacum cleaner salesmen is a job that "sucks"

Formerly 45yroldNewbie
08-16-2007, 17:44
As an engineer I know better. They are tested in a controlled environment by using a fixture (and no it is not human).

Buzz-Kill:smiley21:

Fideaux
08-16-2007, 19:33
Does anyone know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

















the taste!
Since no one else will ask but is thinking it, how do you know?????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????

frenchy07
08-18-2007, 23:46
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39: :smilie39: