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monant
10-24-2008, 08:48
If you have no significant other, is it ever acceptable to loan your safety sausage to an inquisitive female on a dive boat?

ScubaJ
10-24-2008, 09:05
Depends on how good looking she is.

It's ok to ride a moped as long as none of your friends don't see ya.

MSilvia
10-24-2008, 09:53
"Just blow here until it gets big enough to see from the boat..."

ScubaJ
10-24-2008, 10:38
LMAO
Niiiiiiiice!!!!!

Black-Gorrilla
10-24-2008, 10:50
It's ok to ride a moped as long as none of your friends see ya.


no it's not.

nikefreekz
10-24-2008, 12:03
Depends on how good looking she is.

It's ok to ride a moped as long as none of your friends see ya.

not too sure about that...

kong
10-24-2008, 12:19
It's ok to ride a moped as long as none of your friends see ya.

Because riding a moped is a lot like riding a ...

CompuDude
10-24-2008, 12:27
If you have no significant other, is it ever acceptable to loan your safety sausage to an inquisitive female on a dive boat?

As long as you don't ignore "safe diving" practices in the process. :smiley2:

texdiveguy
10-24-2008, 12:33
If you have no significant other, is it ever acceptable to loan your safety sausage to an inquisitive female on a dive boat?

As long as you don't ignore "safe diving" practices in the process. :smiley2:

This is the reason you should always have a lift bag.

mwhities
10-24-2008, 13:58
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

monant
10-25-2008, 13:54
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

That's just not right, funny, just not right. Hope there was no fire coral.

Splitlip
10-25-2008, 15:45
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

You do have a big one. I didn't know.

Hey Michael, are you just slipping your SPG behind the harness or clipping it off. I recently experimented with clipping it off to the left shoulder if I know my hands will be occupied, but kind of tough to focus with my eyes.
I was thinking of moving or adding a bolt snap for more scope.

shawnwill36
10-27-2008, 08:15
i wish i had that problem

firstdive2005
10-27-2008, 10:09
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

That's just not right, funny, just not right. Hope there was no fire coral.

Nice videos of Coz. I got a laugh at the bro giant striding in without his mask on, maybe he had really good contact lenses.....

mwhities
10-27-2008, 10:12
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

That's just not right, funny, just not right. Hope there was no fire coral.

There actually was but, before we go "into" the corals, the guy behind me made me aware that my sausage was about to be dragged all over the coral. :)

Michael

mwhities
10-27-2008, 10:14
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

You do have a big one. I didn't know.

Hey Michael, are you just slipping your SPG behind the harness or clipping it off. I recently experimented with clipping it off to the left shoulder if I know my hands will be occupied, but kind of tough to focus with my eyes.
I was thinking of moving or adding a bolt snap for more scope.

Shoot, looks small to me. :|

I'm slipping it behind the harness (helps it from "bowing" out and catching things) and clipping it off. All I have to do is look down at it and not have to grab it and look.

Michael

mwhities
10-27-2008, 10:17
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

That's just not right, funny, just not right. Hope there was no fire coral.

Nice videos of Coz. I got a laugh at the bro giant striding in without his mask on, maybe he had really good contact lenses.....

He did that on every dive. He just likes to keep the defog stuff in as long as possible I guess.

Michael

Splitlip
10-27-2008, 11:07
Well, I took out my sausage (not intentionally) and started dragging it across the reefs. Not sure if the ladies liked it or not.

Diving in Cozumel on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2013161)

Michael

You do have a big one. I didn't know.

Hey Michael, are you just slipping your SPG behind the harness or clipping it off. I recently experimented with clipping it off to the left shoulder if I know my hands will be occupied, but kind of tough to focus with my eyes.
I was thinking of moving or adding a bolt snap for more scope.

Shoot, looks small to me. :|

I'm slipping it behind the harness (helps it from "bowing" out and catching things) and clipping it off. All I have to do is look down at it and not have to grab it and look.

Michael
Thanks

mwhities
10-27-2008, 13:19
Thanks

Not a problem.

I get to try it with doubles this weekend. :)

Michael

mksmith713
03-06-2009, 08:31
Yeah....riding a moped is exactly like %$@*ing and ugly chick...........

bdbrown4764
03-06-2009, 08:56
But mopeds need riding just as much as the hot racers :smiley36:

Desert_Diver
03-07-2009, 09:49
If you have no significant other, is it ever acceptable to loan your safety sausage to an inquisitive female on a dive boat?

As long as you don't ignore "safe diving" practices in the process. :smiley2:

This is the reason you should always have a lift bag.

Is this like the "sausage enhancement" adds I keep seeing on the internet? :smilie39:

Tully Mars
03-07-2009, 12:39
Is this like the "sausage enhancement" adds I keep seeing on the internet? :smilie39:

Maybe I should look into this. Mines about 15yrs old and pretty small. Shut up, I'm talking about the marker.

I recently found myself in a boat headed out of Mahahual. After the DM assigned me a couple of newly cert. divers to keep track he asked me if I had a "tube" as he put it. I told him "This is the only time you're going to hear me say these words, but yes I have one- it's just smaller then most other peoples." The lady of the couple, Canadian, laughed and threaten to follow me around to the bars that night and tell everyone.

Good thing I don't drink when diving.

emt
03-07-2009, 19:01
Yeah....riding a moped is exactly like %$@*ing and ugly chick...........

You better send them my way, I actually enjoy riding the mopeds. Light weight, short wheel base, and no warm up needed; it's fun to me. I'll jump on one before jumping on the motorcycle for less than 1 mile jogs. I don't mind anyone seeing me on one, it's fun.