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Foo2
11-07-2008, 11:43
I think we should request/remove Splitlip's man card. He spends more time in here than he does anywhere else. What do you "girls" think?:smiley36:

Largo
11-07-2008, 12:01
The only person empowered to revoke a Man Card is Chuck Norris.

cowgirldiver
11-07-2008, 12:24
I don't know-he seems to liven up the conversations!!

fire diver
11-07-2008, 16:20
he's just here doing the recon work. He's a deep undercover agent. I'll leave the innuendo to you "ladies"

Cheddarchick
11-07-2008, 17:55
Undercover?????........Or Uncovered as a.........sheman

FishFood
11-07-2008, 17:57
The only person empowered to revoke a Man Card is Chuck Norris.

Amen Bro.


You women folk are over stepping your power...

scubastud
11-07-2008, 19:49
I met chuck Norris once, he lives in a castle on a floating island in the sky, WhenI kissed his ring, I made sure not to make eye contact, so he didn't kill me.
We dined on raw steak and whiskey while he told me tales of ripping out men's spines and banging hot models.
He holds all man cards in a room on the third floor, no women are allowed there of course so, sorry Largo is correct. You ladies couldn't revoke man cards if ya wanted to...
However, you can make me a pie if you would like.

ScubaDude
11-07-2008, 21:53
Yes, ladies, your pie would be nice.

Diver Kat
11-07-2008, 22:56
Well I came up with this solution for Ms. Splitlip awhile back .... especially if revoking his man card is not an option .....:smiley2:

http://forum.scubatoys.com/womens-issues/16908-bcd-fit-help.html#post233317


Maybe a few of the other 'manly men' around here would qualify for this as well .... seems they spend more & more time in here .... or maybe the Topic area needs to be renamed to 'Men discussing Womans Issues' ...:smilie39:

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Splitlip
11-08-2008, 00:40
The only person empowered to revoke a Man Card is Chuck Norris.
Thanks Brother. You are correct.

I can't believe this is even being considered. Particularly from Foo2. I have always seen her as a voice of reason in an unreasonable world.
I am reporting this as spam.

Splitlip
11-08-2008, 00:52
Well I came up with this solution for Ms. Splitlip awhile back .... especially if revoking his man card is not an option .....:smiley2:

http://forum.scubatoys.com/womens-issues/16908-bcd-fit-help.html#post233317


Maybe a few of the other 'manly men' around here would qualify for this as well .... seems they spend more & more time in here .... or maybe the Topic area needs to be renamed to 'Men discussing Womans Issues' ...:smilie39:

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Thanks Kat, ( I think.)
Wait a moment. Let me digest and procees this.

I'll get back to you guys.

WTF! MS. SPLITLIP!!!??? You guys are killing me. Going back to my cave to ponder this latest turn of events.:smiley19:

Splitlip
11-08-2008, 00:54
I don't know-he seems to liven up the conversations!!

Will you have my baby?:smiley20:

Diver Kat
11-08-2008, 19:03
Thanks Kat, ( I think.)
Wait a moment. Let me digest and process this.

I'll get back to you guys.

WTF! MS. SPLITLIP!!!??? You guys are killing me. Going back to my cave to ponder this latest turn of events.:smiley19:

:smilie39: I was wondering how long before you caught that!!



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Originally Posted by cowgirldiver http://forum.scubatoys.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forum.scubatoys.com/womens-issues/18900-man-card-request-post242736.html#post242736)
I don't know-he seems to liven up the conversations!!

Will you have my baby?:smiley20:
Maybe you should be having her baby????


Sorry ... you just make these so easy for me!!

(And I was going to ask .... is that a PINK cave???)

James1010
11-08-2008, 20:49
Chuck is the only man who can resolve this issue.

Diver Kat
11-08-2008, 21:53
Here you go! All the Chuck Norris you guys could possibly want!:smiley20:

Additional Chuck Norris Facts (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/new.html)


Now this really cracks me up!! :smilie39: Apparently even Chuck Norris has 'abuse' issues!!

Chat (http://www.chucknorris.com/html/chat.html)



And maybe it will keep you out of the 'Womens Issues' for awhile!



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