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gNats
11-26-2008, 10:47
Enough said.

dallasdivergirl
11-26-2008, 11:47
that's really a LOL

unclepooty
11-26-2008, 12:11
DANG! that is funny

fire diver
11-26-2008, 13:31
I just threw up a little....

gNats
11-26-2008, 13:32
I just threw up a little....

You! Hell, what about us girls? In some parts of the country he represents the GOOD pickins!

mselizann
11-26-2008, 13:51
ewwww

Largo
11-26-2008, 14:38
Where did you get that photo?

That guy could be the twin of my ex-neighbor Johnwayne Bronson Bramage.

Unfortunately, he died back in the late 80s in a tragic accident.

It's too gruesome to describe in detail. All I've got to say is that, drinking Evan Williams, doing "Whippets," trying to install a sun-roof with a Sawzall, and listening to Iron Maiden do not mix.

ParrotheadDiver
11-26-2008, 17:45
I just threw up a little....

You! Hell, what about us girls? In some parts of the country he represents the GOOD pickins!

:smilie39: you must have been to Texas:smilie39:

James1010
11-26-2008, 17:47
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

ScubaDude
11-26-2008, 20:11
Where did you get that photo?

That guy could be the twin of my ex-neighbor Johnwayne Bronson Bramage.

Unfortunately, he died back in the late 80s in a tragic accident.

It's too gruesome to describe in detail. All I've got to say is that, drinking Evan Williams, doing "Whippets," trying to install a sun-roof with a Sawzall, and listening to Iron Maiden do not mix.

If he were jamming Judas Priest, he might still be alive today! :smilie39:

Skred
11-26-2008, 20:17
Enough said.

You ain't foolin' me, girl! I know you think he's absolutely hot!:anim_pyro:

gNats
11-26-2008, 20:55
Enough said.

You ain't foolin' me, girl! I know you think he's absolutely hot!:anim_pyro:

You know it babee. Any chance he's a relative of yours and you can put in a good word?

Skred
11-26-2008, 21:09
Enough said.

You ain't foolin' me, girl! I know you think he's absolutely hot!:anim_pyro:

You know it babee. Any chance he's a relative of yours and you can put in a good word?

Wait, let me think...

Kevin Cronin hairdo, pink G-string, washing a car...Nope, I'm pretty sure I'm nowhere near that gene pool...:smiley_sick:

ScubaDude
11-26-2008, 21:11
Enough said.

You ain't foolin' me, girl! I know you think he's absolutely hot!:anim_pyro:

You know it babee. Any chance he's a relative of yours and you can put in a good word?

From the looks of that guy, a good word is the ONLY thing you want "put in"!:smilie39:

oddbod
11-27-2008, 04:18
I'm going to sue my Ex for posting that photo of me:smiley19:

Aussie
11-27-2008, 04:31
I'm going to sue my Ex for posting that photo of me:smiley19:

Thats what you get for wearing pink budgie smugglers mate!

Aussie

Bigg_Budd
11-27-2008, 06:45
That was awesome...

ppo2_diver
11-27-2008, 09:05
Did you have to pose long for that picture. :D

Good one.

KennyD
11-27-2008, 10:18
:DJ:

Where did you get that photo?

That guy could be the twin of my ex-neighbor Johnwayne Bronson Bramage.

Unfortunately, he died back in the late 80s in a tragic accident.

It's too gruesome to describe in detail. All I've got to say is that, drinking Evan Williams, doing "Whippets," trying to install a sun-roof with a Sawzall, and listening to Iron Maiden do not mix.

If he were jamming Judas Priest, he might still be alive today! :smilie39:
"Turbo Lover" has kept me alive and strong today....

mm_dm
11-27-2008, 11:07
I'm going to sue my Ex for posting that photo of me:smiley19:

Thats what you get for wearing pink budgie smugglers mate!

Aussie


pink budgie smuggler:smilie39::smilie39:

Rileybri
11-27-2008, 11:12
I am never going to be able to enjoy another bikini car wash ever again......:smiley11::smiley13::smiley13::smiley19 ::smiley19::smiley19:

Shenanigan
11-27-2008, 17:08
Spinster isn't looking so bad!

:smiley36:

Lulubelle
11-27-2008, 18:29
I will never, ever, be that desperate.

Aussie
11-27-2008, 18:29
I'm going to sue my Ex for posting that photo of me:smiley19:

Thats what you get for wearing pink budgie smugglers mate!

Aussie


pink budgie smuggler:smilie39::smilie39:

Urban Dictionary: budgie smugglers (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budgie%20smugglers)

fire diver
11-27-2008, 18:33
OK, I don't want you gals thinking all guys are like that. So here is a pic of me taken last week. Just for ya'll. You'll notice I have that infectious charm, I bet you can't look at me for 10 seconds without smiling!

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics0828/ugly-fugly.jpg

sea princess
11-27-2008, 19:32
Sorry hun but i think a paper bag over your head is in order!

fire diver
11-27-2008, 19:39
Sorry hun but i think a paper bag over your head is in order!

So you're saying there's still hope? :smiley36:

Diver Kat
11-27-2008, 20:53
We just need a third 'attractive' candidate and gNats can have her very own Dating Game Show!!!!
:smilie40:

ScubaDude
11-27-2008, 21:03
oooooh, pick me, pick me! :smilie39:

Diver Kat
11-27-2008, 23:01
oooooh, pick me, pick me! :smilie39:
Way too normal!! Can't you tell she goes for the 'unusual' types!!!:smiley2:

Shenanigan
11-28-2008, 17:25
OK, I don't want you gals thinking all guys are like that. So here is a pic of me taken last week. Just for ya'll. You'll notice I have that infectious charm, I bet you can't look at me for 10 seconds without smiling!

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics0828/ugly-fugly.jpg

I'm thinking the camel spider was a better advitar! :smiley36:

oddbod
11-29-2008, 04:38
I'm going to sue my Ex for posting that photo of me:smiley19:

Thats what you get for wearing pink budgie smugglers mate!

Aussie

The shop assistant:smiley2: told me the pink was very metro-sexual:smiley29:

crea2k
11-29-2008, 17:28
lol nothing like perving then being scarred for life haha :D

fire diver
12-05-2008, 00:40
OK gals, since there was such disgust at my last photo (and I must say it hurt my feelings a lot! ;) ), I got a haircut, and covered up my ungliness. So is the new avatar less stomach churning for y'all?

Diver Kat
12-05-2008, 09:54
OK gals, since there was such disgust at my last photo (and I must say it hurt my feelings a lot! ;) ), I got a haircut, and covered up my ungliness. So is the new avatar less stomach churning for y'all?
LOL!! :smiley20::smiley20::smiley20:

Largo
12-05-2008, 12:16
Fire Diver,
Are you are a Gorn or a Sleestak?

MSilvia
12-05-2008, 12:19
Looks like a Gorn to me.

Largo
12-05-2008, 12:25
He has a blue snout, whereas a Gorn has a green snout. However, the scaly skin covering indicates significant Gorn DNA.

You'd really have to hear him to tell for sure. A Gorn makes a "Grrrrrrr Hiss GRRRRR!" sound. Sleestaks don't growl, to my knowledge, but rather make a "Thssssss Saaaaaa Thsssssss Saaaaa" sound.

unibrook
12-05-2008, 13:15
Giggity! That is pic of Quagmire with his phat subaru brat!

fire diver
12-05-2008, 13:56
I vote unibrook for avatar of the year!!!

Largo
12-05-2008, 18:55
Two questions.

1. Gorn or Sleestak?

2. What did you think of Iz?

DollFin
12-05-2008, 19:22
He has a blue snout, whereas a Gorn has a green snout. However, the scaly skin covering indicates significant Gorn DNA.

You'd really have to hear him to tell for sure. A Gorn makes a "Grrrrrrr Hiss GRRRRR!" sound. Sleestaks don't growl, to my knowledge, but rather make a "Thssssss Saaaaaa Thsssssss Saaaaa" sound.


Could it be that the Gorns and the Sleestaks are distant relatives and the Guardian of Forever is basically what controlled all the matrix tables?





(Knowing this s__t explains a lot about why I am still single!!) :smiley36:

Largo
12-05-2008, 19:37
Gorn = Star Trek

Sleestak = Land of the Lost

Not possible.

DollFin
12-05-2008, 20:47
Gorn = Star Trek

Sleestak = Land of the Lost



Yes, I know this, thus my referencing both Guardian of Forever (Trek) AND matrix tables (LOTL) as a possible link between hissing, growling cranky reptillian dudes from both universes.

fire diver
12-06-2008, 01:07
Two questions.

1. Gorn or Sleestak?

2. What did you think of Iz?


It's both, and Iz is awesome!

Italianprincess
12-21-2008, 15:34
Awe! Glad I'm not!