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gNats
12-01-2008, 12:41
LOL - Oh, I'm cracking up.

Ladies, the link below is a list of the 75 skills every man should master, written by Tom Chiarella for Esquire.

And all I can say is Amen Brother. Amen.

Enjoy!

Skills for Men - Things Men Should Be Able to Do - Esquire (http://www.esquire.com/features/essential-skills-0508)

:smilie39:

mselizann
12-01-2008, 12:51
love it!

dallasdivergirl
12-01-2008, 13:04
I think 11 is my favorite. and yes the doggie paddle only works for dogs...

mm_dm
12-01-2008, 13:50
Welcome to Fantasy Island with your host, Tom "I Got No Man Card" Chiarella.

Ok, Tom...maybe time to send you huntin' with Dick Cheney:smiley36:, but first I'll let you see my list.

Three Things A Guy Must Be Able To Do:

1) Eat anywhere

2) Sleep anywhere

3) Pee anywhere

:smiley32::smiley32::smiley32:

mike_s
12-01-2008, 15:23
I knew there was a reason I didn't subscribe to that magazine....


The sum of all the things on that list doesn't make one a great man. I doubt anythign from that magazine ever did....


For example, that list didn't have "Be a good father to your child, be his hero".

MSilvia
12-01-2008, 16:06
that list didn't have "Be a good father to your child, be his hero".
It did say it was for every man. Some men never become fathers.

Aquatrax
12-01-2008, 16:18
2 questions:

Does a limerick count as a poem and does anyone know how to get blood stains out of a clown suit?

MSilvia
12-01-2008, 17:02
2 questions:

Does a limerick count as a poem and does anyone know how to get blood stains out of a clown suit?

Yes, especially if you live on Nantucket.
Blot with hydrogen peroxide (after testing for color-fastness), than rinse with cold water and launder as usual.

Aquatrax
12-01-2008, 17:14
2 questions:

Does a limerick count as a poem and does anyone know how to get blood stains out of a clown suit?

Yes, especially if you live on Nantucket.
Blot with hydrogen peroxide (after testing for color-fastness), than rinse with cold water and launder as usual.

I don't live on the island but I did work at the bucket shop at Union and Main St. Oh the stories I could tell!

Zeagle Eagle
12-01-2008, 20:01
LOL - Oh, I'm cracking up.

Ladies, the link below is a list of the 75 skills every man should master, written by Tom Chiarella for Esquire.

And all I can say is Amen Brother. Amen.

Enjoy!

Skills for Men - Things Men Should Be Able to Do - Esquire (http://www.esquire.com/features/essential-skills-0508)

:smilie39:
Dude sounds like a lady! (hummed to Aerosmith)

gNats
12-02-2008, 08:24
Hey Gals.

Wow. Talk about stirring a pot of, well, I don't know. Bad stuff apparently.

As far as silly things go, I thought this was funny. But, from the responses here and, OUCH, in the Men's Forum, possibly the men-folk didn't find it.... um, humorous.

My apologies to all of those who, um, took this serious enough to criticize it.

mm_dm
12-02-2008, 11:14
Hey Gals.

Wow. Talk about stirring a pot of, well, I don't know. Bad stuff apparently.

As far as silly things go, I thought this was funny. But, from the responses here and, OUCH, in the Men's Forum, possibly the men-folk didn't find it.... um, humorous.

My apologies to all of those who, um, took this serious enough to criticize it.

No. no, we're not offended. It just that, truth be told, we can't remember 75 things :)

Italianprincess
12-21-2008, 15:38
LOL, that is too funny!

LaCroix42
12-21-2008, 18:17
As I said in the other thread about it, I don't see hit the 10 ring with half a clip at 5 meters anywhere in the 5(?) I read, and don't think it was in there.

WV Diver
12-27-2008, 18:19
Fellas, you only need to concern yourselves with #22 and everything else will fall into place.

Suther2136
12-27-2008, 18:33
Fellas, you only need to concern yourselves with #22 and everything else will fall into place.

That's the easy part (I can bat 0.7 - 0.8, nobody's perfect)! You have to do a bunch of stuff right before you get the chance to get #22 right. Unless you are will to let horny win over pissed? Tell me there are women like that, no wait don't...it wouldn't help me at all.

Lulubelle
12-27-2008, 18:45
Fellas, you only need to concern yourselves with #22 and everything else will fall into place.

Said the wise man.

:smiley32:

emt
02-04-2009, 14:24
Once the guy knows how to master the feat intended;
Never ever give a guy a 75 item list, it ain't gonna happen.

My list of "Honey Do's" is never to exceed 3 things per day. if greater than 3, the list is to be rewritten or stashed in the do not open file.

Vercingetorix
02-04-2009, 14:34
http://forum.scubatoys.com/gallery/files/1/4/6/manupnancywb5.jpg

CamaroChick
02-04-2009, 15:39
#14 - surprisingly I don't think most men think to do this :smiley20: