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dallasdivergirl
12-11-2008, 13:02
Courses for
Men and Women



Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women.
101
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102
Doing Housework Without Complaining
103
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104
Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107
Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111
The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112
Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116
You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117
Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger But You're Acceptable
118
Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can Is Enough)
119
Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120
Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121
Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122
Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
123
Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
124
Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125
Nagging: Stop the Insanity!



Courses for Men Taught by women, for men.
101
Combating Stupidity
102
You Too Can Do Housework
103
P.M.S. Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Give Us Money
106
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
At 4 AM
107
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")
108
Parenting No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109
Get a Life Learn How To Cook
110
How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111
Spelling Even You Can Get It Right
112
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113
You The Weaker Sex
114
Reasons To Give Flowers
115
How To Stay Awake After
116
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom
117
Garbage Getting It To the Curb
118A
You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
118B
The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
119
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122
The Remote Control Overcoming Your Dependency
123
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126
Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127
Changing Your Underwear It Really Works
128
The Attainable Goal Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130
Real Men Ask For Directions
131
How To Take Illness Like a Man

gNats
12-11-2008, 13:07
haahahahaha - I needed that laugh today!

Great post. Not that I need any of those classes. :smiley2:

hychang
12-12-2008, 21:39
Too funny! :smilie39::smilie39:

Question: how old should one be to take these courses?

Reason: I have two kids. Both boys

blue37
12-13-2008, 08:38
Funny!

BuzzF117
12-13-2008, 11:36
#131 taking an illness like a man

Id put myself up to any women when it comes to illness's I go to work sick because I would rather be getting paid feeling lke garbage then to have her nag me about being on the couch sick at home. I get so pissed when somebody else is sick in this house because its the end of the world but im NOT ALLOWED to get sick.

ektess1
12-13-2008, 12:09
Both my wife and I though the list very funny. It was strange though that we each laughed hardest at different ones, and thought that we had to explain some of them to each other.

ektess1
02-03-2009, 01:22
Don't let this thread die. It was way to much fun and informative. You youngun could learn alot from it.

Lulubelle
02-03-2009, 03:20
#131 taking an illness like a man

Id put myself up to any women when it comes to illness's I go to work sick because I would rather be getting paid feeling lke garbage then to have her nag me about being on the couch sick at home. I get so pissed when somebody else is sick in this house because its the end of the world but im NOT ALLOWED to get sick.

You're on. Oh,guys will go to work when they are sick, it is at home that you get to see their true colors. Most men act like they are DYING when they have a cold. But when WE are sick, somehow it is about what we aren't giving to THEM.

120-Fishing. I need the bait my own hook class.

chicken
02-03-2009, 07:00
Is there a GED program to avoid having to sit in class for years?

CamaroChick
02-03-2009, 07:28
:smilie39:
OK, I need #103, #120, and especially #123 - when I travel without my scuba gear, I have at least 3 bags for 1 week, including 1 bag for shoes. With my gear that's 2 more! I'll be getting a wake up call on this year's trip when I have to start paying for those bags! I also "borrow" space in the hubby's bags. :smiley9:

Vercingetorix
02-03-2009, 07:30
#131 taking an illness like a man

I'd put myself up to any women when it comes to illnesses I go to work sick because I would rather be getting paid feeling lke garbage then ...I try NOT to go to work when I'm sick, because I don't want to spread it to my co-workers. I deplore co-workers who are walking/talking biological warfare devices who spread their contagions to the rest of us because:
1) I don't want to use-up my vacation time
2) I've already used my sickness allowance and don't want an unpaid day
3) Only wimps take sick-days
4) (this one is from a defense contractor I worked at) If I go five years straight without a sick-day, I get a day off, and I'm just one year short

Thanks for "sharing" your illness. Misery loves company., I guess

mm_dm
02-03-2009, 07:44
These are great! Perhaps someday we men will understand our need to fluff the covers after farting:smilie39:

emt
02-04-2009, 11:00
I finally talked myself into reading the list.

Ok if I conceede 113, I might as well since it's a physiology fact in the bedroom anyway, Why would I ever have to agree with 118A???? No way.... Am I right guys???

Course #124 needs to be reversed. We want to have more fun than the kids, this is our scuba TOYS forum.:smiley20::bear7:

georoc01
02-04-2009, 11:36
As far as the ladies 123, the key is staying under the weight limit. Those shoes and bathroom products can be very heavy.

On the mens 112, that can apply to both sexes and should be on both lists.