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DevilDiver
12-22-2008, 07:42
How To Make A Woman Happy . . ..

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1.. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5.. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tol erant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Lulubelle
12-22-2008, 07:45
How To Make A Woman Happy . . ..

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1.. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5.. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tol erant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Ah, that's why we love you guys, simple and to the point.

DevilDiver
12-22-2008, 08:03
Got this from an email, you can tell it was created by a woman because they forgot to add "and beer" to #2 for How to make a man happy.......

ScubaToys Larry
12-22-2008, 08:05
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

I demand so much more from a woman... must bring beer too.

edit: damn... too late on that one...

WV Diver
12-22-2008, 08:06
All I read was blah, blah, blah, until I got to "How to Make a Man Happy". :smilie39:

Lulubelle
12-22-2008, 09:06
3) Stroke (do NOT pounce on this choice of words dudes) his ego constantly as he must know that he is the most handsome, smartest, tallest, most XXXX XXXX, fellow on the planet.

gNats
12-22-2008, 09:16
Awesome listing!

dallasdivergirl
12-22-2008, 09:17
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!

WV Diver
12-22-2008, 09:21
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

ScubaToys Larry
12-22-2008, 09:28
3) Stroke (do NOT pounce on this choice of words dudes) his ego constantly as he must know that he is the most handsome, smartest, tallest, most XXXX XXXX, fellow on the planet.

Showing up naked with beer tells us that... we need no more. Obviously you would not show up naked with beer unless we were the most hansome, smartest, tallest, etc... Right?

Lulubelle
12-22-2008, 09:43
3) Stroke (do NOT pounce on this choice of words dudes) his ego constantly as he must know that he is the most handsome, smartest, tallest, most XXXX XXXX, fellow on the planet.

Showing up naked with beer tells us that... we need no more. Obviously you would not show up naked with beer unless we were the most hansome, smartest, tallest, etc... Right?

That would hold true only for those of you who already think that you are these things, which of course we all know you are Larry. The rest need to be validated 24/7 while we are taking care of the rest of your lives, our lives, our jobs, etc.

Lulubelle
12-22-2008, 09:44
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!

WV Diver
12-22-2008, 09:56
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!
You underestimate our little Dallas. :smilie39:

Lulubelle
12-22-2008, 09:58
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!
You underestimate our little Dallas. :smilie39:

Oh, but WV, you underestimate how well trained Dallas' dude is! He has mastered the art of breakfast bringing. I'm jealous, but shall remain her friend anyway.

WV Diver
12-22-2008, 09:59
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!
You underestimate our little Dallas. :smilie39:

Oh, but WV, you underestimate how well trained Dallas' dude is! He has mastered the art of breakfast bringing. I'm jealous, but shall remain her friend anyway.So there is a man card I need to revoke?

Lulubelle
12-22-2008, 10:08
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!
You underestimate our little Dallas. :smilie39:

Oh, but WV, you underestimate how well trained Dallas' dude is! He has mastered the art of breakfast bringing. I'm jealous, but shall remain her friend anyway.So there is a man card I need to revoke?

Umm, I'm pleading the 5th on this one.

dallasdivergirl
12-22-2008, 10:14
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!
You underestimate our little Dallas. :smilie39:

Oh, but WV, you underestimate how well trained Dallas' dude is! He has mastered the art of breakfast bringing. I'm jealous, but shall remain her friend anyway.So there is a man card I need to revoke?

no one you know..so there are no cards for you to be revoking. I got smart, found a non diver. :smilie40:

Bert
12-22-2008, 11:13
You missed a few.

Breakfast delivery!!!Oh yeah Devil, make breakfast delivery #4 right after #3 Beer (good dark beer).:smiley36:

Thanks for watching out for us Dallas.

The breakfast delivery was for us girls WV!
You underestimate our little Dallas. :smilie39:

Oh, but WV, you underestimate how well trained Dallas' dude is! He has mastered the art of breakfast bringing. I'm jealous, but shall remain her friend anyway.So there is a man card I need to revoke?

no one you know..so there are no cards for you to be revoking. I got smart, found a non diver. :smilie40:

smart non diver???
that right up there with government intellagence:smilie39:

Italianprincess
12-22-2008, 13:16
Handsome, smartest, tallest.... NO!! You're forgetting the list of 53 things above that!! Then perhaps someone will show up naked with beer!

Kokomo
12-22-2008, 17:25
How To Make A Woman Happy . . ..

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1.. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5.. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tol erant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


We do most of that ourselves...don't need a man for that!

firemedic8082
12-25-2008, 17:25
That can easily pared down to "Yes dear, your right."

northfrisian
12-27-2008, 20:11
Actually it's
"Yes Dear, you're right and I'll never do that again"

Lulubelle
12-27-2008, 20:15
That can easily pared down to "Yes dear, your right."

Now now firemedic, men that say "yes dear, you're right" just to say it have no backbone and are profoundly unsexy in this gals eyes. Some of us like a little more testosterone than that!

shawnwill36
12-27-2008, 20:27
women want to hear "Bit$% you better act right before you get smacked right!!

Shenanigan
12-27-2008, 21:27
That can easily pared down to "Yes dear, your right."

Now now firemedic, men that say "yes dear, you're right" just to say it have no backbone and are profoundly unsexy in this gals eyes. Some of us like a little more testosterone than that!

How about "yes dear, you're right, what kind of jewelry would you like this time"??? :smiley36:

BuzzF117
12-27-2008, 21:45
#51 is on the money at our house

riverrat
12-29-2008, 03:24
I'm thinking:
show up naked + bring beer = breakfast

emt
01-16-2009, 10:26
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

Good Visual is definitely the way to get the blood flowing fast in us guys. So don't slip under the sheets too fast.

p.s. skip the food tonight but save it for the superbowl.

emt
01-16-2009, 10:38
How To Make A Woman Happy . . ..

I think you forgot the biggest thing for a guy:

Never ever tell her what he's really thinking.
Especially, never answer the question a woman asks as to if you look at other women or ever think about another woman (includes real live women, ficticious women in your mind, tv, magazine, and internet women) , no matter what vow of honesty you made, never tell her the truth.
You can still be faithful to only one woman and think what you will, but never ever tell.
Never confess this to your woman to find out if she understands --- Odds are she will not (even if she does you just lost some +++ in the ++ and -- rating) and she will ask you, What are you thinking for the rest of your days on earth.

Wow I just read your #47. So Drop #47, You really don't want to know guys thoughts.
If you want to be honest and your a gal, Just drop #50 as it's not going to happen in guys.
Better yet just change #50 to read: Never let me know your looking at other girls or thinking about other girls.

Flatliner
01-17-2009, 09:03
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