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dallasdivergirl
02-11-2009, 12:10
Ladies, I think we have a new product (http://abstrusegoose.com/114) we can all use. :smiley20:

Lulubelle
02-11-2009, 13:21
Ladies, I think we have a new product (http://abstrusegoose.com/114) we can all use. :smiley20:

Indeed Dallas, indeed. Mine generally shows 1-2 stars. But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

mike_s
02-11-2009, 13:35
They just need one of these for the men to use also...

It would show stuff like

High Maintenance
Tease
Whore
Can't committ
Spending problems on too many clothes
Pre Menopausal Symptoms
Has excess baggage
Fake boobs
Hair color not real
:smilie39:

Lulubelle
02-11-2009, 13:46
Wow, dude, you pick the WRONG women. I'm only guilty of one of these, hopefully my salon won't "out" me. It was really this color in high school anyway, still mostly real now. Does that count?


They just need one of these for the men to use also...

It would show stuff like

High Maintenance
Tease
Whore
Can't committ
Spending problems on too many clothes
Pre Menopausal Symptoms
Has excess baggage
Fake boobs
Hair color not real:smilie39:

mike_s
02-11-2009, 13:52
well it's kinda like this... :smilie39:





http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/jdo0792l.jpg

dallasdivergirl
02-11-2009, 16:13
They just need one of these for the men to use also...

It would show stuff like

High Maintenance
Tease
Whore
Can't committ
Spending problems on too many clothes
Pre Menopausal Symptoms
Has excess baggage
Fake boobs
Hair color not real:smilie39:

I guess Lulu and I are guilty of the same one...

I guess dive gear counts as excess baggage.:smilie39:

chicken
02-11-2009, 18:55
What's wrong with surgically enhanced parts?

Lulubelle
02-11-2009, 18:57
What's wrong with surgically enhanced parts?

Hey, to each his own. Personally, I can't imagine why people do such things, but I certainly can imagine surgically unenhanced parts.

chicken
02-11-2009, 19:13
Oh no, never!

Skred
02-11-2009, 19:15
But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

According to my wife, happily married, thank you!

Lulubelle
02-11-2009, 19:21
But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

According to my wife, happily married, thank you!

:smiley32::smiley32::smiley32::smiley32::smiley32:

fanatique
02-11-2009, 19:27
But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

Gone to girls who don't insult them with a screener? :smiley2:

Lulubelle
02-11-2009, 19:37
But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

Gone to girls who don't insult them with a screener? :smiley2:

Hmm, not sure there actually are too many of them to begin with.

Heck, I don't have a screen, just one question of the ones whose eye I catch, and most fail....I think even you would agree it is a reasonable one..."Are you single?":smiley29:

fanatique
02-11-2009, 22:13
But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

Gone to girls who don't insult them with a screener? :smiley2:

Hmm, not sure there actually are too many of them to begin with.

Heck, I don't have a screen, just one question of the ones whose eye I catch, and most fail....I think even you would agree it is a reasonable one..."Are you single?":smiley29:

Well like somebody said somewhere..."the good ones are either taken, gay, or not looking..." :smiley9:

Lulubelle
02-12-2009, 06:25
But where are all of the 5 star fellows?

Gone to girls who don't insult them with a screener? :smiley2:

Hmm, not sure there actually are too many of them to begin with.

Heck, I don't have a screen, just one question of the ones whose eye I catch, and most fail....I think even you would agree it is a reasonable one..."Are you single?":smiley29:

Well like somebody said somewhere..."the good ones are either taken, gay, or not looking..." :smiley9:

I'm pretty sure that someone who fails to give the right answer to "ARE YOU MARRIED" when they are hitting on me is NOT one of the good ones fanatique. I just count myself lucky that they didn't find me when they were single or it might be me that they were stepping out on. :smiley13:

So I will continue assuming married until proven otherwise...

Or maybe just have REALLY young boyfriends.:smiley36: Yeah, that's it.

fanatique
03-27-2009, 10:39
I'd take an experienced lady over a whiny teenager who thinks the world of herself anyway, so actually our thought processes aren't that far off.