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Cichlid
08-21-2007, 16:05
Saw this today....

Diet FAQ

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.
So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.Need grain?Eat chicken.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets..........

cummings66
08-23-2007, 17:57
Man I love this posting. I'm going to steal it, I mean it. It's mine now.

Ted S
08-23-2007, 18:04
Haha. Not quite what I'd call "fitness" but very good advice none the less.:smilie39:

SilentEcho13
08-24-2007, 00:25
Great FAQ, makes perfect sense :)

gtjason2000
08-24-2007, 07:38
french fries - vegetables fried in vegetables

ScubaJenn81
08-24-2007, 07:45
Quite Funny

fire diver
08-24-2007, 08:40
french fries - vegetables fried in vegetables

:smiley20: :smiley32:

what would the fried twinkie be considered as?

FD

Charlotte Smith
08-24-2007, 08:43
I guess it is all in how you want to look at something isn't it?

creggur
08-24-2007, 08:48
:smiley20: :smiley32:

what would the fried twinkie be considered as?

FD

Well that's just Goodness, wrapped around Goodness, then dipped in Goodness, and fried...:smiley20:

Osprey
08-24-2007, 11:19
french fries - vegetables fried in vegetables

:smiley20: :smiley32:

what would the fried twinkie be considered as?

FD

Dairy wrapped in grains wrapped in vegetable oil

Yeaaahhhh!!

cummings66
08-24-2007, 21:57
Now that's got to be good for at least 5 extra lbs of weight loss per serving. Count me in.

scuba Widow
09-01-2007, 22:22
Saw this today....

Diet FAQ

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.
So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.Need grain?Eat chicken.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets..........

Makes as much sense as most of the diet plans on the market today.

paintsnow
09-03-2007, 23:09
i actually thought this was serious at first...boy am i tired

Tableleg
09-04-2007, 14:27
This is a serious diet: the diet of a well rounded person. :smiley36::smiley20:

coralcrazed
09-13-2007, 14:02
Saw this today....

Diet FAQ

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.
So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.Need grain?Eat chicken.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets..........


that explains why I look the way I do. I'm a true believer :smilie39: