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robjoubert
03-02-2009, 16:44
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women´s breasts from jiggling and also keeps their nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in or when they get aroused.

At the announcement of the new invention, the scientist was dragged outside by a large group of Texans and had the **** kicked out of him.

Lulubelle
03-02-2009, 16:52
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women´s breasts from jiggling and also keeps their nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in or when they get aroused.

At the announcement of the new invention, the scientist was dragged outside by a large group of Texans and had the **** kicked out of him.


Navy HMC will LIKE this invention. He is a fan of well secured/immobile "girls".

acamato
03-02-2009, 22:29
must have been a female scientist. What male would invent something like this...

Diver Kat
03-02-2009, 22:36
must have been a female scientist. What male would invent something like this...
Only one from A&M!! :smiley36:

skdvr
03-03-2009, 12:08
I just spent the last 6 hours of my life erasing nipples from someone wedding video. The brides nipple kept poping out of the top of her dress. Quite funny actually. Maybe she could have used one of these....:smilie39: She was quite embarrased...

Phil

JTMoney
03-03-2009, 12:39
I just spent the last 6 hours of my life erasing nipples from someone wedding video. The brides nipple kept poping out of the top of her dress. Quite funny actually. Maybe she could have used one of these....:smilie39: She was quite embarrased...

Phil

Gotta hate a hard day of work. :smiley2:

BSea
03-03-2009, 13:53
I just spent the last 6 hours of my life erasing nipples from someone wedding video. The brides nipple kept poping out of the top of her dress. Quite funny actually. Maybe she could have used one of these....:smilie39: She was quite embarrased...

PhilYou kept an original copy, right? You never know when you need to blackmail someone:).

EDIT: I always wondered what they meant by "Blushing Bride".

robjoubert
03-03-2009, 14:12
You kept an original copy, right?

"Director's Cut"? :smilie40:

skdvr
03-03-2009, 14:45
I never thought I would be so frustrated with seeing a womans boob!!! Everytime it popped out it meant more work. Oh well I can think of much worse things to look at all day....:smiley20:

Phil

Splitlip
03-03-2009, 17:56
"Nipple Tech". Not a bad gig.

Diver Kat
03-03-2009, 18:03
"Nipple Tech". Not a bad gig.

:smilie39::smilie39: Not quite sure how that would go over on a resume .... unless your applying for a job in the porno industry! :smiley36:

skdvr
03-03-2009, 18:15
"Nipple Tech". Not a bad gig.

:smilie39::smilie39: Not quite sure how that would go over on a resume .... unless your applying for a job in the porno industry! :smiley36:

Yeah, but they would not want you taking them out of the video... Although it would be kind of funny looking. A boob with no nipple that is. In the video that I was working on, the boob would just be out for a second here and there when she would raise her arm up over her hear. If it was exposed to long to where it would be completely obvious that her whole boob was out I just cut that portion out. She did not want to cut out portions of her first dance when her husband would spin her around, so I just took the nipple off... It also hapened during the dance with her father...

I have never done that before. There is a first time for everything.

Phil

dannybot
03-03-2009, 19:57
must have been a female scientist. What male would invent something like this...
Only one from A&M!! :smiley36:

A&M... where men are men, and sheep are scared!

hooligan
03-03-2009, 20:05
A&M... where men are men, and sheep are scared!

I thought that was Wyoming.... (or New Zealand, i hear there are a lot of sheep down there ;))

Diver Kat
03-03-2009, 20:22
must have been a female scientist. What male would invent something like this...
Only one from A&M!! :smiley36:

A&M... where men are men, and sheep are scared!


:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

Lulubelle
03-03-2009, 22:19
"Nipple Tech". Not a bad gig.

:smilie39::smilie39: Not quite sure how that would go over on a resume .... unless your applying for a job in the porno industry! :smiley36:

Yeah, but they would not want you taking them out of the video... Although it would be kind of funny looking. A boob with no nipple that is. In the video that I was working on, the boob would just be out for a second here and there when she would raise her arm up over her hear. If it was exposed to long to where it would be completely obvious that her whole boob was out I just cut that portion out. She did not want to cut out portions of her first dance when her husband would spin her around, so I just took the nipple off... It also hapened during the dance with her father...

I have never done that before. There is a first time for everything.

Phil

Me thinks she had a crappy dress fitter. The whole purpose of wedding dresses is to appear somewhat demure isn't it? EEEEwwwww on having the nipple out while she was dancing with her DAD. Yuck.

skdvr
03-03-2009, 23:08
Me thinks she had a crappy dress fitter.


Yeah, me too....

Phil

kat
03-03-2009, 23:17
I just spent the last 6 hours of my life erasing nipples from someone wedding video. The brides nipple kept poping out of the top of her dress. Quite funny actually. Maybe she could have used one of these....:smilie39: She was quite embarrased...

Phil
I am so glad that nothing like that happened to me.:smiley30:

Vercingetorix
03-04-2009, 16:21
I just spent the last 6 hours of my life erasing nipples from someone wedding video. The brides nipple kept poping out of the top of her dress. Quite funny actually. Maybe she could have used one of these....:smilie39: She was quite embarrassed...

PhilSo, lemme get this right...she DID NOT know about this wardrobe malfunction until after she saw the wedding porno...I mean...photos.

skdvr
03-05-2009, 04:54
No she new about it, becuase during the first dance with everyone gathered around the dance floor to watch, her bridesmaids noticed and pointed it out to her. I have no idea why after that she would have let her dad spin her around, because that is when it popped out each time. It was VERY obvious in the video, and she obviously did not want it in there because she would not want to show her friends and family the video. So instead of just having us cut those parts out she decided to pay for the edit time to remove the nipple.

Phil

foolishthings
03-10-2009, 22:41
Just great.... Now all "modern women" everywhere are going to request that this bra be sold in stores which will lead to current models being discontinued, nipples will be outlawed everywhere, there will no more "oops" excuse, and I'll no longer be able to cut in line or get out of speeding tickets... What is the world coming to???