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dmdoss
08-21-2007, 21:51
Well since we have a man forum.... Ever have the problem of the ladies just eyeballing your wetsuit when you come out from a dive?

3rdEye
08-21-2007, 21:51
like....everyday

tonka97
08-21-2007, 21:54
Well since we have a man forum.... Ever have the problem of the ladies just eyeballing your wetsuit when you come out from a dive?

Don't you hate it when they eyeball you when you peel your wetsuit off, exposing your red speedo??

Sign me

OUTRAGED:smiley26:

Jaymeany
08-21-2007, 21:55
hence my dive knife. it is a tool to keep the ladies at bay, not a weapon! :smilie39:

Cichlid
08-21-2007, 21:57
Well since we have a man forum.... Ever have the problem of the ladies just eyeballing your wetsuit when you come out from a dive?

Yeah and then you realize you have a starfish attached to your crotch.

dmdoss
08-21-2007, 21:58
I got out from a dive and was talking to this lady and she never even looked me in the eyes. I guess my suit was really suctioned up still.

94GTStang
08-21-2007, 22:03
hahaha


The cold water kinda ruins it for me :)

ScubaToys Larry
08-21-2007, 22:04
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??

dmdoss
08-21-2007, 22:07
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??

Oh thats what their looking at.... that explains it. thanks Larry.

thor
08-21-2007, 23:40
They don't call it Thor's mighty hammer for nothing.

deepdiver47
08-22-2007, 06:58
easy thor

They don't know that we know that they know that they are looking at us. I am waiting for the women to chime in here :)

creggur
08-22-2007, 07:43
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??

'Tis best to always be prepared!!

mm_dm
08-22-2007, 08:05
I got out from a dive and was talking to this lady and she never even looked me in the eyes. I guess my suit was really suctioned up still.

Yeah, sometimes I wish they'd just respect us for our minds...


What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

deepdiver47
08-22-2007, 08:14
[quote=dmdoss;31193]What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.


Is that what that is??? I thought that was me, boy to I feel relieved, thanks mm. That makes me feel much better as thought I needed therapy there for awhile :smiley20:

unclepooty
08-22-2007, 08:14
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??

I tried that once, but still got alot of strange looks. Then I was informed to put it in the front of my suit :smiley2:

mm_dm
08-22-2007, 09:20
Is that what that is??? I thought that was me, boy to I feel relieved, thanks mm. That makes me feel much better as thought I needed therapy there for awhile :smiley20:

You're good to go, bro', that's the beauty of the man laws...

yankeefan21
08-22-2007, 11:22
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??

I tried that once, but still got alot of strange looks. Then I was informed to put it in the front of my suit :smiley2:
I loled! :smilie39:

kevinj1
08-22-2007, 13:25
at least I know where to keep my safety sausage from now on. Thanks to MAN LAWS, which has made this all possible.

Black-Gorrilla
08-22-2007, 13:49
Well since we have a man forum.... Ever have the problem of the ladies just eyeballing your wetsuit when you come out from a dive?

and why would that be a bad thing? you know that they know we look at them all the time too...

dmdoss
08-22-2007, 23:43
I got out from a dive and was talking to this lady and she never even looked me in the eyes. I guess my suit was really suctioned up still.

Yeah, sometimes I wish they'd just respect us for our minds...


What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

It was just hard not to bust up laughing..

chewyjr15
08-22-2007, 23:47
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

that really made me laugh

GONEHAWKN
08-23-2007, 05:10
i am kinda used to being stared at while getting in and out of the water. for you see i have been blessed with a highly toned, well muscled, award winning ass. it's a tough way to go through life. but i am coping. i hope i can say ass( i know i just did. twice in fact)

vel525
08-24-2007, 16:27
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

that really made me laugh

+1
:smilie39:

vel525
08-24-2007, 16:28
oops...double post. :D

chefchris
08-24-2007, 16:32
i always feel the need to immediately yell the actual temperature at the bottom as soon as the regulator is out of my mouth. give them a little heads up.

DirtyWaterIL
08-24-2007, 19:48
i wear a 3 mil in the pool and I get the crotch sucktion pretty bad ont he way out. Normally i grab the neck and let soem air in before I get all the way up the ladder so it isn;t very notiable. Ive also been eyed in my drysuit.

YellowfinKunkfish
08-24-2007, 20:51
Eye Balling??!!

Do you really think we would eye ball your man parts?!:smiley5:

How do you know we're not just checking out the water dripping off your wetsuit, to make sure it isn't yellow?!:smilie39:

ian
08-25-2007, 13:08
How do you know we're not just checking out the water dripping off your wetsuit, to make sure it isn't yellow?!:smilie39:

Actually, I was just wondering that myself.

As far as eyeballin' me, they'd have a hard time. My nether regions are in heavy shade from the "overhang" above! :smiley36:

Got "Dunlop Disease".

scubasamurai
08-27-2007, 19:28
now what about where to keep that snorkle??? mmmh oh what about that extra lead shot too???

greyzen
08-27-2007, 20:20
I'd throw an extra snorkel in there... but thats where I keep my 6cu extra tank!

cyclical
08-27-2007, 20:20
You are supposed to wear a wet suit?

texarkandy
08-27-2007, 20:43
Well since we have a man forum.... Ever have the problem of the ladies just eyeballing your wetsuit when you come out from a dive?

Don't you hate it when they eyeball you when you peel your wetsuit off, exposing your red speedo??

Sign me

OUTRAGED:smiley26:

You're supposed to wear something under your wetsuit?

Buoyant1
08-28-2007, 07:46
I always get "Is that a Moray Eel or are you just happy to see me"?

Charlotte Smith
08-28-2007, 09:45
Bahahahhaha to funny......sorry guys...it is hard(no pun intended) to not look at something that is normally NOT sticking out......a wetsuit just leaves nothing for the imagination. I DO TRY to turn away as quick as possible so as not to let them see me smiling....or LAUGHING..

greyzen
08-28-2007, 09:55
Next trip, I think I'm going to tuck it back right as I get out of the water...

Charlotte Smith
08-28-2007, 09:56
Good -luck with that...hehehe

greyzen
08-28-2007, 10:14
Good -luck with that...hehehe

Should freak you ladies out and get a piece of 4" PVC pipe, cut about 10" of it and stuff it down my pants. :)

Charlotte Smith
08-28-2007, 10:33
That wouldn't work cause we all know that isn't possible.......

Skinsfan1311
08-28-2007, 11:18
LOL! They typically turn away in disgust.....

Tableleg
08-28-2007, 16:49
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

that really made me laugh

+1
:smilie39:
+2
:smiley36::smiley20:

scubasamurai
08-28-2007, 17:39
that is my problem as well ahah

Theepdinker
08-28-2007, 17:52
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.that really made me laugh

+1
:smilie39:
+2
:smiley36::smiley20:
I have the same problem. :eek1bluegreen::boobies6::boobies::blond: :anim_spank:

Theep

foo
08-28-2007, 21:40
[quote=dmdoss;31193]
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I wish my breasts would still look a man in the eyes.

dmdoss
08-28-2007, 23:28
[quote=dmdoss;31193]
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I wish my breasts would still look a man in the eyes.


:smilie39::smilie39: Oh Foo your killing me. :smilie39::smilie39:

DUnder
08-29-2007, 09:26
[quote=dmdoss;31193]
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I wish my breasts would still look a man in the eyes.


I blew my diet coke all over the keyboard when I read that:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

greyzen
08-29-2007, 10:18
[quote=dmdoss;31193]
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I wish my breasts would still look a man in the eyes.

HAHAHA

:smilie39::smilie39:

coffee up the nose... ouch!!

dallasdivergirl
08-29-2007, 10:51
I am sure at some point all of us will be saying that.



[quote=dmdoss;31193]
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I wish my breasts would still look a man in the eyes.

unclepooty
08-29-2007, 11:05
[quote=dmdoss;31193]
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I wish my breasts would still look a man in the eyes.

STOP! please :smilie39:

mm_dm
08-29-2007, 11:34
All I ask is a 15 minute head start before the women of the board hunt me down.

scubasamurai
08-29-2007, 11:44
those breasts can give you the evil cold eye too as well, so make sure you have your mask on and say a little prayer. and i would ask for a 30 min head start

Foo2
08-29-2007, 20:27
This whole thread is hysterical to me.....Of course we're looking! It's hard not to....kinda like road kill.... ;) I mean really don't try to pretend like ya'll aren't liking it.

dludwig
08-29-2007, 20:31
too funny:smilie39:

Flatliner
08-29-2007, 20:45
I don't mind them looking, its the laughing that really bothers me...

Foo2
08-29-2007, 20:49
I don't mind them looking, its the laughing that really bothers me...
:smilie39::smilie39: Oh....um.....I'm not laughing at you........I'm laughing with you....:smilie39::smilie39:

ian
08-29-2007, 21:03
OK...that's it...I'm NOT coming out until someone brings me a towel from now on!

Ian

foo
08-29-2007, 21:31
hehe... hehe... he said "coming out."

Capt Hook
08-29-2007, 21:35
let's have a womens forum so us guys have a place to post!

foo
08-29-2007, 21:38
Geez, Capt. Hook- go look on the women's forum and you'll see more posts by men than women!! But, okay if you're reaaaaally bothered, I'm outta here.

For tonite.

ian
08-29-2007, 21:41
OK...that's it...I'm NOT coming out egressing until someone brings me a towel from now on!

Ian

.....(to make more than 5 characters)

dmdoss
08-29-2007, 22:16
This whole thread is hysterical to me.....Of course we're looking! It's hard not to....kinda like road kill.... ;) I mean really don't try to pretend like ya'll aren't liking it.


well jeez, from now on when I get out I'll just strike a superman pose and let em stare.

mm_dm
08-30-2007, 07:57
hehe... hehe... he said "coming out."


LOL! You're cool in my book, Foo.

dallasdivergirl
08-30-2007, 09:31
This whole thread is hysterical to me.....Of course we're looking! It's hard not to....kinda like road kill.... ;) I mean really don't try to pretend like ya'll aren't liking it.


well jeez, from now on when I get out I'll just strike a superman pose and let em stare.

Now I really have to bring my camera when I go diving in Oklahoma.

foo
08-30-2007, 19:30
hehe... hehe... he said "coming out."


LOL! You're cool in my book, Foo.

LOL, thanks DM! The feeling is mutual. Especially since you got my joke, I was beginning to wonder if anyone got it. ;)

ian
08-30-2007, 19:35
Yes, foo...I got it! :smiley20:

Oh BOY, did I get it!:smiley36:

That's why I edited my original...:smiley20:

Gald I could be your straight man...er...line feeder...er...comdeic relief. Yeah, that's it! Comedic relief!:smiley2:

Ian

foo
08-30-2007, 20:00
I'm sorry Ian! I couldn't help myself, you set me up so perfectly! I'm sure you'll get me back. Trust me, you'll feel much better when you do. ;)

foo
08-30-2007, 20:03
Now I really have to bring my camera when I go diving in Oklahoma.
Don't leave me behind! I have this thing about Superman.

dmdoss
08-30-2007, 23:15
Now I really have to bring my camera when I go diving in Oklahoma.
Don't leave me behind! I have this thing about Superman.

Well I'll just have to sew a big S on the front of my wetsuit.

mrbheagney
09-04-2008, 19:28
It's so unfair because I never stare at them in their skin tight, dripping suits.

cajunfla
09-11-2008, 05:53
Bahahahhaha to funny......sorry guys...it is hard(no pun intended) to not look at something that is normally NOT sticking out......a wetsuit just leaves nothing for the imagination. I DO TRY to turn away as quick as possible so as not to let them see me smiling....or LAUGHING..


Giggleing :smiley36: I can deal with. It's the full belly laughs :smilie39: and pointing that get to me. :smiley21:

ohiodiver
09-11-2008, 06:59
so, you surface with what you assume as everything arranged as you need it, stroll across the boat to strike up conversation with an attractive diving partner only to be told you may need to rinse your face off again.......................sure takes the heat out of the moment

cowgirldiver
09-11-2008, 10:12
Sure makes up for all those times you wanted to say "my eyes are up here, bud". The worst part is that this happened to me with an 11 year old a couple of years ago. We were coming back from a shelling trip-I was in my bikini with a towel around my waist-I'm talking to him about the cool shell he found and he never once looked up from my chest. I thought "geez, your mom has those too...." It was like he'd never seen them before. So we women probably deserve to look when we get a chance and we'll still never catch up to the number of times it's happened the other way.

Rileybri
09-11-2008, 10:17
I have never considered it a problem!:smiley2: After all I am not looking them in the eyes either!:smiley30:

freeski4ever
09-11-2008, 11:48
It really becomes a problem when you are donning a BP/W, and have to make some "adjustments" before threading the crotch strap. They act like they're just interested in how the rig works, but we all know what they're really looking at.

DollFin
09-11-2008, 13:08
I think my sig line says it all.

Black-Gorrilla
09-11-2008, 13:45
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??


i actually inflate mine just before i surface


It really becomes a problem when you are donning a BP/W, and have to make some "adjustments" before threading the crotch strap. They act like they're just interested in how the rig works, but we all know what they're really looking at.

i gotta add a crotch strap to my BP in that case :smilie39:

Warren
09-11-2008, 15:00
What I hate is when their breasts won't stop looking at my eyes.

I have that problem too!

:smiley36:

wgt
09-11-2008, 15:18
Aren't these threads talking about the same thing?!

http://forum.scubatoys.com/comments-questions-dont-fit-above/17218-critique-my-package-selection-please.html

freeski4ever
09-11-2008, 15:47
Aren't these threads talking about the same thing?!

http://forum.scubatoys.com/comments-questions-dont-fit-above/17218-critique-my-package-selection-please.html

No, not at all. I don't see the correlation.

Doug B
09-11-2008, 17:15
You mean you're not supposed to keep an extra large safety sausage rolled up in your suit for emergencies??

Yeah.... just remember to put it in the FRONT of your suit. You'll get stranger looks if you put it in the back.

}8^O

Vercingetorix
09-12-2008, 08:10
Aren't these threads talking about the same thing?!

http://forum.scubatoys.com/comments-questions-dont-fit-above/17218-critique-my-package-selection-please.html

No, not at all. I don't see the correlation.
freeski4ever, I see your humor meter may require re-calibration.:smiley36:


Unfortunately, I never have the problem of some sweet young thing checking me out in my wetsuit...sigh...