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ertechsg
08-22-2007, 13:43
Why should we always have to put them down ? Don't women know how to put them up after using. We don't complain why should they.

ScubaToys Larry
08-22-2007, 13:44
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.

MEL-DC Diver
08-22-2007, 14:01
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.

Right, so they should always check. The seat moves up as easily as it moves down.

deepdiver47
08-22-2007, 14:50
You stole my fire ertechsg! heck no. I am 46 and I am proud to say that I am not prone to mis-fire even at 2:00 AM following a night of drinking.

ertechsg
08-22-2007, 15:07
We all have to sit sometime like that 2am after drinking it's much easier..but all males check first, right guys. Larry we may have to send you back over to that other form(women issue) be a man protect your right (we have 1/2 the money):smiley36:

Jaymeany
08-22-2007, 15:12
What do they get all mad about. If I always leave the seat up then it must be up when I go to sit. I have never fallen in. Take a half a second and use your eyes to check. Men do it, but women can't seem to manage. I don't get it.:smiley36:

Buoyant1
08-22-2007, 15:14
You stole my fire ertechsg! heck no. I am 46 and I am proud to say that I am not prone to mis-fire even at 2:00 AM following a night of drinking.


Sorry...can't jump on that bandwagon! I wish they made glow in the dark seats for those 2:00 am visits!

(or the 12:00, 1:00, 2:00....and 5:00am visits on nights after I went diving...and I'm diving again the next day!!):smiley26:

Harshal
08-22-2007, 15:17
lol.................

greyzen
08-22-2007, 15:35
We all have to sit sometime like that 2am after drinking it's much easier..but all males check first, right guys. Larry we may have to send you back over to that other form(women issue) be a man protect your right (we have 1/2 the money):smiley36:

I don't know what kind of house you live in... I WISH I had 1/2 the money :(

Hell.. I'd be glad to have 1/2 the money *I* earned.
:smiley13:

tedtim
08-22-2007, 15:46
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.

Right, so they should always check. The seat moves up as easily as it moves down.Actually, I think that it takes less energy to put it down.

OTOH, why should we put the toilet seat down if they refuse to move the car seat back before they get out. I hate bashing my knees on the steering wheel when I get in.

MEL-DC Diver
08-22-2007, 15:49
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.

Right, so they should always check. The seat moves up as easily as it moves down.Actually, I think that it takes less energy to put it down.

OTOH, why should we put the toilet seat down if they refuse to move the car seat back before they get out. I hate bashing my knees on the steering wheel when I get in.

Ok, but then I have to expend more energy to put it up. I say that you need to deal with it in the state you find it.

greyzen
08-22-2007, 15:55
Thats a good point actually MEL.
I think I'd rather shut the toliet seat than try to get my big 6'3" ass contorted for her little 5'6" car seat...

MEL-DC Diver
08-22-2007, 16:01
Thats a good point actually MEL.
I think I'd rather shut the toliet seat than try to get my big 6'3" ass contorted for her little 5'6" car seat...

Ok, I see the problem. You actually let her drive your car? :smiley36:

mm_dm
08-22-2007, 16:07
Not to mention having to always adjust the mirrors. And...being the only driver of the car who seems to know where the gas station is.


Oh gawd, I sound like my father...

ertechsg
08-22-2007, 16:13
Not to mention having to always adjust the mirrors. And...being the only driver of the car who seems to know where the gas station is.


Oh gawd, I sound like my father...Gas station we won't even go there:smiley2:

Griff
08-22-2007, 16:44
I just think the ladies should be greatful that we even raise the seat to do our "Number 1's". I don't care how good your aim is, there is always some splatter. A seat that is up is actually to the benefit of ladies.

Now of course I could never convince my now ex-wife of this!!!

greyzen
08-22-2007, 16:59
Thats a good point actually MEL.
I think I'd rather shut the toliet seat than try to get my big 6'3" ass contorted for her little 5'6" car seat...

Ok, I see the problem. You actually let her drive your car? :smiley36:

HA!

She couldn't drive my car (Mazda3 5-door, standard) she has a little scion that I can barely squeeze into anyhow... so I just lay her seat back...

if I had to make it 'comfy' for her, I'd sell it for a tahoe :P

FyVe
08-22-2007, 17:03
Thats a good point actually MEL.
I think I'd rather shut the toliet seat than try to get my big 6'3" ass contorted for her little 5'6" car seat...

your one of those that hits your knees on the engine when you get in to a car with the seat allllllll the way up, like if grandma was driving.

greyzen
08-22-2007, 17:10
your one of those that hits your knees on the engine when you get in to a car with the seat allllllll the way up, like if grandma was driving.

I swear I teach new 'adult language' to anyone near me everytime I get into these new stupid 'hybrid' and 'economy' cars on the market.

Short people suck :smilie39:

Wolfie2012
08-22-2007, 21:32
Gas station we won't even go there:smiley2:

Yeah my wife is one of those "wait until the last possible drop of gas is in her car then bat her eyelashes to get me to go fill up the tank". Much more annoying than putting the toilet seat down!

DivingsInMyBlood
08-22-2007, 22:17
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.

Right, so they should always check. The seat moves up as easily as it moves down.

true, i always say to the wife i might pee on it if you leave it down.

94GTStang
08-23-2007, 11:37
Forget the whole toilet seat, piss in the shower...

that sounds like a new thread....

DUnder
08-23-2007, 11:52
so how disgusting to you think our wives will find to be:smiley11:

Wolfie2012
08-23-2007, 12:49
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mark44883
08-25-2007, 16:42
You stole my fire ertechsg! heck no. I am 46 and I am proud to say that I am not prone to mis-fire even at 2:00 AM following a night of drinking.


Sorry...can't jump on that bandwagon! I wish they made glow in the dark seats for those 2:00 am visits!

(or the 12:00, 1:00, 2:00....and 5:00am visits on nights after I went diving...and I'm diving again the next day!!):smiley26:

foo
08-28-2007, 21:03
I don't care how good your aim is, there is always some splatter.

Okay, I know this is guy talk, but I've gotta help you guys out a little, since you seem so mystified by this whole toilet seat thing. There are several reasons why you should be considerate and put the seat back down.
#1. Read Griff's quote above. We do not want to touch your "splatter." No one wants to touch someone elses splatter!

#2. If you've ever heard the splash of a 3 year old who has gotten up in the middle of the night to "tee-tee", only to fall in because there is no lid, it can be pretty dang frightening. Save the babies! If you can't do it for the womenfolk, please just do it for the babies.

#3. Because when you do put it down, we notice. You may not know it, but we appreciate it. Seriously. It's very nice to be around courteous males who care about our feelings.

#4. Because it's important to us and our rounded hiney's that we also sit on a rounded throne. Sometimes we are trying to get out of all of our clothes, ready to pee on ourselves, and we're soooooooooo glad that the seat is ready! We have to do a little more than just whip it out, like you guys.

#5. Because if you're the office jerk who refuses to lower the lid, trust me- everyone knows it! And they talk about you behind your back. Just be sure you use the deodorant spray before you leave, or they'll have more to discuss.

Hope this is helpful to you gallant males. Thanks for listening!

jsmharley
08-28-2007, 22:09
I guess the biggest thing I never understood about all of this is, what if we as a whole start putting both the seat and the lid down? Does that mean the women will pee on the lids then? I know it doesn't take falling in in the middle of the night 1 or 2 times before I start to check before I sit. Just remember Men stand closer its not as far as you think it is, and Women stay seated for the entire performance.

foo
08-29-2007, 00:07
Does that mean the women will pee on the lids then?

Hmm. Hard to give a definitive answer without a scientific study. I think you might try a little research and let us know? Thanks!

tedtim
08-29-2007, 08:12
#2. If you've ever heard the splash of a 3 year old who has gotten up in the middle of the night to "tee-tee", only to fall in because there is no lid, it can be pretty dang frightening. Save the babies! If you can't do it for the womenfolk, please just do it for the babies.My babies are 24 and 22 now, so I can go back to my old habits without worry. In other folks' homes I do not forget.
#3. Because when you do put it down, we notice. You may not know it, but we appreciate it. Seriously. It's very nice to be around courteous males who care about our feelings.See my previous comment about moving the seat back in the automobile. We do appreciate it when you move the seat back too. Quid pro Quo :smiley36:
Hope this is helpful to you gallant males. Thanks for listening!You are welcome.

Capt Hook
08-29-2007, 08:35
In most cases the woman is shorter (closer to the seat), all she has to do is reach out and knock the seat down! We have to bend over to raise it, seems like they are doing US a disservice!

Capt Hook
08-29-2007, 08:38
Larry, can't you do something to keep the other sex OUT of the Man Laws forum.
Damn, SBer feminists are attacking! ;-)

foo
08-29-2007, 20:30
Me!!? A feminist? Ha! I am as American as anybody here!

But I will let you guys get back to your potty talk. ;)

Flatliner
08-29-2007, 20:54
Just Be Glad We Put It Up In The First Place!!!

GodsDefog
08-29-2007, 23:16
"You're a quary diver"

willardj
08-30-2007, 08:17
If I have to put it up. Then she has to put it down. It's only fair.

TopSully
08-31-2007, 14:22
If you always sit or always make them stand, eveyone is always happy. :smiley2:

scubasamurai
08-31-2007, 14:25
hey i have very very good aim, plus i am the one that cleans it so i can leave the seat up or down. doesnt matter hahah

rkmccamp
08-31-2007, 14:35
your wife should be complimented :)

Firebrand
08-31-2007, 20:00
you kiddin me? I pee like a chick in my own home. It is disgusting to piss all over the place. I don't care HOW good your aim is!

willardj
08-31-2007, 20:27
you kiddin me? I pee like a chick in my own home. It is disgusting to piss all over the place. I don't care HOW good your aim is!
:smiley36:

Suther2136
08-31-2007, 20:50
Let's look at this differently. Everybody should put the seat and the lid down. If you don't, a fine mist of piss and poo gets sprayed into the air and ends up on your tooth brush! Need I say more....

ertechsg
08-31-2007, 20:55
Let's look at this differently. Everybody should put the seat and the lid down. If you don't, a fine mist of piss and poo gets sprayed into the air and ends up on your tooth brush! Need I say more....
IF the lid is down how do u use it? And how close do you keep your toothbrush to the toilet that you get a mist on it

Firebrand
09-01-2007, 06:55
Let's look at this differently. Everybody should put the seat and the lid down. If you don't, a fine mist of piss and poo gets sprayed into the air and ends up on your tooth brush! Need I say more....


:smiley22: You should really see a doctor if you are spraying a fine mist of pee and poop all over you bathroom!!!

Suther2136
09-01-2007, 07:55
Sorry, the swab testers say that flushing sends a fine mist of you know what every time you flush. Nasty!

plot
09-01-2007, 07:59
i've always thought they should put the seat up. it's to THEIR benefit that we dont pee on the thing.

we get nothing but a chuckle out of them falling in.

plot
09-01-2007, 08:01
Let's look at this differently. Everybody should put the seat and the lid down. If you don't, a fine mist of piss and poo gets sprayed into the air and ends up on your tooth brush! Need I say more....


Yea, I saw this study along time ago and no longer keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. :smiley1:

DivingCRNA
09-06-2007, 16:52
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.

Important safety tip: Never, ever, after your wife falls in when you left the seat up, say "Damn baby, I didn't know your butt fit in that hole!":smilie39::smiley32::smilie39:

Bigg_Budd
09-06-2007, 17:07
Wow. I guess I'm lucky. My wife doesn't care about the toilet seat.

Now, if I could just work on my aim...

divingmedic
09-06-2007, 17:13
We all have to sit sometime like that 2am after drinking it's much easier..but all males check first, right guys. Larry we may have to send you back over to that other form(women issue) be a man protect your right (we have 1/2 the money):smiley36:
Yes but they have 100 percent of all guys want :smiley36:

danielh03
09-06-2007, 22:51
Sorry, the swab testers say that flushing sends a fine mist of you know what every time you flush. Nasty!


It has been proven that your kitchen contains more fecalcoli bacteria than your bathroom does!!! So the seat/lid argument is invalid there... I had the same problem at one time so i went out and bought a public restroom style seat... after a week of that she conceeded that it was not to much trouble to put the lid down! can't you tell how much we love each other lol

tbush
09-12-2007, 10:56
this is exactly why I pee in the shower

Boris42
09-28-2007, 08:21
I just think the ladies should be greatful that we even raise the seat to do our "Number 1's". I don't care how good your aim is, there is always some splatter. A seat that is up is actually to the benefit of ladies.

Now of course I could never convince my now ex-wife of this!!!

When my SO and I moved in together we agreed that one BR was a "Men's Room" seat down optional. The other is a "Women's Room", seat down mandatory! No hassles.

Hollywood703
09-28-2007, 10:13
We all have to sit sometime like that 2am after drinking it's much easier..but all males check first, right guys. Larry we may have to send you back over to that other form(women issue) be a man protect your right (we have 1/2 the money):smiley36:
Yes but they have 100 percent of all guys want :smiley36:


I hate to say it but in todays society this just isnt true...its probably more like 65% of what "Men" want....the other 35% might need to be in the womens forum to "fit in"

diverdan
09-28-2007, 10:17
I would really hate it when she quits complaning about it being up. That means her rear so big it doesn't make a difference

Defman
09-28-2007, 10:53
Forget the whole toilet seat, piss in the shower...

that sounds like a new thread....

It already is...
http://forum.scubatoys.com/showthread.php?t=2278

jlittlejohn321
09-29-2007, 13:32
are they just to lazy to check if its up there not to lazy to go shoppong

Tableleg
09-29-2007, 15:20
I hate to say it but in todays society this just isnt true...its probably more like 65% of what "Men" want....the other 35% might need to be in the womens forum to "fit in" I don't think that's what divingmedic was talking about. :smiley36:

shadragon
10-04-2007, 12:38
Why should we always have to put them down ? Don't women know how to put them up after using. We don't complain why should they.

Two solutions...

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1157338651.bmp


http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1157338842.jpg

:smiley36:

RoadRacer1978
10-05-2007, 10:20
Ha, ha, ha. Like the bottom one with all the TP.

Suther2136
10-05-2007, 11:52
I put both the seat and the lid down, thus she has to raise the lid to go. Can't fall in can't complain.

DevilDiver
10-05-2007, 14:15
I vote this for the best thread of the month!!!

LMAO................

DevilDiver
10-05-2007, 14:16
I put both the seat and the lid down, thus she has to raise the lid to go. Can't fall in can't complain.



Fair and simple! It would never work..........:smiley11:

ChefDvr
10-05-2007, 18:16
I have found that the pain that follows the splash and the scream is a good reminder for me

datamunk
10-05-2007, 22:44
in reply to the 2nd post.. if they goof up and fall in, isnt that the same as us goofing up and making a mess? ;P

Mtrewyn
10-06-2007, 00:10
[quote=ertechsg;31832]
I don't know what kind of house you live in... I WISH I had 1/2 the money :(

Hell.. I'd be glad to have 1/2 the money *I* earned.
:smiley13:

this sounds like my house

Suther2136
10-07-2007, 10:38
I put both the seat and the lid down, thus she has to raise the lid to go. Can't fall in can't complain.



Fair and simple! It would never work..........:smiley11:

It's worked for me for almost 25 years....Seems like the test of time.

Pandora
10-09-2007, 08:01
I would rather put the lid down then sit in pee drops.....yuck.

mike_s
10-09-2007, 10:44
I used to be of the mindset that "you should check for yourself to see if the lid is down". (meaning I always left it however I finished with it).


Now that I've got a one year old child who thinks the toliet is a cool water bowl to splash in, I've learned to put that seat down. (too funny huh?)

Charlotte Smith
10-09-2007, 10:50
Because if you goof up... you make a mess. If they goof up.. they fall in.
Spoken like a really good husband......

Anne Eastwell
11-06-2007, 17:19
We all have to sit sometime like that 2am after drinking it's much easier..but all males check first, right guys. Larry we may have to send you back over to that other form(women issue) be a man protect your right (we have 1/2 the money):smiley36:

I don't know what kind of house you live in... I WISH I had 1/2 the money :(

Hell.. I'd be glad to have 1/2 the money *I* earned.
:smiley13:


I earn more than twice what my man does.... Does that make you feel better greyzen? :smiley36:

Tableleg
11-07-2007, 11:05
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-toilet-seat-down-cat.jpg

Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger? (http://icanhascheezburger.com) is the greatest site ever!:smiley36:

foo
11-07-2007, 21:04
I put both the seat and the lid down, thus she has to raise the lid to go. Can't fall in can't complain.



Fair and simple! It would never work..........:smiley11:

Tried it yet? It is a great compromise and the house looks nicer. It seems like most women would welcome this.

scubajane
11-25-2007, 17:25
oops sorry , didn't know this was man laws till I got to foo.... It's nice to see you guys really care.

Soonerwink
11-25-2007, 17:40
:smiley32:

We all have to sit sometime like that 2am after drinking it's much easier..but all males check first, right guys. Larry we may have to send you back over to that other form(women issue) be a man protect your right (we have 1/2 the money):smiley36:

I don't know what kind of house you live in... I WISH I had 1/2 the money :(

Hell.. I'd be glad to have 1/2 the money *I* earned.
:smiley13:
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39: :smilie39: