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Largo
03-14-2009, 21:48
Gentlemen,
Some of my friends here are aware that Domino and myself are no longer together...I know...it sucks. It was this whole big thing. I found her with a geiger-counter and kind-of over-reacted. Then, she shot me with a speargun, and took off with this British jerk for two weeks. That was pretty much it for me. Then, she shows up at my office in Zurich and she was all like, "Emilio, that James guy was a jerk. He's always chasing women and his face keeps changing. I think he's having plastic surgery. I'm so sorry, please take me back." And I was all like, "What ev's babe...you and me are like the Ottoman Empire...Ooooover."

But, now I'm back on the dating scene. Who should I invite for an evening aboard the Disco Volante II? Cinnamon Carter, Emma Peel, or Marlena Moreau? Thanks!

Largo
03-14-2009, 21:56
Oh yes, and some explanation of your choice would help me make up my mind.

Thanks!!!

waytooslow
03-14-2009, 22:04
Thought about Largo here on ST forum, while catching "Thunderball" last night (the oddest soundtrack ever) and today with sitting through "On Her majesty's secret service" poor Emma get's whacked, George Lazenby was the weirdest choice for 007, Telly Savlis was great villian.

So Emma -

Largo
03-14-2009, 22:08
Geo. Lazenby is the man.

He got canned from the 007 gig because he made the statement, "I just did that movie for the birds." Birds is Brit slang for girls.

After "On His Majesty's Secret Service" he made a career of being arm-candy for wealthy ladies.

He also played Jared's father on the series "The Pretender."

But back to my problem... I like Cinnamon...but she's an American agent...hmm.

navyhmc
03-14-2009, 22:24
I'd go with Marlena...

The only thign Cinnamon has going for her is the name. I don't think she would make good eye candy at a party. Emma: Snakes! That is all.

Marlena looks like she ouwld not only be a good looking gal to escort, but she probably isn't going to give you up for a suave smooth talking Mi-5 kind of guy.

Agree about Domino, once a gal tries to kill you with your own speargun, it's pretty much over!

And that Said, This is post #2000! Shark Time-cue Jaws theme!:smiley36:

Largo
03-14-2009, 22:30
Here's what I am thinking.

Cinnamon is actually pretty good looking, apart from the wrinkles. She smokes, and you know what they say about women who smoke...

Emma is the heiress of an industrial empire and...a karate expert. So, you don't have to worry about her wanting you to defend her honor. Heck, she'll defend your honor.

Marlena...Man...Yep...Woo...Marlena...What can you say about that?

navyhmc
03-14-2009, 22:36
Oh and Lazenby, I was inder the impression that he got bad advice that the 007 series was going to go no where so he nixed his more movie otions-he admitted later it was very bad advice.

Largo
03-14-2009, 22:47
Not a lot of ladies helping me out here.

Eh.

Probably just try to sabotage my love life anyway. :(

They would probably be calling those girls up and be all like, "Ooh girlfriend, you know who Largo works for? Ernst Blofeld! That Largo, he engineered the hijacking of a NATO plane carrying a nuclear warhead, and tried to blackmail the whole world."

You know, the typical bull-oney girl-talk.

chl
03-15-2009, 02:34
Largo:

Forget Domino, give Daniela Bianchi a call. Of course this is my heavily biased opinion.

chl

fire diver
03-15-2009, 09:16
I say give Domino another chance. If she can forgive you for whacking her brother and then attempting to torture her to death, you can't go wrong!

CPTOZZY
03-15-2009, 10:45
Gentlemen,
Some of my friends here are aware that Domino and myself are no longer together...I know...it sucks. It was this whole big thing. I found her with a geiger-counter and kind-of over-reacted. Then, she shot me with a speargun, and took off with this British jerk for two weeks. That was pretty much it for me. Then, she shows up at my office in Zurich and she was all like, "Emilio, that James guy was a jerk. He's always chasing women and his face keeps changing. I think he's having plastic surgery. I'm so sorry, please take me back." And I was all like, "What ev's babe...you and me are like the Ottoman Empire...Ooooover."

But, now I'm back on the dating scene. Who should I invite for an evening aboard the Disco Volante II? Cinnamon Carter, Emma Peel, or Marlena Moreau? Thanks!

Emma Peel AND Marlena Moreau.....duh. Heres why

1) There both hot
2) Cinnamon Carter isn't that hot
3) You have a yacht - that mandates a threesome

Largo
03-15-2009, 16:08
Largo:

Forget Domino, give Daniela Bianchi a call. Of course this is my heavily biased opinion.

chl


No dice. She is a Spectre employee, and our parent company, RJR Nabisco, inc. has a policy against co-workers dating.

Desert_Diver
03-15-2009, 16:20
My own personal preference is the lady in the center wearing the DallasDiverGirl storm trooper boots.

Since I'm not a big movie fan I have no idea which name goes with which picture, but I'm partial to her.

Largo
03-15-2009, 17:08
Sorry about that. I guess not everyone shares my penchant for 1960s television.

From the left;

Cinnamon Carter the femme fatale from 'Mission Impossible.' Played by Barbara Bain.

Mrs. Emma Peel, from the British TV series 'The Avengers.' Played by Diana Rigg. That particular episode was titled 'A Touch of Brimstone.' That episode was actually kind-of disturbing.

Lt. Marlena Moreau, Captain Kirk's woman in the Star Trek episode, Mirror, Mirror. Played by Barbara Luna.

Chuck Norris AKA wrecker130 AKA BouzoukiJoe
03-17-2009, 09:57
It's Emma Peel for me. And no she won't be saving my butt!

highdesert
03-17-2009, 21:04
Emma Peel ... oh God yeah!!!!!!

Largo
03-17-2009, 21:11
I have all of their phone numbers. But, something is telling me that, Cinnamon would be more, well...dirty. BUT, that she would also make a great mother, should we have children.

What am I saying!

It sucks getting old.

reactive
03-17-2009, 22:24
Why not Paula Kaplan? That MI7 agent with the changing faces really sort of blew her off... and for no good reason I might add. I know she's feeling vulnerable right now. Look her up!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Paula_Kaplan_by_Martine_Beswick.jpg

reactive
03-17-2009, 22:27
Or maybe Zora....?!? Paula's long lost twin sister!

http://2.bp.********.com/_uiAH7WHFCGs/SS5LYsoDOOI/AAAAAAAAAmo/ggdbSHfXiRM/s400/Honey+Ryder+Dr+No.PNG

Largo
03-17-2009, 23:01
You know, Burt Baccarach wrote the song, The Look of Love, after seeing Ursula Andress in 'Thunderball.'

He ended up marrying her.

reactive
03-18-2009, 03:40
Then I guess all that's left for you to do is write a song to Marlena Moreau!!!
She's really hot for being a treckie, not to mention she's not green!

Largo
05-25-2009, 16:30
Update: I took your advice and asked out Emma Peel.

She's changed alot since the 1960s.

She's not quite as... mmm...appealing as she used to be.

Still a snappy dresser, though.

Travelnsj
05-25-2009, 20:32
I'd save your money and spend it on a trip to Palau or Raja Ampat:smiley20:....I know I could of had a few additional trips if I would of taken my own advice:smiley13:....My 2psi

okiediver72
05-26-2009, 01:33
Should have gone with the write-in, Zora. She's Aquatic! :smiley20:

UofTOrange
05-27-2009, 07:31
Update: I took your advice and asked out Emma Peel.

She's changed alot since the 1960s.

She's not quite as... mmm...appealing as she used to be.

Still a snappy dresser, though.

I was just assuming you had a time machine

divingmedic
05-29-2009, 15:36
I keep trying to find a new girlfriend but my wife won't let me.

navyhmc
05-29-2009, 16:22
Update: I took your advice and asked out Emma Peel.

She's changed alot since the 1960s.

She's not quite as... mmm...appealing as she used to be.

Still a snappy dresser, though.

I was just assuming you had a time machine

Silly, that's Dr. Evil!:smiley36:

quarrydiver
05-29-2009, 20:29
Watch out for the Bond girls, I've heard one's a dude. That said, I'm a fan of the greek one in For Your Eyes Only.