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gNats
03-16-2009, 15:39
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'.

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-16-2009, 15:43
:smiley36:

Grizbear98
03-16-2009, 15:59
:smiley20:

Rileybri
03-16-2009, 17:04
Women can read?? We should do something about this men!:smiley36:

Diver Kat
03-16-2009, 17:13
LOL!!! Too funny!!!! :smilie39:

ektess1
03-16-2009, 18:08
Never argue with a woman period. You will not win and may lose more than just the arguement!

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-16-2009, 18:11
Words of wisdom!

kat
03-16-2009, 23:35
:smiley36:Cute!

gNats
03-17-2009, 09:04
Women can read?? We should do something about this men!:smiley36:

Riley, Are you not expecting a daughter? Be careful there, you will be outnumbered soon.

Lj82
03-17-2009, 09:12
Haha
Nice one there...

fire diver
03-17-2009, 10:43
See! This is what happens when you let them out of the kitchen!

<FireDiver ducks into the nearest bunker for shelter>

RoyN
03-17-2009, 11:36
I never argue with my mom. Not only is she my mom, but she is the captain of the charter boat. Her shirt even says "Obey the captain or learn how to swim."