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MSilvia
03-26-2009, 17:22
this was a ? for us girls-don't see any guys asking what to do with their XL junk, do you?

Just kidding scubagirlj...
:smiley2:

Landlocked Amphibian
03-26-2009, 17:27
this was a ? for us girls-don't see any guys asking what to do with their XL junk, do you?

Just kidding scubagirlj...
:smiley2:

What do you mean just kidding. This is a serious problem. :smiley2:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-26-2009, 17:32
I've found that having XL junk actually helps me descend since there's less air trapped in the wet suit at the beginning of the dive. I just jam that thing in my jammers and dive!

Damselfish
03-26-2009, 17:36
this was a ? for us girls-don't see any guys asking what to do with their XL junk, do you?
probably not an issue 'cause of the shrinkage thing...

din
03-26-2009, 21:44
I eventually had to have a custom, three-legged wetsuit made.

Lulubelle
03-26-2009, 21:45
I eventually had to have a custom, three-legged wetsuit made.

:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

You and every other guy I know....

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-26-2009, 21:47
I eventually had to have a custom, three-legged wetsuit made.

The SMB goes outside the suit!

scubastud
03-26-2009, 21:50
Even with shrinkage this is an issue... I would like some serious answers please..
...cause i am all that

reactive
03-26-2009, 21:56
I just run it down my leg.

CPTOZZY
03-26-2009, 21:57
Let's be honest here guys. The real problem is making sure we don't get it caught in the zipper.......of our boots

din
03-26-2009, 22:07
Let's be honest here guys. The real problem is making sure we don't get it caught in the zipper.......of our boots

hyperstretch.

Splitlip
03-26-2009, 22:14
this was a ? for us girls-don't see any guys asking what to do with their XL junk, do you?
probably not an issue 'cause of the shrinkage thing...

Not a problem for me.
I put a potato in there. Potatos are neutral.

gNats
03-26-2009, 22:36
The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... next you will all be turning into a$$es.

Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?

:smiley2:

Glub000
03-26-2009, 22:41
If you put a potatoe in there, would that make you a dick 'tater?

ektess1
03-26-2009, 22:58
Since most boats are 99% male, who cares. Where are you ladies anyway. I want to show of my new speedos.

bandit6789
03-26-2009, 23:41
If you put a potatoe in there, would that make you a dick 'tater?

LMAO I love it

DivingAnarchy.info
03-27-2009, 00:21
I met a transexual in a bar once and he told me something about shoving your balls in a groin cavity and then pulling the sausage between the legs. All held in place with realy tight panties.
Maybe that's an idea?

Not for me though; I'm realy small hung.

fire diver
03-27-2009, 00:31
Ehhh, not sure about this. Is 3 inches considered "XL"?

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-27-2009, 06:29
Ehhh, not sure about this. Is 3 inches considered "XL"?

Is that's width or length?

jbres1
03-27-2009, 06:58
Ehhh, not sure about this. Is 3 inches considered "XL"?


Only if you measure it from the floor !


Jim Breslin

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-27-2009, 07:06
The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... next you will all be turning into a$$es.

Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?

:smiley2:

Who's fibbng? Maybe the others are exaggerating.

It has presented the occasional problem in the bedroom. Ex: standard trojans do NOT fit. Early on in my marriage I briefly considered reduction surgery for my wife's benefit. We addressed the problem by making sure her needs were attended to first and being careful to avoid certain angles, etc. It turned out not to be a problem in the long run.

When I was getting my vasectomy the nurse was telling me: "I'm going to tuck your little guy... well ... uhm...I mean your guy under here." (I thought it was unprofessional for a nurse to refer to it as a guy.)

It's never presented any problems diving though, Like all men of any (believable) size I just jam that thing in the jammers and dive.

MSilvia
03-27-2009, 10:16
All kidding aside, the real junk-size issue I've had was when I called Rochester Medical to order condom catheters for my p-valve. The woman on the phone asked, "Do you know what size you need? We have small, medium, intermediate, large, and extra large."

I had her send me a box of samples.

Splitlip
03-27-2009, 11:52
The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... next you will all be turning into a$$es.

Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?

:smiley2:

If I remember the fairytale correctly(the one where Snow White meets Pinicchio), Snow White was constantly asking Pinocchio to "tell a lie, tell a lie"

Wait. Was that a fairy tale or a porno vid.

Never mind.

BubblesMcCoy
03-27-2009, 13:18
Let's be honest here guys. The real problem is making sure we don't get it caught in the zipper.......of our boots

Isn't that why they make retractors? Don't want your dongle to dangle in the reef do you?

shawnwill36
03-27-2009, 14:08
i just tape mine to my ankle :)

mksmith713
03-27-2009, 14:38
[/quote]

Who's fibbng? Maybe the others are exaggerating.

It has presented the occasional problem in the bedroom. Ex: standard trojans do NOT fit. Early on in my marriage I briefly considered reduction surgery for my wife's benefit. We addressed the problem by making sure her needs were attended to first and being careful to avoid certain angles, etc. It turned out not to be a problem in the long run.
[quote]

Dude, that's why they make Trojan Magnum XL's

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-27-2009, 15:07
Who's fibbng? Maybe the others are exaggerating.

It has presented the occasional problem in the bedroom. Ex: standard trojans do NOT fit. Early on in my marriage I briefly considered reduction surgery for my wife's benefit. We addressed the problem by making sure her needs were attended to first and being careful to avoid certain angles, etc. It turned out not to be a problem in the long run.


Dude, that's why they make Trojan Magnum XL's

I have used those. But back in the 80s where I lived anything but plain old regular was hard to find. The choice was lubricated or not lubricated.

These days they have different sizes, different colors, ribbed or unribbed, sometimes even different flavors at every corner drug store.

But I have to say, vasectomy and monogamy is a much better solution to both problems those things are intended to solve.

mksmith713
03-27-2009, 15:28
I'm right there with you brother.
Only difference is I'm working on wife #3........

Lulubelle
03-27-2009, 15:50
The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?
:smiley2:

Here's a little truth serum for you fellows...
http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html





Who's fibbng? Maybe the others are exaggerating.


And you guys took his man card away? What WERE you thinking? :smiley32:

mksmith713
03-27-2009, 16:08
I didn't vote to take his man card away.......not that he needs one anyway...

MSilvia
03-27-2009, 16:24
Here's a little truth serum for you fellows...
http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html
Yeah... no chance for awkwardness when you pass a box of those out in the locker room.

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
03-27-2009, 16:33
The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?
:smiley2:

Here's a little truth serum for you fellows...
http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html





Who's fibbng? Maybe the others are exaggerating.


And you guys took his man card away? What WERE you thinking? :smiley32:

If THAT were the measure of a man's worth there's no way I'd lose the card.

But a man's worth is not measured by the size of his appendages, it's measured by his character. And apparently in some circles the less the better.

Adieu.

scubagirlj
04-06-2009, 12:28
re-define XL please.....remember it always looks bigger underwater....ha-ha!!!

Diver Kat
04-06-2009, 22:48
re-define XL please.....remember it always looks bigger underwater....ha-ha!!!

LOL ... must be why so many guys dive .... the benefits of magnification!! :smilie39:

Lulubelle
04-06-2009, 22:52
re-define XL please.....remember it always looks bigger underwater....ha-ha!!!

LOL ... must be why so many guys dive .... the benefits of magnification!! :smilie39:

Probably well balanced by cold water shrinkage. Maybe that is why some of the guys only dive warm water. :smiley36:

robjoubert
04-07-2009, 00:14
:smiley9:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-07-2009, 23:19
i thought I had successfully killed this thread!

Let me try again.

At least for dry divers with an overboard discharge device there is an objective measure independent of magnification and shrinkage issues. What size catheter do you wear? Rocheste wide band large were too small so I am going to try the XL to see if that works better.

Beefcake
04-07-2009, 23:23
Alright, I too was hoping this thread would eventually die so I can quit feeling sorry for myself. I'm still trying to figure out how to keep if from shriveling up inside me when I get into the local 40 degree waters.:smiley11:

setesh
04-07-2009, 23:38
Alright, I too was hoping this thread would eventually die so I can quit feeling sorry for myself. I'm still trying to figure out how to keep if from shriveling up inside me when I get into the local 40 degree waters.:smiley11:

:smilie39: Like a scared turtle! :smilie39:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-08-2009, 06:25
Alright, I too was hoping this thread would eventually die so I can quit feeling sorry for myself. I'm still trying to figure out how to keep if from shriveling up inside me when I get into the local 40 degree waters.:smiley11:

What you lack in bore and stroke you can make up for with rpm. :smiley2: -- an old engineering joke.


Which reminds me. Why don't women make good engineers?

They don't learn to estimate properly since they're told all their lives this is 8 inches.


Seriously though, you should be much less concerned about how big it is and more concerned with how to use it.

Beefcake
04-08-2009, 10:23
"Seriously though, you should be much less concerned about how big it is and more concerned with how to use it."

Who told? Oh, well. My best line in my 20's was, "C'mon; It'll only take a minute; you won't feel a thing..."

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-08-2009, 12:02
"Seriously though, you should be much less concerned about how big it is and more concerned with how to use it."

Who told? Oh, well. My best line in my 20's was, "C'mon; It'll only take a minute; you won't feel a thing..."

Lol

How did that work for you?

Lulubelle
04-08-2009, 12:27
"Seriously though, you should be much less concerned about how big it is and more concerned with how to use it."

Who told? Oh, well. My best line in my 20's was, "C'mon; It'll only take a minute; you won't feel a thing..."

Lol

How did that work for you?


:smilie39:I suspect it didn't get him too many repeat customers anyway.

Beefcake
04-08-2009, 13:14
See, now you're just making me feel bad again.

Lulubelle
04-08-2009, 13:47
See, now you're just making me feel bad again.

Awww, come on, your line was funny. We like to laugh. You made us laugh.

:smiley31:

Beefcake
04-08-2009, 14:06
I'm just messin' with you. I'm secure in my manhood (even if I don't lie about size). Besides, I can touch my nose with my tongue...

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-08-2009, 15:05
I'm just messin' with you. I'm secure in my manhood (even if I don't lie about size). Besides, I can touch my nose with my tongue...

But can you tie a cherry stem using nothing but your mouth and maintain a conversation? I always liked to amaze my dates with that trick :D

Beefcake
04-08-2009, 17:34
I'm just messin' with you. I'm secure in my manhood (even if I don't lie about size). Besides, I can touch my nose with my tongue...

But can you tie a cherry stem using nothing but your mouth and maintain a conversation? I always liked to amaze my dates with that trick :D
I've only seen that done by girls. I think they teach it at slumber parties or something. Did you only have sisters to play with growing up? Don't worry; with talents like that, you'll make someone a fine wife someday.:anim_stick:

Lulubelle
04-08-2009, 18:16
Besides, I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Now THAT line should work!


But can you tie a cherry stem using nothing but your mouth and maintain a conversation? I always liked to amaze my dates with that trick :D

Joe, joe. You only have dates with girls who you are legally related to now, they have to feign amazement!

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-08-2009, 21:36
Besides, I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Now THAT line should work!


But can you tie a cherry stem using nothing but your mouth and maintain a conversation? I always liked to amaze my dates with that trick :D

Joe, joe. You only have dates with girls who you are legally related to now, they have to feign amazement!

Perhaps but
amazement is the only thing she feigns. :D

Diver Kat
04-08-2009, 23:04
Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink;
Water water everywhere and all the men did shrink.
Catchy signature line there Joe!! :smiley36::smiley36:

Black-Gorrilla
04-09-2009, 00:27
This is the funniest thread ever!!!

I don't get the whole lying about your size thing :confused:
What happens when you get called out? I'm willing to back up what I say... What about the liars? how does that work for you?

It ain't about the size, Its about the tricks you got, And I got a whole bag of tricks!!

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-09-2009, 04:25
I am glad there is someone else willing to stand behind his claims.

A lot of liars on this thread for sure but I haven't made any claims I can't back up. The whole reduction thing was a joke between my wife and me back in the day because of some minor problems it caused us early on. We never seriously considered it. What guy would?

Everything else is a fact that can be backed up.

Give me one thing you think I can't back up.

Foo2
04-09-2009, 09:35
The whole reduction thing was a joke between my wife and me back in the day because of some minor problems it caused us early on. We never seriously considered it. What guy would?

:smiley11: TMI :smiley11:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-09-2009, 10:38
The whole reduction thing was a joke between my wife and me back in the day because of some minor problems it caused us early on. We never seriously considered it. What guy would?

:smiley11: TMI :smiley11:

Yep. But it's only TMI because it's true. My wife will kill me for revealing some of this stuff if she ever reads the man laws forum.

But the way I see it "they" asked for it.

I'm going to continue to disrupt the man laws forum as revenge using whatever it takes until either SplitLip (or perhaps Chuck Norris himself - though I won't hold my breath on that one) personally says I can keep my man card or I get banned from the site (or I get bored of the whole silly game :smiley36:). Is this a manly way to behave? Hell no! But then behaving grown up and mature is definitely not something I see much from the regulars in man laws. Besides it satisfies me spiteful urges, so it's the way it's going to be. :smiley2:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-09-2009, 10:48
Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink;
Water water everywhere and all the men did shrink.
Catchy signature line there Joe!! :smiley36::smiley36:


I adapted it from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner (by Coleridge).

Lulubelle
04-09-2009, 10:57
Is this a manly way to behave? Hell no! But then behaving grown up and mature is definitely not something I see much from the regulars in man laws. Besides it satisfies me spiteful urges, so it's the way it's going to be. :smiley2:

Guys, I think Joe has earned his Man Card back with this single post. IMHO, acting like a child, being immature, obstinate, and acting on spiteful urges is ultimate evidence of Manly behavior. :smiley20:

Beefcake
04-09-2009, 11:41
Is this a manly way to behave? Hell no! But then behaving grown up and mature is definitely not something I see much from the regulars in man laws. Besides it satisfies me spiteful urges, so it's the way it's going to be. :smiley2:

Guys, I think Joe has earned his Man Card back with this single post. IMHO, acting like a child, being immature, obstinate, and acting on spiteful urges is ultimate evidence of Manly behavior. :smiley20:
So, is Lulu really Chuck Norris in drag? I thought only Chuck could award or revoke a man-card, but she seems to be acting as judge here. Sort of explains the big feet, eh?:smiley31:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-09-2009, 11:43
Is this a manly way to behave? Hell no! But then behaving grown up and mature is definitely not something I see much from the regulars in man laws. Besides it satisfies me spiteful urges, so it's the way it's going to be. :smiley2:

Guys, I think Joe has earned his Man Card back with this single post. IMHO, acting like a child, being immature, obstinate, and acting on spiteful urges is ultimate evidence of Manly behavior. :smiley20:

Forgive me, L, I'm genetically damaged. You know as well as anyone that it's hard to overcome genetics.

I know you mean well but I think you just sealed my fate. Again. :smiley2: Guys don't take advice from gals. There's no surer way for a gal to get the opposite of what she wants than to give unsolicited advice to a guy. I'm a so-called renaissance man (although apparently with exhibitionistic tendencies :smiley5:) but I still chafe when Angela gives me unsolicited advice.

Lulubelle
04-09-2009, 11:58
So, is Lulu really Chuck Norris in drag? I thought only Chuck could award or revoke a man-card, but she seems to be acting as judge here. Sort of explains the big feet, eh?:smiley31:

If I am indeed Chuck Norris in drag, then let me just say that I am doing a DAMN good job :smiley32: And as for the feet, good lord, what size feet do you THINK a 5'10" woman is supposed to have? Mine are pretty average (10AAAA) for my height doofus. And they are exceedinglly narrow, so not boats by any means. :smiley5:

As for Joe's behavior, i only call it like it is, very male.


I know you mean well but I think you just sealed my fate. Again. :smiley2: Guys don't take advice from gals. There's no surer way for a gal to get the opposite of what she wants than to give unsolicited advice to a guy.

:smilie39: Sorry homeboy. You are right. Guys love being right.

Beefcake
04-09-2009, 12:20
Just joshin' with ya' on the feet. Sorry if I crossed a boundary; how would I know what size feet you have? At least 10AAAA isn't your chest size! (I hope.)

Lulubelle
04-09-2009, 12:30
Just joshin' with ya' on the feet. Sorry if I crossed a boundary; how would I know what size feet you have? At least 10AAAA isn't your chest size! (I hope.)

Ah, well, I had assumed you might have heard me mention my 10AAAA feet on another thread (trying to find narrow boots/fins). Or my normal boots avatar MIGHT have given it away. I can't bring that back yet, I'm still basking in our Tar Heel victory. I have no boundaries about discussions about my feet, so have at it :smiley36:

As for my chest size, no comment. :smilie39:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-09-2009, 12:35
At least 10AAAA isn't your chest size! (I hope.)

Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread. :smiley2:

Foo2
04-09-2009, 15:21
I'm going to continue to disrupt the man laws forum as revenge using whatever it takes until either SplitLip (or perhaps Chuck Norris himself - though I won't hold my breath on that one) personally says I can keep my man card or I get banned from the site (or I get bored of the whole silly game :smiley36:).

LOL! SplitLip has his man card revoked a LONG time ago by several of us girls. I don't think he has the right to grant one.

Personally, I'm grossed out thinking about anybody's 'junk'. The conversation on this board has gotten progressively worse. I see more about 'size' than I do about diving these days. Come on guys...and gals...lets be grown ups and get over the differences in our anatomies. :smiley2:

MSilvia
04-09-2009, 16:01
I see more about 'size' than I do about diving these days.
Perhaps you're reading the wrong threads Foo2. There are quite a few about diving topics, but you won't find them in the Man Laws forum.

Beefcake
04-09-2009, 16:11
"I had assumed you might have heard me mention my 10AAAA feet on another thread (trying to find narrow boots/fins)."
Just think, if they were 10EEE you wouldn't need fins. Seriously, I assume your fin thread is on the women's forum. I have more class than to invade the discussions of the opposite gender.

Foo2
04-09-2009, 16:18
I see more about 'size' than I do about diving these days.
Perhaps you're reading the wrong threads Foo2. There are quite a few about diving topics, but you won't find them in the Man Laws forum.

Seriously? It's even in the diving topics. All I'm saying is that there's been a lot of focus lately on people's anatomies.

Bert
04-09-2009, 18:15
Just think, if they were 10EEE you wouldn't need fins. Seriously, I assume your fin thread is on the women's forum. I have more class than to invade the discussions of the opposite gender.

Hey, I resemble that remark 10.5EE the only problem is when I walk around a pool little kids point to my foot print and go "IS that the foot print of a mutant duck?" ( I have flat feet my foot print looks like some thing that would belong to The Creature From The Black Lagoon":smilie39:)

I think Joe should get his card back for acting like a man and serving the dish of revenge cold.(alto he should crush a beer can or two on his forhead just to be on the safe side..)

setesh
04-09-2009, 20:36
Seriously, I assume your fin thread is on the women's forum. I have more class than to invade the discussions of the opposite gender.

Just keep in mind that women have loooooong memories, so this post may come back to haunt you some day!

setesh
04-09-2009, 20:56
I am glad there is someone else willing to stand behind his claims.

A lot of liars on this thread for sure but I haven't made any claims I can't back up. The whole reduction thing was a joke between my wife and me back in the day because of some minor problems it caused us early on. We never seriously considered it. What guy would?

Everything else is a fact that can be backed up.

Give me one thing you think I can't back up.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1079/thisthreadisworthlesswi.jpg

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-10-2009, 00:35
I'm going to continue to disrupt the man laws forum as revenge using whatever it takes until either SplitLip (or perhaps Chuck Norris himself - though I won't hold my breath on that one) personally says I can keep my man card or I get banned from the site (or I get bored of the whole silly game :smiley36:).

LOL! SplitLip has his man card revoked a LONG time ago by several of us girls. I don't think he has the right to grant one.

Personally, I'm grossed out thinking about anybody's 'junk'. The conversation on this board has gotten progressively worse. I see more about 'size' than I do about diving these days. Come on guys...and gals...lets be grown ups and get over the differences in our anatomies. :smiley2:

No grown ups in man laws. If I have said anything inappropriate in another forum I apologize. I don't think I have though. My intent has been to disrupt man laws not the rest of the board.

Diver Kat
04-10-2009, 11:17
My intent has been to disrupt man laws not the rest of the board.
And let me commend you on doing such a fine job!!! :smiley20:

bennerman
04-10-2009, 12:09
lol funniest thread evar

Lulubelle
04-10-2009, 19:03
lol funniest thread evar

And as I'm sure you can see, you have already grown up as much as you need to in order to fit right in to man world. :smiley36:

Chris51882
04-24-2009, 21:23
Lol. in all seriousness, I'm a pretty big dude, and I dont have any issues. Just a little snug when i wear a wetsuit, but most of the time I jsut dive in boardshorts and a rash-guard.
P.S. I friggin love Hawaii. lol

hoova-scuba
07-01-2009, 08:10
LOL. Everyone at the quarry thought I was a tech diver and that hose wrapped round my neck was connected to my regulator!

bigman241
08-13-2009, 15:31
WHy do you think all guys lie. you say a lie and grow a inch. Why do you think the took the flag pole down at the white house and put a sky light in the presidental bedroom. THats why obam lies so much
The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... next you will all be turning into a$$es.

Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?

:smiley2:

bigman241
08-13-2009, 15:41
Ya i remeber it he keep telling he she was the only one ad it got bigger and bigger untill snap it broke off. :smiley20:

The only long things in this forum are your NOSES... next you will all be turning into a$$es.

Don't you remember the lesson from Pinocchio? Little boys that fib and misbhave...?

:smiley2:

If I remember the fairytale correctly(the one where Snow White meets Pinicchio), Snow White was constantly asking Pinocchio to "tell a lie, tell a lie"

Wait. Was that a fairy tale or a porno vid.

Never mind.

bigman241
08-13-2009, 15:47
GOt me a date in 9th grade from a 6'0'' blonds c cups basketball player. Touched my tongue on my nose and the 3rd time i asked her out which was the next day i got a yes. Only girls i ever kissed that i did not need to bend over to kiss.
I'm just messin' with you. I'm secure in my manhood (even if I don't lie about size). Besides, I can touch my nose with my tongue...