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scubastud
04-09-2009, 06:46
A short but good video... A must see for all female types:

YouTube - Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)

TennisCoach
04-09-2009, 15:10
Oh boy this one is gonna get good :smilie40:

scubagirlj
04-09-2009, 16:04
scubastud- have just two words for you and they are not happy birthday(use your imagination, if you have one)

mike_s
04-09-2009, 16:24
scubastud- have just two words for you and they are not happy birthday(use your imagination, if you have one)


two words?

you mean the song by Kanye West? :smilie39:

YouTube - Kanye West - Two Words: i-Tunes Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKUHPxqliiY)

chilly willy
04-09-2009, 16:34
Scubastud, I think you just went roaring past your limit!

navyhmc
04-09-2009, 16:50
All I can think of is a line from "Heart Break Ridge: "Son, I think was has just been declared" If this is the case, I get to be Switzerland! Duck and cover scubastud, I think a bunkerbuster is heading your way.

Diver Kat
04-09-2009, 17:50
A short but good video... A must see for all female types:

YouTube - Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)


:anim_puke::anim_puke::anim_puke:


LOL ..... honestly ... if you had one of these woman, you'd be bored silly in a day!!

(But I will say I love the warped British sense of humor!!!)
..

Splitlip
04-10-2009, 00:05
This would have been more appropriately posted in the man laws forum or something. A non informative forum.
It is kind of funny I suppose. But then it was on the BBC comedy broadcast. And it was in black and white to demonstrate antiquated thinking.

Splitlip
04-10-2009, 00:12
A short but good video... A must see for all female types:

YouTube - Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)


:anim_puke::anim_puke::anim_puke:


LOL ..... honestly ... if you had one of these woman, you'd be bored silly in a day!!

(But I will say I love the warped British sense of humor!!!)
..

I agree. I am a fan of Brit humor. And that is what it was. Humor.

Sadly, women are still treated as second class citizens in third world countries. Unfortunately, here in the USA, we still see women under the thumb of men.

Sorry. It is late. I guess this was supposed to be funny.

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-10-2009, 00:19
This would have been more appropriately posted in the man laws forum or something. A non informative forum.
It is kind of funny I suppose. But then it was on the BBC comedy broadcast. And it was in black and white to demonstrate antiquated thinking.

Holy crap! What happened to splitlip?

;)

Lulubelle
04-10-2009, 00:35
Sadly, women are still treated as second class citizens in third world countries. Unfortunately, here in the USA, we still see women under the thumb of men.

Sorry. It is late. I guess this was supposed to be funny.

Good Lord, someone has absconded with SL! Bring out the search party, just make sure they are all jogging while wearing tight white t shirts without bras underneath. :smiley29:

BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)
04-10-2009, 00:49
Sadly, women are still treated as second class citizens in third world countries. Unfortunately, here in the USA, we still see women under the thumb of men.

Sorry. It is late. I guess this was supposed to be funny.

Good Lord, someone has absconded with SL! Bring out the search party, just make sure they are all jogging while wearing tight white t shirts without bras underneath. :smiley29:

That must have been some strong coffee! Surprised your still awake. I am somewhere south of savanah on I 95 expect to get into high springs in a few hours

scubastud
04-10-2009, 02:18
This would have been more appropriately posted in the man laws forum or something. A non informative forum.
It is kind of funny I suppose. But then it was on the BBC comedy broadcast. And it was in black and white to demonstrate antiquated thinking.

Heavens no... it was posted in the women's forum because women need to know how to act while out in public or at dinner parties and such.

emt
04-10-2009, 07:43
humor!!!)
..

Unfortunately, here in the USA, we still see women under the thumb of men.



Haven't seen any under the thumb. Have seen them under some other body appendages. Maybe the thumb got in the way while looking. lol

chilly willy
04-10-2009, 07:49
This would have been more appropriately posted in the man laws forum or something. A non informative forum.
It is kind of funny I suppose. But then it was on the BBC comedy broadcast. And it was in black and white to demonstrate antiquated thinking.

Heavens no... it was posted in the women's forum because women need to know how to act while out in public or at dinner parties and such.

They don't seem to be biting.

scubastud
04-10-2009, 09:04
well chilly remember who we dealing with here... they will need to view it several times to comprehend.. be patient with the ladies.. it's worth it!

Foo2
04-10-2009, 09:09
well chilly remember who we dealing with here... they will need to view it several times to comprehend.. be patient with the ladies.. it's worth it!

:smiley30: :smiley36: :smilie40:

mike_s
04-10-2009, 09:37
unfortunately, it's not this simple

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/thumbs_afternoon-funny-random-16.jpg

IrishSquid
04-10-2009, 09:51
This would have been more appropriately posted in the man laws forum or something. A non informative forum.
It is kind of funny I suppose. But then it was on the BBC comedy broadcast. And it was in black and white to demonstrate antiquated thinking.

Holy crap! What happened to splitlip?

;)

Sock Puppetry?:smilie39:

Diver Kat
04-10-2009, 11:14
This would have been more appropriately posted in the man laws forum or something. A non informative forum.
It is kind of funny I suppose. But then it was on the BBC comedy broadcast. And it was in black and white to demonstrate antiquated thinking.

Holy crap! What happened to splitlip?

;)
Alien Abduction .... :blob11:

emt
04-10-2009, 11:32
I kept looking for that remote on google for the price but only found this: Prostitution in Nevada - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada)

Prices start about half way down at legal brothelsl...lol.

I think they say it is actually that simple...lol

Bring your own remote...

3rdEye
04-10-2009, 12:37
lol...venomous haddadins

CrystalClear
06-23-2009, 17:35
From an overly education woman who works full time, thinks for herself, has a child and has been married for over 20 years...
I LOVED it! But I also love Montypython!

Really I'm 5' 2" and 120 lbs and being treated for Lyme disease. I pay extra for someone else to help with my gear so I won't wear myself out. Knowing my diving limits will keep me out of trouble and won't ruin the trip for my family. Overweight dive dudes in speedo's that hog air and shorten my dive could take a lesson from knowing limits!
Thanks for the laugh!

scubastud
06-24-2009, 06:15
From an overly education woman who works full time, thinks for herself, has a child and has been married for over 20 years...
I LOVED it! But I also love Montypython!

Really I'm 5' 2" and 120 lbs and being treated for Lyme disease. I pay extra for someone else to help with my gear so I won't wear myself out. Knowing my diving limits will keep me out of trouble and won't ruin the trip for my family. Overweight dive dudes in speedo's that hog air and shorten my dive could take a lesson from knowing limits!
Thanks for the laugh!

Ok I could lose a few lbs.. but I only wear speedos under my wetsuit or rashguard! You will never see me in it! lol
It isn't the shorty short speedo, the legs do down to like halfway to knees.. but it is a speedo..
And I do use air more that you little petite ones but thats cause I am winded from carrying your gear to the dive spot and helping you don.
(hehe)

oddbod
06-24-2009, 06:38
From an overly education woman who works full time, thinks for herself, has a child and has been married for over 20 years...
I LOVED it! But I also love Montypython!

Really I'm 5' 2" and 120 lbs and being treated for Lyme disease. I pay extra for someone else to help with my gear so I won't wear myself out. Knowing my diving limits will keep me out of trouble and won't ruin the trip for my family. Overweight dive dudes in speedo's that hog air and shorten my dive could take a lesson from knowing limits!
Thanks for the laugh!

I do not hog air,
I just breathe rapidly and let the fishes have the left over:smiley5:http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/speedo.gif

porkchop
06-24-2009, 21:46
I love it here!! It must be the over 20 years married thing. I thought that was hilarious. Thank you for the laugh. (Made me snort)...

reefgirl64
07-11-2009, 09:08
LMAO!!!!! I love the BBC utube!

MysteryGirl
07-15-2009, 22:39
A short but good video... A must see for all female types:

YouTube - Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)


:anim_puke::anim_puke::anim_puke:


LOL ..... honestly ... if you had one of these woman, you'd be bored silly in a day!!

(But I will say I love the warped British sense of humor!!!)
..

I agree. I am a fan of Brit humor. And that is what it was. Humor.

Sadly, women are still treated as second class citizens in third world countries. Unfortunately, here in the USA, we still see women under the thumb of men.

Sorry. It is late. I guess this was supposed to be funny.


Ok, I bit and watched the video. Now it all makes sense when you see where some guys put the regulator and they wonder why it's not taking in air on it's own.

scubajane
08-02-2009, 18:24
I quote Laugh-in's man in German helmet hiding behind a potted plant. "Verrrry interesting.... but dumb!!"

Vercingetorix
08-02-2009, 19:13
Good advice in that video, ladies. Please take heed.

Now, which of you loves soft little kittens?

dawnvip
08-16-2009, 21:51
YouTube - Manly bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U)

Ever notice how its always men doing these things? Maybe they need the helpful tip? :smiley36:

caburrid
08-17-2009, 20:19
YouTube - Manly bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U)

Ever notice how its always men doing these things? Maybe they need the helpful tip? :smiley36:

My favorite was the guy with the tube at the pool...totally reminds me of my husband, the doofus. :smiley2:

navyhmc
08-17-2009, 20:48
YouTube - Manly bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U)

Ever notice how its always men doing these things? Maybe they need the helpful tip? :smiley36:

My favorite was the guy with the tube at the pool...totally reminds me of my husband, the doofus. :smiley2:

Doofus dives, right? Can't be all bad...:smiley36:

caburrid
08-19-2009, 19:34
YouTube - Manly bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U)

Ever notice how its always men doing these things? Maybe they need the helpful tip? :smiley36:

My favorite was the guy with the tube at the pool...totally reminds me of my husband, the doofus. :smiley2:

Doofus dives, right? Can't be all bad...:smiley36:

Yes, he does, and he isnt THAT bad...but he spends all of MY dive money on his dive gear, lol.

it_mike
08-20-2009, 09:56
YouTube - Manly bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTxCosxi3U)

Ever notice how its always men doing these things? Maybe they need the helpful tip? :smiley36:

Or is it chivalrous to not post women doing these things?

Or is it just that we'd be called chauvinists?

I've seen my share of 'women behaving badly' IRL, but you'll almost never find such satires on TV or videos.

Vercingetorix
08-20-2009, 10:35
Dawnvip,

In response, may I present:
YouTube - women bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJeKRyb6XJg&NR=1)
YouTube - women bloopers 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYootKd4CQ&feature=related)

dawnvip
08-20-2009, 18:39
Dawnvip,

In response, may I present:
YouTube - women bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJeKRyb6XJg&NR=1)
YouTube - women bloopers 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYootKd4CQ&feature=related)


I should have known that I was opening up a can of worms with that post. Very good. :smiley32: