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chewyjr15
08-26-2007, 16:18
what do you consider fightin words?

greyzen
08-26-2007, 16:23
"Gimme your wallet"
"Those are my cheetos"
"That'll be *four times what scubatoys.com sells it for*"

Jaymeany
08-26-2007, 16:26
"Hello"
"how are you"
"I love you"

J/K

"go get your shine box"
"What are you dense (stupid, dumb, retarded, etc)?"
"Your wife's a _____!" (pretty much anything inserted there but depends on the tone) :smiley2:

Black-Gorrilla
08-26-2007, 17:51
"don't take that last beer, it's mine!"

DivingsInMyBlood
08-26-2007, 17:56
your momma

kevinj1
08-26-2007, 20:57
your momma


I believe it is pronounced "yo mamma"...

Illini_Fan
08-26-2007, 21:02
"Your sister is hot, but your wife does that thing with her tongue"

finflippers
08-26-2007, 21:39
No air fills today.
Quarry is closed.

Xspect
08-27-2007, 10:49
Your scuba skills blows like a tank with a broken O-ring

Vercingetorix
08-27-2007, 11:54
Him: Hey buddy, do you have any pictures of your wife naked?

Me: No

Him: Wanna buy some?


//thanks, you've been a great audience. tip your waiter

Theepdinker
08-27-2007, 20:35
Somebody call me a liar or thief & we have a big problem. :13344-2::smiley_abused:

Theep

Charlotte Smith
08-28-2007, 10:36
Anything bad that is said about my friends or family.....ANYTHING!

rubberduck
08-28-2007, 11:47
Go Yankees!

TxScubaBear
08-28-2007, 11:50
"Gimme your wallet"


Here in Texas saying this is likely to get ya shot....

greyzen
08-28-2007, 11:54
"Gimme your wallet"


Here in Texas saying this is likely to get ya shot....

Yessir, I'm in Austin...
though I'm not a fan of the shooting... I know I'm a minority :)

yankeefan21
08-28-2007, 12:04
Go Yankees!
Let's go Yankees! :smiley2:


I have to agree with Charlotte - make fun of me all you want (I've got a thick skin to go with my thick head!), family is off limits.

rubberduck
08-28-2007, 13:06
Go Yankees!
Let's go Yankees! :smiley2:


I have to agree with Charlotte - make fun of me all you want (I've got a thick skin to go with my thick head!), family is off limits.


I knew there had to be some lurking around. Hopefully the 8 games will hold up.

Go SOX

Black-Gorrilla
08-28-2007, 13:11
"Gimme your wallet"


Here in Texas saying this is likely to get ya shot....

in Brasil you hear that just before you get shot.

yankeefan21
08-28-2007, 13:21
in Brasil you hear that just before you get shot.
Have you seen "Cidade de Deus?" That was hard core.

scarlet&gray nut
08-29-2007, 09:38
I think my signature says it all

Cheddarchick
08-29-2007, 09:44
Girls can't do that.......
Or You're just a girl.....

GodsDefog
08-29-2007, 09:47
"You're a quary diver..."

finflippers
08-29-2007, 09:53
you will be diving with this insta buddy today

foo
08-29-2007, 20:51
"Oh, we forgot you had a dive reservation! We sent the only boat out already with students!"

(true story- Marco Island, Florida- I cried.)

texarkandy
08-30-2007, 06:27
Fightin words:

"You are posting in the _________ forum, this would be better placed in the ______ forum"

(from anybody other than an actual mod.)

Hey buddy, this is the internet and this forum has open membership. I made a considered decision where to post this thread & if you don't like it, don't post on it. If you want your own private forum go find one and I hope you have a nice conversation with yourself.

Hmmm, maybe I should have placed this in the "Why I Stopped Posting on ScubaBoard" thread in the "Complaints & Problems" forum. Suppose I'll get flamed?

mrbheagney
09-04-2008, 19:34
I drank your last beer.

mrbheagney
09-04-2008, 19:36
or "is there anything you want to tell me?"

John Yaskowich
09-05-2008, 07:52
"If you loved me you would know what is wrong."

Capt Hook
09-05-2008, 09:12
Anything against my wife!

CFDAlden
09-08-2008, 01:22
"Not tonight, I have a headache!" :D

shovelhead91701
09-12-2008, 08:58
Somebody call me a liar or thief & we have a big problem. :13344-2::smiley_abused:

Theep

I agree totally! I have struggled my whole life to live by a certain code of conduct even when it was easier to lie and that is probably my sore spot because if I was a liar I would be a lot more ahead in life by now but chose to be honest...lol

highdesert
09-12-2008, 22:33
Not fighting words when I hear them, but words I'll use on others if the situation requires it ...

"Does your Mommy know you talk like that?"

Splitlip
09-12-2008, 23:09
your momma


I believe it is pronounced "yo mamma"...
Actually it is "jo mama". As in "Do you know Joe?". "Joe who?" "Jo Mama!"

Splitlip
09-12-2008, 23:16
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"You sure have a pretty mouth."

Nah, not really. I'm not a phobe. And most words are just that. Only words. Seldom worth dealing with the fallout of an altercation.

Carefull speaking about my family though.I might have to make a decision. Or sometimes caught off guard, I will react before thinking. :)

Splitlip
09-12-2008, 23:24
Somebody call me a liar or thief & we have a big problem. :13344-2::smiley_abused:

Theep

I agree totally! I have struggled my whole life to live by a certain code of conduct even when it was easier to lie and that is probably my sore spot because if I was a liar I would be a lot more ahead in life by now but chose to be honest...lol

Yeah. that troubles me. I was taught to never lie or steal. I have done neither. I have come to believe that if we lie, cheat or steal, we do not deserve to call ourselves "people". I sometimes think the world was "gooder" when under penalty of eternal damnation, people were afraid to lie.

cajunfla
09-13-2008, 16:59
Go Yankees!
Let's go Yankees! :smiley2:


I have to agree with Charlotte - make fun of me all you want (I've got a thick skin to go with my thick head!), family is off limits.


I knew there had to be some lurking around. Hopefully the 8 games will hold up.

Go SOX

Glad to say it's not holding at 8. :clap: IT'S GETTING BIGGER !!!!! :smilie39:

ABS !! (anybody but the skankees) :fulle:

Bigg_Budd
09-14-2008, 07:08
Any disrespect toward my wife, and I tend to get a bit "irritated".

And if you throw around fat jokes, just be ready to do the man dance...

krusejustin
09-16-2008, 02:29
Anyone Saying Texas Sucks, is liable to get an A** Whoopin

BSea
09-16-2008, 08:09
what do you consider fightin words?
Hey! Wanna fight?

Roughwater
10-06-2008, 00:04
"We need someone to stay on the boat, and today that's you"

"I know boats" when you're trying to explain something...

If anyone is perdantic about "xyz" brand of dive gear and says anything else will kill ya.

"Diving is so dangerous!" or mentions something about sharks that'll kill ya when you dive.

"Did you hear about so and so".... (I hate gossip - especially about family or friends!)

Oh - and if someone uses the terms 'flipper' or 'goggles' - yup, dem fighting words! (coz I use them all the time myself to stir people up... especially if I come across an arrogant Dive master. It's great fun. You should try it one day :smiley36:)

petronius
10-26-2008, 20:15
Anyone Saying Texas Sucks, is liable to get an A** Whoopin

How about "Texas blows"? ;-)

RikRaeder
10-27-2008, 04:30
I mock your value system and have had intercourse with your spouse or partner. Further, I and others frequently ridicule you and make disperaging remarks at your expense.

scubastud
10-27-2008, 05:31
"last call"

shawnwill36
10-27-2008, 08:07
man, thats a lil personal. why dont you tell us how you really feel?