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georoc01
09-01-2007, 23:18
My tire was thumping

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?


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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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HappyBirthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!


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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.


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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

finflippers
09-01-2007, 23:22
Those are good:smilie39::smilie39: more please :smilie40:

scuba Widow
09-01-2007, 23:49
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.

DivingsInMyBlood
09-02-2007, 00:14
love em

Liv7301
09-02-2007, 09:35
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again."

mm_dm
09-02-2007, 10:47
Congratulations on your promotion

It must have been tough sleeping your way to the top

mm_dm
09-02-2007, 10:48
Smile, Jesus loves you...

Everyone else thinks you're a jerk