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Zeagle Eagle
01-20-2010, 20:41
When I weighed 250 lbs, I got a tatoo on my johnson. It said Zeagle. Now I have lost 80 lbs and I realize it says Zeagle Eagle. That's a good reason alone for losing weight. Oprah says for every 30 lbs you lose you gain 1 inch and if Oprah says it you know it's true.

FishFood
01-20-2010, 20:43
Been hittin the sauce this evenin' pal? :smiley36:

IndyDiver
01-20-2010, 21:04
Been hittin the sauce this evenin' pal? :smiley36:

That's why I make all my internet passwords very long and complicated. It has nothing to do with security, its so I can't remember them after a night out downing brews. :smiley2:

scubagirlj
01-24-2010, 07:53
it used to be just drunk phone calls(we all know we have made them, fess up),but with the internet, now you can reach out and touch everybody!

Aquatrax
01-24-2010, 09:04
it used to be just drunk phone calls(we all know we have made them, fess up),but with the internet, now you can reach out and touch everybody!

and apparently from an inch further away! :smiley2:

scubagirlj
01-24-2010, 09:46
it used to be just drunk phone calls(we all know we have made them, fess up),but with the internet, now you can reach out and touch everybody!

and apparently from an inch further away! :smiley2:

:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

bigman241
01-24-2010, 10:12
:smiley36::smiley36::smiley36::smiley36::smilie39: :smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smiley36::smiley36: :smiley31::smilie40::smilie40:
That ***** funny

it used to be just drunk phone calls(we all know we have made them, fess up),but with the internet, now you can reach out and touch everybody!

and apparently from an inch further away! :smiley2:

scubajane
01-24-2010, 11:33
soooooo after a few brews when you can't remember your name.........

CA_Diver
01-25-2010, 01:29
soooooo after a few brews when you can't remember your name.........

The Party Begins!

dkh6070
01-25-2010, 08:56
Loosing weight just means you can see more of it over your belly........ I never understood the issue men have with size. You have what you have. If you are not happy with it, how the hell do you expect her to be?

divebunny13
01-25-2010, 09:13
Loosing weight just means you can see more of it over your belly........ I never understood the issue men have with size. You have what you have. If you are not happy with it, how the hell do you expect her to be?

Hey, some tools need sheds built over them.

At least that's what my ex used to say.:smilie39:

scubagirlj
01-25-2010, 13:51
is he your ex because he lent out his tools?-sorry couldn't help myself

dkh6070
01-26-2010, 08:15
is he your ex because he lent out his tools?-sorry couldn't help myself

Nice one:smilie39: Or he let them rust in the corner while the garden became wilted and withered.

SEMO Scuba
01-26-2010, 19:13
Or maybe it was not the right tool for the job?

Fireplug
01-26-2010, 21:27
Maybe like Tiger Woods. Used his tool to play the wrong holes....