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Suther2136
09-03-2007, 15:07
Just thought you guys might like to know that my wife and daughter consider my addiction to the scuba forums to be "scuba porn". LOL I thought that was pretty funny...until I realized that chatting with you all really is cutting into my porn time (joke), I guess that makes it ironic. Anyway the title alone is certain to draw attention.

WV Diver
09-03-2007, 15:09
:blond:

:ttiuwop:

chewyjr15
09-03-2007, 15:17
well I gues I like scuba porn to

Osprey
09-03-2007, 16:01
When I look through wedding magazines my friends claim I'm scoping out bridal porn... so I think scuba porn is a fair assessment lol.

Manny-R
09-03-2007, 16:10
i think scuba porn can be much worst than this forum... this place is clean and fun!

NitroWill
09-03-2007, 16:43
I thought this was relating to that girls web site article that talked about doing it u/w :smiley36:

dmdoss
09-03-2007, 16:54
Oh man you mean i gotta wear protection.

Suther2136
09-03-2007, 16:58
Oh man you mean i gotta wear protection.

Yea, dude you gotta take that mask off your forehead and wear it properly

dmdoss
09-03-2007, 17:10
Oh man you mean i gotta wear protection.

Yea, dude you gotta take that mask off your forehead and wear it properly


Thats not likely.

Travelnsj
09-03-2007, 17:12
I have a friend who lives in Catalina who videos mating of squid....that in real underwater porn.

Bigg_Budd
09-03-2007, 17:56
OK, for grins I just Googled "scuba porn". Interesting...

Manny-R
09-03-2007, 18:08
I thought this was relating to that girls web site article that talked about doing it u/w :smiley36:

thats out there somewhere im sure... the internet is vast!! if you look for it you can probably find it...

hoop
09-03-2007, 18:15
Hi. My name is Hoop. I too, have a scuba porn addiction.........

NitroWill
09-03-2007, 18:45
I thought this was relating to that girls web site article that talked about doing it u/w :smiley36:

thats out there somewhere im sure... the internet is vast!! if you look for it you can probably find it...


no, i wasnt joking - there really is a girls site that has an article about scuba sex..

paintsnow
09-04-2007, 00:28
rule 34 of the internet-if it exists there is porn of it on the internet, or there will shortly be porn of it on the internet.

has anyone seen the avenue Q song "the internet is for porn"??

3rdEye
09-04-2007, 00:30
I think for it to qualify as scuba porn, it would need to involve sexy pics of pricey new scuba gear...at least that's how it works on the mountain bike forums

Phestr
09-04-2007, 06:48
I thought this was relating to that girls web site article that talked about doing it u/w :smiley36:

Okay, so where is the link to this? I ask only for informational purposes.:smiley2:

deepdiver47
09-04-2007, 06:53
I thought this was relating to that girls web site article that talked about doing it u/w :smiley36:

thats out there somewhere im sure... the internet is vast!! if you look for it you can probably find it...

no, i wasnt joking - there really is a girls site that has an article about scuba sex..



Scuba sex? Oh I get it. Those are those people that have the zippers strategecally located for ease of use. Men it is one, for women it is three.
:anon:

underwaterdan
09-04-2007, 07:10
:smilie39: Maybe we have to move this to the mens forum - :-)

markndeana
09-04-2007, 08:21
tried it once at Hedo II in Jamaica. We couldnt get our bouyancy right and I almost drowned because I couldnt help but laugh.

BSea
09-04-2007, 08:41
An actual conversation at our house about 6 months ago.

Wife: (Yelling from Downstairs) Are you on the internetet Again!?!?!?

Me: Yes Dear

Wife: You're not looking a scuba stuff again are you?!?!?!?

Me: No Dear . . . Just Porn.

Wife: (after a long pause) Yeah SCUBA PORN!

Can't remember the rest of the conversation. I kind of tuned it out.

PlatypusMan
09-04-2007, 08:41
tried it once at Hedo II in Jamaica. We couldnt get our bouyancy right and I almost drowned because I couldnt help but laugh.

TMI... oh, God, TMI......

GDiver
09-04-2007, 09:06
rule 34 of the internet-if it exists there is porn of it on the internet, or there will shortly be porn of it on the internet.

has anyone seen the avenue Q song "the internet is for porn"??

Yes, I have! It is hillarious!



A part of my job includes doing examinations on suspect computers and I have seen lots of porn.......yes, including a scuba porn scene and other stuff that no one should ever see! (although it is always sort of like a train wreck, its awful, but you can't seem to look away!:smilie40:

NitroWill
09-04-2007, 10:01
Here's the link for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.divegirl.com/sex.html

Charlotte Smith
09-04-2007, 10:08
OMG ....this is some crazy stuff......I am laughing so hard right now!

mike_s
09-04-2007, 10:59
:blond:

:ttiuwop:




How's this for a pic for you.

I took this pic of some Lobsters "behaving badly". This was just one of several lobsters
that were "doing it" that day.

It appears to be a lobster orgy going on that day.


Their eyes have been blocked out to protect their idenities. :smilie39:


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/DSCN0094_2.jpg

Charlotte Smith
09-04-2007, 11:05
:blond:

:ttiuwop:




How's this for a pic for you.

I took this pic of some Lobsters "behaving badly". This was just one of several lobsters
that were "doing it" that day.

It appears to be a lobster orgy going on that day.


Their eyes have been blocked out to protect their idenities. :smilie39:


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/DSCN0094_2.jpg
Way too much time on your hands......too funny!

yankeefan21
09-04-2007, 11:40
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/funny/DSCN0094_2.jpg
Wow. You swim up to something like that - camera in hand - and start snapping away? Scuba paparazzi... :smiley36:

NitroWill
09-04-2007, 12:14
For all yall perverts viewing pleasure....













Some mating nudis!
http://forum.kapalselam.org/files/matingnembrotha.jpg

unclepooty
09-04-2007, 12:24
I am so shocked! Been away a few days and come back to THIS? :smiley36:

ertechsg
09-04-2007, 12:49
No way would cut into my dive time uses to much air increase sac rate

scubasamurai
09-04-2007, 12:51
you guys must be really desparate hahaha

danielh03
09-04-2007, 13:02
I guess it's true, men really do think about sex in one form or another every 4 seconds... here all this time i thought it was a MYTH

texarkandy
09-04-2007, 20:15
Perhaps this thread should be under a DIR forum?

dludwig
09-04-2007, 20:20
"The internet. It's not just for porno any more" :smiley29:

Kidder
09-04-2007, 20:44
Not just for porno? no need to spread rumors

Suther2136
09-04-2007, 20:50
I am truly amazed at what a little comment can stir up. Yes men really do think about sex every few seconds in one forum or another....

scuba Widow
09-04-2007, 20:56
I am truly amazed at what a little comment can stir up. Yes men really do think about sex every few seconds in one forum or another....


The difference is men think about and say it...women think about and don't say it.

scubafreak
09-04-2007, 23:57
I am truly amazed at what a little comment can stir up. Yes men really do think about sex every few seconds in one forum or another....


The difference is men think about and say it...women think about and don't say it.

An honest woman, I like to see that :smiley20:

Suther2136
09-05-2007, 11:55
I am truly amazed at what a little comment can stir up. Yes men really do think about sex every few seconds in one forum or another....


The difference is men think about and say it...women think about and don't say it.

True, women act properly offended...then go off and tell their girls friends and have a good laugh.

divingmedic
09-05-2007, 23:37
There was a episode of HBO's Real Sex that a bit on under water sex.:smilie40:

danielh03
09-06-2007, 00:44
There was a episode of HBO's Real Sex that a bit on under water sex.:smilie40:
You know, I caught that episode... but thats a rather old one lol!!!

markndeana
10-21-2007, 07:06
Where do you think we got the idea to try it.

Big Mike
10-21-2007, 13:50
Wear the mask any way you like! In some parts of this world it's America!

mm2002
10-21-2007, 16:50
I wonder if John Holmes had to wear a weight belt?

mike_s
10-21-2007, 22:51
I wonder if John Holmes had to wear a weight belt?

you're talking about around his waist, right? :smilie39:

mm2002
10-22-2007, 09:20
:smilie39: he wouldn't have to worry about it falling off eh!
......and what about that integrated safety sausage!

mike_s
10-22-2007, 11:55
:smilie39: he wouldn't have to worry about it falling off eh!
......and what about that integrated safety sausage!


he wouldn't even need a 'finger spool' to send it to the surface :smilie39:



EDIT: talk about a 'fire coral' sting that would hurt!

cheebaweebie
10-22-2007, 12:09
This has been a good thread... I have throughly enjoyed reading through it...

danielh03
10-24-2007, 13:19
I was talking to my little brother last night, he just turned 18. I asked him if he would like to try scuba diving, and he said yes of course.... Then he looked me dead in the eye and asked me "can you have sex under water?" and won't your gear get tangled up?" He needs help!

jaldrich
10-24-2007, 15:55
I don't see any check boxes or ratings or anything for this on my dive log sheets... do you have to get a c-card for this?
:smiley2:

Tableleg
10-24-2007, 16:16
He needs help! If he only needs help, then what the heck do the rest of us need?!? :smiley36:

divnhank
10-25-2007, 23:14
I was looking for photos....

I dove with someone in Cayman who was always wearing a shirt saying "Dive Slut" anytime, anywhere, any buddy.

mike_s
10-26-2007, 21:29
I was looking for photos....

I dove with someone in Cayman who was always wearing a shirt saying "Dive Slut" anytime, anywhere, any buddy.


couple different places that sell those.

http://www.divegirl.com/gifs/diveslut.gif

http://images.cafepress.com/product/107772685v1_150x150_Front.JPG