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gtjason2000
09-07-2007, 09:11
I think we should have one

We have the land attire and then the swimsuit/wetsuit competition followed by scuba related question and answer portion and then talent portion.

Scuba-Bill
09-07-2007, 09:16
Maybe even synchronized swimming in full gear....:smilie39:

Capt Hook
09-07-2007, 09:29
Someone has too much time on his hands, me thinks!

GDiver
09-07-2007, 14:04
I'm afraid to even think about some of the "talents" that may show up.

dmdoss
09-07-2007, 14:07
I'm afraid to even think about some of the "talents" that may show up.

I've got a few.:smilie39:

ScottZeagle
09-07-2007, 14:36
I am teh winner...

I am already practicing my South Carolina accent for the question part...

Tableleg
09-07-2007, 15:04
I'd win the "Tripping over your fins and looking like a dufus" category!:smiley36:

Vercingetorix
09-07-2007, 15:23
Given that one of the longer topics in this forum concerns Farting, perhaps a talent might be Longest, Loudest, Juciest,

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Scubacookie
09-07-2007, 15:40
I would pay good money to see some synchro in scuba gear, that would be hysterical..... not really fair since you would have fins for help, but it would be funny.

plot
09-07-2007, 16:46
"What does a regulator do?"

"i personally believe, that regulators, are... things... cause, some people in our nation dont have regulators, and i beleive that our education such as south africa and the iraq and everywhere suchas, i beleive that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US.. or.. south africa and the asian countries, so we can help build up our future."

YellowfinKunkfish
09-07-2007, 17:28
"What does a regulator do?"

"i personally believe, that regulators, are... things... cause, some people in our nation dont have regulators, and i beleive that our education such as south africa and the iraq and everywhere suchas, i beleive that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US.. or.. south africa and the asian countries, so we can help build up our future."

:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

Scuba-Bill
09-07-2007, 18:04
"What does a regulator do?"

"i personally believe, that regulators, are... things... cause, some people in our nation dont have regulators, and i beleive that our education such as south africa and the iraq and everywhere suchas, i beleive that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US.. or.. south africa and the asian countries, so we can help build up our future."

That beats out the girl form South Carolina!

mm_dm
09-07-2007, 19:30
"What does a regulator do?"

"i personally believe, that regulators, are... things... cause, some people in our nation dont have regulators, and i beleive that our education such as south africa and the iraq and everywhere suchas, i beleive that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US.. or.. south africa and the asian countries, so we can help build up our future."

Sounds like a certain elected official...

Tableleg
09-07-2007, 20:20
"What does a regulator do?"

"i personally believe, that regulators, are... things... cause, some people in our nation dont have regulators, and i beleive that our education such as south africa and the iraq and everywhere suchas, i beleive that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US.. or.. south africa and the asian countries, so we can help build up our future."
:smilie39::smiley36::smilie39:
That it. You win.
:smilie39:

scubasamurai
09-07-2007, 20:23
what about having the fastest ascent to the surface, that should thin the crowd out a little.

danielh03
09-07-2007, 20:42
100M dash wearing fins!

gtjason2000
09-07-2007, 22:28
this was supposed to be a ms./mrs. not mr. scubatoys pageant

Vercingetorix
09-08-2007, 17:24
this was supposed to be a ms./mrs. not mr. scubatoys pageantBut, I'm a guy, and I wanna enter!!! That's sexist. I'm suing!!!!:smiley36:

gtjason2000
09-09-2007, 11:03
this was supposed to be a ms./mrs. not mr. scubatoys pageantBut, I'm a guy, and I wanna enter!!! That's sexist. I'm suing!!!!:smiley36:

well depending on how you look in a bikini I might let you in:smiley2:

Vercingetorix
09-09-2007, 16:29
well depending on how you look in a bikini I might let you inHave you ever seen a 55 year-old, out-of-shape, pot-bellied, balding guy in a Speedo?

// I dare you to get that image out of your head...

Disneymom
09-09-2007, 18:42
Thanks a lot, Rick.


(I think plot's got it in the bag with his speech.)

ertechsg
09-09-2007, 18:52
well depending on how you look in a bikini I might let you inHave you ever seen a 55 year-old, out-of-shape, pot-bellied, balding guy in a Speedo?

// I dare you to get that image out of your head...
Ok I'm not going and no pic posting PLEASE:smiley19: