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foo3
09-10-2007, 11:11
Sorry but these were funny and i had to post it

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (http://www.myspace.com/#)...........
1 (http://www.myspace.com/#). WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS (http://www.myspace.com/#).

2 (http://www.myspace.com/#). WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD & (http://www.myspace.com/#); WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO (http://www.myspace.com/#)-HOO (http://www.myspace.com/#)!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND (http://www.myspace.com/#).

3 (http://www.myspace.com/#). WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO (http://www.myspace.com/#).

4 (http://www.myspace.com/#). IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE (http://www.myspace.com/#), WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO (http://www.myspace.com/#).

5 (http://www.myspace.com/#). WE DROP OUR 3 (http://www.myspace.com/#):00 A (http://www.myspace.com/#).M (http://www.myspace.com/#). SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY (http://www.myspace.com/#), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT (http://www.myspace.com/#)

6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH (http://www.myspace.com/#).

7 (http://www.myspace.com/#). WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD (http://www.myspace.com/#)! I LOVE THIS SONG (http://www.myspace.com/#)!" (http://www.myspace.com/#)

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER (http://www.myspace.com/#)/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US (http://www.myspace.com/#)

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER (http://www.myspace.com/#).

10. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY (http://www.myspace.com/#).

11. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT (http://www.myspace.com/#).

12. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER (http://www.myspace.com/#), WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE (http://www.myspace.com/#), BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN (http://www.myspace.com/#).

13. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING (http://www.myspace.com/#), "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT (http://www.myspace.com/#)...

" 14. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S UP WHEN WE SIT ON IT (http://www.myspace.com/#).

15. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE (http://www.myspace.com/#)-DOWN MOVES (http://www.myspace.com/#).

16. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (http://www.myspace.com/#) (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING AND TAKE A QUICK NAP (http://www.myspace.com/#).

17. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT (http://www.myspace.com/#).

Foo2
09-10-2007, 11:18
Ahhhh the truth...it hurts sometimes.

foo3
09-10-2007, 11:21
haha some of it reminds me of the cruise lol

dallasdivergirl
09-10-2007, 12:27
ahhh, the good old days.

After I had a series of black outs from excessive drinking and waking up in a ditch in my car, I learned moderation is a very good thing.

Osprey
09-10-2007, 12:43
#5 is completely me, only it's pizza. Somehow.. someway.. it's always pizza..

Cheddarchick
09-10-2007, 15:47
Ouch.....I was 20 once, thank god I outgrew it....

picxie
09-10-2007, 15:59
Oh I can so relate ...

YellowfinKunkfish
09-10-2007, 16:21
#6, #6, and #6 again!:smilie39:

foo3
09-10-2007, 16:30
whats sad is i just counted and i can relate to 14 of those things.. how sad is that. lol but im still young its all good haha

ertechsg
09-10-2007, 16:49
Ouch.....I was 20 once, thank god I outgrew it....
Outgrew or lived through?

Vercingetorix
09-10-2007, 17:37
ertechsq,

You have dared post in the Women's Issues forum. Evisceration to follow.

Charlotte Smith
09-10-2007, 19:52
Drinking helps us deal with the idiots......

scuba Widow
09-10-2007, 20:41
Ouch.....I was 20 once, thank god I outgrew it....
Outgrew or lived through?

I outgrew it and lived though it...sometimes wish could do it again.

dmdoss
09-10-2007, 23:58
OK, sorry for the intrusion, but I seen these video about drinking and had to share them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y8MlMda3eU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJCdkVeEqlM

foo
09-12-2007, 00:21
I know that Al Gore invented the internet, but I invented the "Woo-Hoo" dance. ;)

Anne Eastwell
09-12-2007, 01:20
So, so true.... a bit sad when you stop and think about it!

foo3
09-12-2007, 11:03
haha i love you mom thats great

Liv7301
09-12-2007, 19:17
I was a music major so I identify with number 7. It was our job to know both German song cycles by Schubert, and the lyrics to all good dance club hits. And by age 19 we would drive the 45 mins to Cornwall, Canada to go to a club there and drink freely.

Foo2
09-13-2007, 09:41
I know that Al Gore invented the internet, but I invented the "Woo-Hoo" dance. ;)

The "Woo-Hoo" dance, huh? I'm pretty sure you might have passed that gene on to me. :smiley36:

Liv7301
09-13-2007, 19:55
I am envisioning the women of the Foo Clan doing the woo-hoo dance...

It's amusing. :smiley1:

ScubaJenn81
09-14-2007, 10:18
I never ever did any of that.... :biggrinangelA:

caroln
09-14-2007, 15:55
I never ever did any of that.... :biggrinangelA:

I don't remember doing any of that, so therefore I never did it either (unless there are pics to prove otherwise) :smiley11:

aquababe66
09-14-2007, 20:45
ahhh, the good old days.

After I had a series of black outs from excessive drinking and waking up in a ditch in my car, I learned moderation is a very good thing.

Unless you're drinking at home... then go for it and do the woo-hoo dance! Oh hunny.... :banana::banana:

foo
09-16-2007, 01:52
I am envisioning the women of the Foo Clan doing the woo-hoo dance...

It's amusing. :smiley1:

As if you wouldn't join us...;)

Liv7301
09-16-2007, 16:20
I am envisioning the women of the Foo Clan doing the woo-hoo dance...

It's amusing. :smiley1:

As if you wouldn't join us...;)

Alas, it is true. I would be woo-hooing right along with you, probably with John covering his face and laughing at my expense!

wifeofdzorn00
09-17-2007, 16:25
It is so unbeliveable, I was at a bar the other night and my husband( i think he came in hear and read this one) Shouted OMG it is true as he sat there and watched this group of women, drunk off of their @$$, hands up in the air, WOO HOOing every one in sight, when the night was done they all "LOVED" eachother so much and two of them sat down on the curb waiting for valet and I think one of them actually blacked out. My husband was dying, I didn't understand what was so funny but now I know..... That was hilarious....:smilie39:

Vercingetorix
09-17-2007, 17:03
For those of us who no longer run the bars (as I used to do), would one of you ladies be so kind as to shoot a video of the "woo-hoo" dance and post it on the web with a URL link here. I've no idea what the "woo-hoo" dance is.

Is this, perhaps a secret ritual designed to attract prospective mates? I would attend the site of these rituals myself, except I would then be REALLY looking for a mate...again. Perhaps your cell phone will video and you can post it.

thank you

OhNoLucy
09-18-2007, 13:44
A group of my 40+ yo girlfriends all did the woohoo dance just Saturday night at our local lake bar. We weren't even that drunk. It's just fun to let the wind blow in your hair and shake it like you just don't care! Our husbands just shake their heads, enjoy the show and take a bow when we leave.

foo
09-18-2007, 23:12
Perhaps your cell phone will video and you can post it.

thank you

Vercing, :smilie39:! I bet wild horses couldn't drag any woman on this site to post a video of themselves doing the WOO-HOO dance! The Woo-Hoo is such a special thing- it only comes around a few times in a persons life, and not meant to make one famous- which is what would happen if it were posted on the www. :smiley2:

wifeofdzorn00
09-19-2007, 05:53
My husband has been known to read this thread, I can bet with in the next few days or so he will read your question Vercing and there may be a post of the "woo-hoo" dance ritual. (of course it won't be of me, I do not do that sort of thing):billdance::billdance:

Vercingetorix
09-19-2007, 08:05
wifeofdzorn: Thanks for the "video". I did a google video search and was unsuccessful. BTW...love your avatar.

Foo: I believe the Foo clan are well known here for their courage to show the world Who the Foo Clan Are, without regard to how others may think. Come on...get Foo2, Foo3,you (and if they've the guts, the Foo men) to show us the Foo Woo-Hoo Dance

DZorn00
09-19-2007, 11:15
My husband has been known to read this thread, I can bet with in the next few days or so he will read your question Vercing and there may be a post of the "woo-hoo" dance ritual. (of course it won't be of me, I do not do that sort of thing):billdance::billdance:

Why Oh Why! did I refer my wife to this forum, now I am going to get into trouble and she will tell all my secrets!!

CC1020
09-19-2007, 12:05
Very funny, thanks for sharing... still laughing here

Foo2
09-19-2007, 12:28
wifeofdzorn: Thanks for the "video". I did a google video search and was unsuccessful. BTW...love your avatar.

Foo: I believe the Foo clan are well known here for their courage to show the world Who the Foo Clan Are, without regard to how others may think. Come on...get Foo2, Foo3,you (and if they've the guts, the Foo men) to show us the Foo Woo-Hoo Dance

Rick,
I just don't know if the Foo Woo-Hoo Dance is something that can be recreated without the proper environment. You're just gonna have to find some time to party with the Foo Family. That's the only way we can do the Woo-Hoo dance justice. It would just be wrong otherwise.:smiley36:

Vercingetorix
09-19-2007, 12:51
Rick,
I just don't know if the Foo Woo-Hoo Dance is something that can be recreated without the proper environment. You're just gonna have to find some time to party with the Foo Family. That's the only way we can do the Woo-Hoo dance justice. It would just be wrong otherwise.:smiley36:And by "proper environment" you mean "drunk off your collective @$$e$."

Well,the Foo Clan should make a pilgrimage to ScubaToys (you KNOW you WANT to) and do the the Foo Woo-Hoo for the ST web-cam. I'll come watch in person. Then we all go party and dive at CSSP.

foo3
09-19-2007, 19:32
vercing, foo (mom) and i both agree that we both would rather dive first party later.. then you would definitely see the foo woo hoo dance lol but i volunteer to post the video! lol

scuba Widow
09-30-2007, 21:15
I wish sometimes that I could go back to those days, at least for one night.

Vercingetorix
10-01-2007, 13:42
vercing, foo (mom) and i both agree that we both would rather dive first party later.. then you would definitely see the foo woo hoo dance lol but i volunteer to post the video! lolFoos Gone Wild

Can I pre-order at ScubaToys?

monarch11180
10-02-2007, 13:40
well the toilet seat lid one happens to me even when i am not drunk! lol

foo
10-02-2007, 23:01
Foos Gone Wild

Can I pre-order at ScubaToys?

FOOS GONE WILD
UNCENSORED/UNRATED
MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

Talk to Larry or Joe... maybe they'll make you a deal. :smilie40:

bmax
10-03-2007, 14:20
:smilie39::smilie39: How true.

Here is a great woo-hoo dance I found on the web. lol...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObUO2IOWuQ

scubajane
10-03-2007, 21:02
I thought the woo-hoo dance was a private event to be enjoyed only in person or embellished by faulty memories

Chocoholic
10-06-2007, 13:04
Oh man, that is hilarious. All along I thought that was the I'm in Cabo and nobody knows me dance :smiley17:

Anne Eastwell
10-15-2007, 22:51
ahhh, the good old days.

After I had a series of black outs from excessive drinking and waking up in a ditch in my car, I learned moderation is a very good thing.



Ouch! good for you, I'm still learning occasionally...