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scubastud
10-01-2010, 05:42
I am sure most of you get lists like these emailed to you a lot. I may read them, get a chuckle out of one or two things, then delete.
This list is great... I had to share!

Truths For Mature Humans


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I
swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they
said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from
3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years
for men to realize that their brain is also important.
(Ladies.....Quit Laughing)

navyhmc
10-01-2010, 06:16
Most excellent stud...most excellent!!!

Rileybri
10-01-2010, 07:33
bravo, bravo!

chinacat46
10-01-2010, 07:40
Great list. A few really hit the nail on the head.

TwistedSister209
10-01-2010, 07:58
Thanks for the laugh...I needed it.

TJDiver
10-01-2010, 08:08
I have one that kind of goes along with #1. When out on the town, and you end up in jail, a good friend will bail you out, regardless of the hour. A best friend will be sitting there beside you. :smiley36:

emclean
10-01-2010, 09:04
WHAT?

jans
10-01-2010, 10:18
I love # 20. A daily occurance 5:15 p.m., Woodall Rodgers and I 35.

want2Bdivin
10-09-2010, 20:19
#10, 12 & 14, I'm right there with you. :smiley32:

PACKRMAN
10-10-2010, 08:41
Helmet????

Who needs a helmet?

scubagirlj
10-10-2010, 08:46
outstanding SS!

Godfather1138
10-10-2010, 11:03
Great list! Totally worth the share. Thanks for the laugh