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scubastud
11-23-2010, 08:06
I have the pool, the inept guard, I am building the unecessarly slow dipping mechanism and I think I have a line on some mutated ill tempered sea bass. :smiley20:

The issue is finding LETHAL lightweight waterproof lasers. So far this is all I come up with. No good. :smiley19:

Underwater Laser Systems (http://www.cmapsystems.com/uwlasers.htm)

I can't wait to see the look on my goody two shoes nemesis' face!

navyhmc
11-23-2010, 08:28
I hope you've filed your EPS impact statement on mounting fricking laser beams on sharks....:smiley36:

ScubaToys Larry
11-23-2010, 08:39
Class 4 Burning, Cutting Lasers (http://www.amazing1.com/burning-lasers.htm#gun)

Rileybri
11-23-2010, 09:40
I would think Largo would be you man for this job not Joe and Larry. Then again I am not unconvinced that they are all one in the same......

navyhmc
11-23-2010, 10:04
And in other news...Police in Burlington, Vermont can not explain the sudden and mysterious disappeanrance of one of it's residents. Last seen early on Tuesday morning... Other resients recall seeing a one eyed man with a Persian cat muttering what sounded like "He's insolent" in the area.

Rileybri
11-23-2010, 10:41
I am allergic to puss....... cats.

Vercingetorix
11-23-2010, 10:57
Other residents recall seeing a one eyed man with a Persian cat muttering what sounded like "He's insolent" in the area.

You mean this guy? View Profile: Largo (http://forum.scubatoys.com/members/largo-3966/)

Straegen
11-23-2010, 12:17
Screw lasers on sharks... I would create giant trained mutant pistol shrimp.

YouTube - The Amazing Killer Pistol Shrimp From Sun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeFUO2F7Gvw&feature=related)

navyhmc
11-23-2010, 13:25
But are they foul tempered Pistol Shrimp?

Straegen
11-23-2010, 13:31
Mind controlled!

ScubaToys Larry
11-23-2010, 13:52
Shrimp?!?! We are working on getting a wholesale price to sell sharktopus. Sharktopus (http://www.scubadivingtube.com/videos/1011/sharktopus)

Straegen
11-23-2010, 20:47
Shrimp?!?! We are working on getting a wholesale price to sell sharktopus. Sharktopus (http://www.scubadivingtube.com/videos/1011/sharktopus)

I think my giant mutated shrimp could take one, but I have to admit it has a VERY catchy theme song.

YouTube - Sharktopus Movie Theme Song - By the Cheetah Whores (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev_uFa5PjZw)

Davetowz
11-24-2010, 11:18
Hmm, burning laser would eliminate need for dive knife or scissors also...... are these lasers pos or neg bouyant?

Largo
11-25-2010, 18:54
Stud,
Lasers on fish are a pipe dream. What you want are microwave emitters. All you need is an old Amana Radar Range, a car battery, a DC motor, a coil, a solenoid, and one of those spacebags. But, you need a really big fish to carry all of that around. And, the fish needs to be on board with the project.

navyhmc
11-25-2010, 20:48
How do you think Giant Squid would work Largo?

mzbdiver
11-25-2010, 23:58
Stud,
Lasers on fish are a pipe dream. What you want are microwave emitters. All you need is an old Amana Radar Range, a car battery, a DC motor, a coil, a solenoid, and one of those spacebags. But, you need a really big fish to carry all of that around. And, the fish needs to be on board with the project.

No problem!