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11-27-2010, 23:46
So, people ask me, "When did you learn about Santa Claus?"
I say, " '73, just like everyone else."

Pops wasn't working, money was tight. If there ever was a Christmas we needed Saint Nick, that was the year. I still remember Dad telling me Santa wasn't coming.

Didn't know about Commies and such, just knew they were bad. Can't find any references on the internet, the CIA must have expunged them. I'll always remember Pops telling me, Santa wouldn't give up the list, no matter what. So the commie fighter jets tracking him took him out over East Berlin, November 31st, 1973.

In my nightmares, I can hear the reindeer scream.

So, where were you, and how old were you, when you found out about Santa?

11-28-2010, 08:37
I want to repost this!! you are a sick and twisted individual inventor..... I wanna dive with you someday!!

11-28-2010, 09:55
Santa is dead???

Can't be! Won't believe it. Hell, I saw the bugger out in fromt of Macy's just yesterday!

OMG!!! An imposter. I'm calling Homeland Security! Who knows, who he really is or what he's up to, I just know he was giving candy to little kids!!!!

12-10-2010, 16:34
Bump. C'mon people, serious question, when did you learn about Santa? My brother told me when I was probably five.