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Splitlip
12-07-2010, 20:03
They say you combine your pet's name and your street name to get your porn star name. If that is so then my porn star name would be ... Teddy Roosevelt.. lol

So what's your porn star name???

Well Teddy was my Grand Parents dog and I lived on Rossevelt ave for a while.

As a kid my dog was Kongo and I lived on 245th st. Kongo 245???

But when I moved to Long Island...Lucky Salem!

more current..PomPom Ridge.

jbres1
12-07-2010, 20:09
Lets see,

Midnight Madison, Spirit Steeplechase, Cisco Valley, and Lucy Canyon. Looks like I had a sex change during the last move.

Jim breslin

Davetowz
12-07-2010, 20:16
Ginger Oil.

Glub000
12-07-2010, 20:25
Burney 14, Ladd 8, Trusty 37 and now Zoe Cherry. I also had an opperation.

Splitlip
12-07-2010, 20:25
Nice, guys!

Actually as I was walking PomPom, I realized my daughter's fish's name is Calvin. Calvin Ridge????

scubatrucker
12-07-2010, 20:26
Bugsy Hackney?

bigman241
12-07-2010, 20:29
Big loven lmao

scubastud
12-07-2010, 20:32
Torque Bahia

Hunter Crescent

Luke Campbell

Kinda fun!

Kinda fun isn't another name.. I mean this is kinda fun... cmon, who would name their pet "Kinda"?

bennerman
12-07-2010, 20:32
My name is Dylan, so it is either Dill-pickle, Dill-icious, or Dill-do :P

scubastud
12-07-2010, 20:54
benny... what street do you live on?

inventor
12-07-2010, 20:57
Mancha Walnut. (Dog)

It's first pet, and street you lived on as a kid.

Or, Whitey Walnut. (Cat)

navyhmc
12-07-2010, 20:57
Willie Moro???

inventor
12-07-2010, 20:58
Willie Moro???


And the sequel, Moro Free Willie.

Largo
12-07-2010, 20:59
Adolfo Celi

Splitlip
12-07-2010, 21:02
And the sequel, Moro Free Willie.

And the porn version..

"Free THE Willy."

Glub000
12-07-2010, 21:16
Didn't Adolfo Celi star in "Shaving Ryan's Privates"?:smilie39:

scubastud
12-07-2010, 21:34
Oh! First pet.. and street I lived on as a kid.. then it would be

Nicky Selfridge

Aww man, Torque Bahia sounds better.

scubagirlj
12-07-2010, 21:42
pepper red........ really

BSea
12-07-2010, 22:08
Ok, I'll play. But I was an Air Force Brat, so we lived in several places with more than a few pets.

Simba Vine

Tica Gillespie

Bo Sycamore

Rebel Bradshaw

And a recent one Joe Joe Drew

Diver Kat
12-07-2010, 22:38
Let me see now ...... trying to remember all the dogs names, and all the streets we lived on. As you can tell, we & the dogs moved a lot!


Prince Willett
Bourbon Huguenot
Athena Huguenot
Delilah Old Kingston
Delilah Stewart
Delilah Windy Trails
Delilah Mountain Laurel
Sydney Mountain Laurel
Sandy Mountain Laurel
Sydney Ravens
Sandy Ravens
Syenna Ravens
Sami Ravens
Sadie Ravens

Now if you want to include the hamsters I'd have to add Kate Mountain Laurel & Allie Mountain Laurel! LOL! (Somehow the child unit got hooked on the tv show Kate & Allie!)

Out of the lot of them, Bourbon sounds the best ..... :smiley36:

bennerman
12-07-2010, 22:54
benny... what street do you live on?

Fleet street... I am thinking of becoming a barber :p

Davetowz
12-07-2010, 23:52
Funny how this kind of post gets awesome response! I just remembered an older one, Cuddles Ainsworth! this method is righteous!

oddbod
12-08-2010, 00:17
Butch Diamond:smiley2:

scubastud
12-08-2010, 00:22
Fleet street... I am thinking of becoming a barber :p

So you would be Dylan Fleet.

Not bad.

Jack Hammer
12-08-2010, 01:25
Let's see, my choices were:
Sweatpea Maple (??seriously)
Sam Redwood
or ... Jack Hammer


Guess which one I chose?!?

=D

Vercingetorix
12-08-2010, 07:19
Nick Hanover

scubastud
12-08-2010, 07:25
Let's see, my choices were:
Sweatpea Maple (??seriously)
Sam Redwood
or ... Jack Hammer


Guess which one I chose?!?

=D

And the winner is .. :smiley20:

chinacat46
12-08-2010, 07:34
LadyByrd Sunset

Noff or Smirnoff Schaghticoke (Noff was a nickname for Smirnoff)

Lucas Bermont

scubatrucker
12-08-2010, 07:40
Weldon Dowd

Vercingetorix
12-08-2010, 07:56
Weldon Dowd

Yeah...riiiiiight.

divingmedic
12-08-2010, 08:33
Ruff Tex. That has to be a odd porn star name.

jans
12-08-2010, 09:07
Rocky Road ?

Kitty Ridge???

scubagirlj
12-08-2010, 09:14
there was also eeyore lum & kitty stanton

bottomdweller
12-08-2010, 10:15
Turd Turtle Pond...

Noob
12-08-2010, 10:17
Long Shank

Scuba Pete
12-08-2010, 10:18
I got Sydney Regent
Sunny Ridgeview
Rama Ridgeview
Jayda George
Jayda Chesterton

Grizbear98
12-08-2010, 10:18
Morgan McCaffery

mm2002
12-08-2010, 10:21
Ozzy Hampden hey, I kinda like it! This is kinda cool, thanks PomPom! oh...I mean Teddy. :smiley36:

TJDiver
12-08-2010, 10:35
Well, I have no clue what street we lived on when I got my first dog, but he was a chihuahua I named Speedy Gonzales...soooo, I guess I would be Speedy something or another. I imagine a name like that would make for a short lived porn career, eh. :smiley36:

Gonnagettanked
12-08-2010, 11:17
PJ Walcott, Asia Holyoke, Ruby Haverhill, Allie Haverhill

Vercingetorix
12-08-2010, 11:36
Turd Turtle Pond...

Fetish p.o.r.n, right

//sorry for the periods there; filter won't permit the actual word

divingmedic
12-08-2010, 14:30
Well, I have no clue what street we lived on when I got my first dog, but he was a chihuahua I named Speedy Gonzales...soooo, I guess I would be Speedy something or another. I imagine a name like that would make for a short lived porn career, eh. :smiley36:

Or specialize in porn for quickies.:smiley36::smilie39::smiley36::smilie39:

Noob
12-08-2010, 14:38
Thought of another

Oliver Clotheshoff

scubagirlj
12-08-2010, 14:45
Or specialize in porn for quickies.:smiley36::smilie39::smiley36::smilie39:
just gave me a great idea for a new book,"porn for dummies"

jet126
12-08-2010, 14:59
Mickey Minami. Which sounds very teeny-bopper popstar Hannah-Montana-ish and not very porn at all.

But if we take my current name it would be Ellie Fillmore. Which almost sounds like a naughty librarian ...

TwIsTeD
12-08-2010, 15:38
Muffin Flair or Copper Miller LOL

awap
12-08-2010, 16:28
Tough question.

First name is definitely Willie

I have narrowed the last name down to two choices but just can't decide whether to go with Taylor or Turner. Tough decision.

NAUIWowee
12-08-2010, 16:40
Beauregard Oak

Good thing we're not talking about when I was a kid. It would have been Skipper Meadowlake.

scubagirlj
12-08-2010, 17:12
Beauregard Oak

Good thing we're not talking about when I was a kid. It would have been Skipper Meadowlake.
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:yeah, good thing:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

Vercingetorix
12-08-2010, 17:14
just gave me a great idea for a new book,"porn for dummies"

And you're an expert because...?

scubagirlj
12-08-2010, 17:25
no comment

scubajane
12-08-2010, 18:53
Pixie Lucas
Rex Lucas
Marvin Doe
Henrietta Doe
Winchester Riverside

Velvet Jones
Waikiki Jones

PACKRMAN
12-10-2010, 19:59
Patches Frog Creek Rd
?????????????????????

I'm guessing not a big seller

Beefcake
12-11-2010, 10:11
Stomper Ash
Tonka Miller
Skittles Barnes

(The last one is embarassing; that's what I get for letting my GF's kids name my dog... Makes me feel a little self conscious when I have to call my dog on a construction site).

chinacat46
12-11-2010, 11:16
I had a neighbor who named his dog stains. He would stand on the front porch and yell come stains come.

TwistedSister209
12-11-2010, 11:32
Boomer 1903
Chloe Westover
Rocky Road