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Aquatrax
12-24-2010, 06:34
Dear Santa,

Where the hell do you get off being so judgmental? All this, who's naughty and who's nice BS is starting to piss me off. I'll show you naughty, how about I post the video I shot of you and that Elf at the couples resort in Jamaica last year?

I haven't forgotten the lump of coal from last year either.

This year, 2 tickets for a live-aboard in Truk Lagoon in my stocking and a rEvo III rebreather under the tree or I mail the photos to Mrs Claus. You know which photos I'm talking about.

You have till 2am Christmas morning to comply or next year it's pungee sticks in the fire place.


Love,

Aquatrax

TwistedSister209
12-24-2010, 06:42
Good luck, Aquatrax.
I'll be happy to post the pictures on my blog.
Just sayin', Santa. . . .

scubagirlj
12-24-2010, 08:52
Dear Santa-
I want to be like Barbie. That b**ch has EVERYTHING!
Love- scubagirlj

Vercingetorix
12-24-2010, 09:08
Dear Aquatrax,

I would like a word with you...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Tbsu6p2u-TIGzM:http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5056/evilsantaby3.jpg&t=1

signed,

Santa

P.S. As a Texas resident, I have a CHL

Vercingetorix
12-24-2010, 09:19
I located the elf referred to by OP.

http://www.richardemery.com/images/aquatrax_elf.jpg

Looks vaguely familiar.

Now, were it THIS elf, there would be no problem:
http://www.fancydresscode.co.uk/images/LEG%20AVENUE%20ELF.jpg

Aquatrax
12-24-2010, 09:23
Dear Aquatrax,

I would like a word with you...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Tbsu6p2u-TIGzM:http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5056/evilsantaby3.jpg&t=1

signed,

Santa

P.S. As a Texas resident, I have a CHL

Talk is cheap big man, you have my demands. Now deliver the goods!

Ps The elves will mock you when they find out I capped you with your own weapon

Pss I also know about the hobo last year during St Patty's day, Just Sayin....

Vercingetorix
12-24-2010, 09:29
Talk is cheap big man, you have my demands. Now deliver the goods!

Ps The elves will mock you when they find out I capped you with your own weapon

Pss I also know about the hobo last year during St Patty's day, Just Sayin....

See my post #5. Concerning the hobo...the body was never found. Good eatin', too.

Davetowz
12-24-2010, 09:44
I really have to meet all of you, dive a lil and a fun SI no doubt!

scubagirlj
12-24-2010, 09:48
if i lived in ohio i'd want to leave also(lived in cleveland & grove city for 6 years so i know!)

bennerman
12-24-2010, 10:15
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, they say they will break them if you don't do what they say, please help.

Yours Truly,
Little Drummer Boy

scubagirlj
12-24-2010, 10:26
8554ijs........

Aquatrax
12-24-2010, 11:44
I am tracking you over Sydney, Santa, if that is your real name. Better pick up the pace!

Aquatrax
12-25-2010, 11:59
Wanna play hard ball huh?, I had a feeling you might try to pull some BS. No tickets, no rebreather, no problem. I'm posting the vid, the photos are in the mail and for a bonus, better check the corral, Let's just say I'll be dining on Blitzen Venison Burgers tonight.

See ya next year!

he3r0
12-29-2010, 17:56
yeah satan!! what is the deal?! all i wanted was a set of poseidons.. and got aftershave for next three years...
we need to have a talk.