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Vercingetorix
01-14-2011, 09:01
I'm going to patent air. All you who use air in your tanks owe me $1 per tank as royalties.

Wood Stick Patent (http://www.google.com/patents?id=hhYJAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#v=onepage&q&f=false)

tacofranklin
01-14-2011, 09:15
I love America

Aquatrax
01-14-2011, 10:05
and so it begins, the demise of the human race marked by this singular event. Out of the ashes, a new civilization will arise. It shall be known as Idiopia (copyright), and land of blissful, window licking paste eaters.

Straegen
01-14-2011, 10:31
Too late Idiocracy called it.

Idiocracy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy#Plot)

TJDiver
01-14-2011, 11:32
Too late Idiocracy called it.

Idiocracy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy#Plot)

Ah...ya beat me to it. :smiley2:

Aquatrax
01-14-2011, 12:04
I love that movie, Idiopia is a completely different place, no electrolytes

tacofranklin
01-14-2011, 12:46
I love that movie, Idiopia is a completely different place, no electrolytes
What are electrolytes? I dont know but they are extremely awesome and brawndo is completely full of them. And they help plants grow. Thats why you should drink water cuz water is from a toilet and i never seen plants grow out of a toilet.
YouTube - Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04)

inventor
01-14-2011, 21:05
That is a patent application, not a patent. The last document is a letter addressing the reexamination, in other words, the patent was denied. The reexamination determined that the claims were cancelled. The reexamination result was, the patent was denied. It would have had to have been ammended with drawings acceptable under PTO standards, also.

Lulubelle
01-14-2011, 21:06
That is a patent application, not a patent. The last document is a letter addressing the reexamination, in other words, the patent was denied. The reexamination determined that the claims were cancelled. The reexamination result was, the patent was denied. It would have had to have been ammended with drawings acceptable under PTO standards, also.

I love it when you talk geek to me inventor.:smiley2:

inventor
01-14-2011, 21:10
I love it when you talk geek to me inventor.:smiley2:

I don't speak Klingon, but I know how too Deep Space.....

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Diver Kat
01-15-2011, 00:09
Has Splits seen this yet?? We all know his great love for sticks!! :smilie39:

Lulubelle
01-15-2011, 19:43
I don't speak Klingon, but I know how too Deep Space.....

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Swoon.:smiley9: