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Vercingetorix
01-19-2011, 07:15
Bottled water costs extra.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/01/12/1225986/089121-streets-of-monaco.jpg

Full article here (http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/b-streets-of-monaco-yacht-a-floating-city/story-e6frfq80-1225986092068=)

Yes, the little yellow boat is a submarine. that's a sand beach around the pool. The street is a go-kart track.

Aquatrax
01-19-2011, 07:35
All right, who the hell parked their helicopter on my tennis court? Jeeves, have that monstrosity pushed overboard. I'll be in the Sauna drinking a unicorn tear martini from my crystal skull goblet.

TwistedSister209
01-19-2011, 08:12
Where's my fairy godmother? I want to be a guest on that ship!

Vercingetorix
01-19-2011, 08:26
I want to be a guest on that ship!

If you're a guest, you'd have to put up with the owner who is a total douche named Francois or Xavier. You have to laugh at all his jokes and make polite table conversation while this pathetic, venal, little man gropes you under the table. Is it worth the price? Well, is it? :)

TwistedSister209
01-19-2011, 08:30
Hmmm......let me think about that for a second. Given that Xavier or Fracois would be ancient and wearing an inappropriate Speedo.
Uh, I'd have to pass. My patience is totally zip on that level, and someone would have to bail me out jail.

inventor
01-19-2011, 08:39
My butler's valet's assistant cabana boy has one just like this. I've always admired the strength of character one must possess to live in such poverty. How did you know his name was Xavier Francios Le Douche?

bigman241
01-19-2011, 08:45
thats my small boat, my flagship is in cayman :smiley36:

TJDiver
01-19-2011, 10:14
If you're a guest, you'd have to put up with the owner who is a total douche named Francois or Xavier. You have to laugh at all his jokes and make polite table conversation while this pathetic, venal, little man gropes you under the table. Is it worth the price? Well, is it? :)

I thought your name was Rick? :smiley36:

Vercingetorix
01-19-2011, 11:02
I thought your name was Rick? :smiley36:

As my finger lingers over the "TJDiver -- Ban" button, I pause, ever so briefly, to consider the life-changes consequences such an act might entail. And I withdraw my finger. Just this once.

Diver Kat
01-19-2011, 13:57
Says it will carry up to 16 guests .... too crowded for my tastes! When it comes to dive boats, I prefer fast 6-packs! :smiley2:

diversteve
01-19-2011, 15:38
I'll take Eclipse - it's bigger - and actually exists... Superyacht Eclipse: World's Largest Yacht Delivered (http://www.superyachts.com/news/superyacht-eclipse:-worlds-largest-yacht-delivered-998.htm)

http://www.superyachts.com/image_jpeg/585/290/80//cms/news_item/4389.jpg

Aquatrax
01-19-2011, 16:32
I'll take Eclipse - it's bigger - and actually exists... Superyacht Eclipse: World's Largest Yacht Delivered (http://www.superyachts.com/news/superyacht-eclipse:-worlds-largest-yacht-delivered-998.htm)

Now that's a dingy, they should sink it so we can dive it

tacofranklin
01-19-2011, 19:19
That thing looks huge for 16 people.

K9Pig
01-20-2011, 02:15
But where is the tennis court for my helicopter to land on.

navyhmc
01-20-2011, 03:45
But where is the tennis court for my helicopter to land on.

We can just stretch a net onthe bow....

Vercingetorix
01-20-2011, 05:42
But where is the tennis court for my helicopter to land on.

We can just stretch a net onthe bow....

The chopper is on the tennis court at the left.

scubastud
01-26-2011, 18:38
I'm on a boat!

(language)

YouTube - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&feature=channel)

bigman241
01-26-2011, 18:49
so who is doing ball retrieval in their gear
We can just stretch a net onthe bow....

navyhmc
01-27-2011, 02:14
so who is doing ball retrieval in their gear

No one...any balls that go overboard become targets for the skeet shooters on the stern.