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alpha
01-20-2011, 22:16
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/burglars-steal-snort-cocaine-turns-out-to-be-mans-ashes/ (http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/burglars-steal-snort-cocaine-turns-out-to-be-mans-ashes/:smilie39:)

5 burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two Great Danes, believing they had stolen urns filled with illegal drugs.:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

The ashes of an anonymous woman’s father and two Danes were stolen from her home in central Florida on December 15th along with electronic equipment and jewelry.etc.etc.etc.

After realizing they were snorting man and beast:smilie39:, the kids allegedly contemplated returning the ashes but instead opted to throw them in a nearby lake, fearing their fingerprints might be on the urn.

Vercingetorix
01-21-2011, 06:06
Wow. Just...no...words. Morans

emclean
01-21-2011, 06:56
Keith Richards did it, so isn't it cool now?

TJDiver
01-21-2011, 07:00
I wonder if they now have a strong urge to lay in the middle of the road, and lick their own butts? :smilie39:

scubagirlj
01-21-2011, 08:58
I wonder if they now have a strong urge to lay in the middle of the road, and lick their own butts? :smilie39:
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