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Vercingetorix
01-28-2011, 08:12
According to this article, we don't have enough strippers for the "exotic" clubs here in D/FW. We need 10,000 more, to be exact. It doesn't say male or female; both are probably needed. So...if you need a little extra cash to pay for your diving hobby, they're promising big bucks.

'Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl' (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/sports/nfl/super_bowl/012711-Dallas-Fort-Worth-Needs-10,000-More-Strippers-for-Super-Bowl)

Mind you, I am NOT suggesting that you apply. I'm just advising my fellow divers of this money-making opportunity.

//Didn't know which sub-forum to put this in. Man's forum? I think not. Women's forum? Then, I'm a sexist; so, no. Used Stuff For Sale? Perhaps.

scubastud
01-28-2011, 08:26
LOL ten thousand!?
Dang... I guess there will also be a run on the banks to scarf up all the "ones" as well.

Vercingetorix
01-28-2011, 09:00
Ya know, SS, you might consider. Your wife sent this to me.

http://www.richardemery.com/images/scubastud_blonde.jpg

scubastud
01-28-2011, 13:06
Actually my hair used to be that color.. and a bit longer. Can't say I like the new tat.
But aint complaining.. at least ya didn't give me boobies.

TJDiver
01-28-2011, 13:25
Actually my hair used to be that color.. and a bit longer. Can't say I like the new tat.
But aint complaining.. at least ya didn't give me boobies.

Uh oh...now ya done gone and did it. :smiley36:

scubagirlj
01-28-2011, 13:33
wait for it......wait for it......

TxFltMedic
01-28-2011, 13:35
That's awesome - a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1. Only in Dallas! :-)

TwistedSister209
01-28-2011, 19:16
Woo HOOOO!
I can get them to pay me NOT to strip!

davepoff
01-28-2011, 19:44
Would they then advertise in the Used Stuff for sale after the Super Bowl weekend?

scubatrucker
01-28-2011, 22:44
Oh man I better shave my back and practice my pole dancing!

scubagirlj
01-28-2011, 22:49
Oh man I better shave my back and practice my pole dancing!
better break out the duct tape(if you have to ask what for, you really don't want to know...)

FishFood
01-28-2011, 23:00
Fun story. But my analytical side screams BS.


North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers


but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ .

So, as Many as 70 now means OVER 100?


Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area. In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers

10,000 / 60 = 167

167 MORE strippers per club?


Yeah... Typical BS main stream media math. :smiley21:

Vercingetorix
01-29-2011, 07:21
Actually my hair used to be that color.. and a bit longer. Can't say I like the new tat.
But aint complaining.. at least ya didn't give me boobies.

I think your lady accidentally included this as well. Your, "before the change" photo:
http://www.richardemery.com/images/scubastud_blonde2.jpg

PlatypusMan
01-29-2011, 07:29
Oh man I better shave my back and practice my pole dancing!

Doesn't look that hard....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JwfmNxvj7g

scubastud
01-29-2011, 08:04
V I hate you.

Vercingetorix
01-29-2011, 08:17
V I hate you.

Good thing you've got a sense of humor, otherwise, I'd change my name and run like h*ll

scubastud
01-29-2011, 08:34
Well.. at least you gave me a nice pair.

If the room is dark enough, I may even make a few bucks.

tacofranklin
01-29-2011, 11:10
I can prolly make a buck or 2... Can I go onstage as "Dan Aconda"

scubagirlj
01-29-2011, 11:38
I can prolly make a buck or 2... Can I go onstage as "Dan Aconda"
if the shoe fits......

davepoff
01-29-2011, 15:54
In DFW, if you go to the club with a bunch of $1 bills will they consider you cheap or do you have to go with a load of $20 bills?

Vercingetorix
01-29-2011, 16:49
In DFW, if you go to the club with a bunch of $1 bills will they consider you cheap or do you have to go with a load of $20 bills?

Ones are fine, or so I'm told. I don't frequent those dens if sin and inquity.

//my wife is standing behind me

scubastud
01-29-2011, 17:08
Here, I'll field this one. (finally a subject I am familar with!)

Ones are fine, as long as you are paying attention to the dancer, and acknowledge her. Give a few ones if it suits your fancy.

The girls are there for money. Not to look for a boyfriend or Mr. Right. They like money.

Don't go to a gentlemen's club wearing sweat pants. That is probably the ukkiest thing a guy can do.

Those champange rooms can really rack up the tab, bring lots of cash and don't give anyone your credit card.

davepoff
01-29-2011, 18:46
But once they know that you don't have much money they just don't bother coming by :( Just sit in the corner and enjoy the show!