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inventor
02-03-2011, 13:50
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/498.html)

Ok, the idea is from a Wolfgang Pauli quote. As third assistant thread hijacker, constant a**hat, and occasional physics dufus (check my first few posts!)..:smiley29:

I feel it is my duty to start a thread about commonly known things that are true, and things that are untrue.

For instance, I grew up in a place where it was commonly understood that ice evaporates. Hang clothes out to dry in winter, check for dryness by putting hands together with the cloth in between. Hint: They dry faster if it is snowing.

It was also commonly understood that hot water froze before cold water. It doesn't.

Watta ya got?!

DevilDiver
02-03-2011, 14:59
Back inflate BC's and BP/W puts you face down at the surface.

davepoff
02-03-2011, 15:13
What goes up must come down.

bennerman
02-03-2011, 15:15
That peanuts grew on trees. turns out my mom was just hanging them there x3

Eagle697
02-03-2011, 15:44
you have to wait an hour after eating to go swimming, if you dont you will cramp up and die

jet126
02-03-2011, 15:48
It takes seven years to digest gum.

inventor
02-03-2011, 15:53
You guys are making me surprised we have fire.

Skred
02-03-2011, 15:55
- If you keep crossing your eyes, they'll get stuck like that forever.

- If you want the oven to heat faster, turn it to the highest setting.:smiley29:

inventor
02-03-2011, 16:00
- If you keep crossing your eyes, they'll get stuck like that forever.

- If you want the oven to heat faster, turn it to the highest setting.:smiley29:

That's it! One nonsense, one apparently true, but nonsense! Now if we can get apparently nonsense but true, and apparently true but nonsense, you've got the gist of the thread!

Diver Kat
02-03-2011, 16:14
Lies, lies, lies ......:smiley36:


Once you start shaving your legs, you have to shave all the time, and shaving every day will make your hair grow back thicker and darker.
Cracking your knuckles will cause arthritis.
Coffee stunts your growth.
Throwing rice at weddings causes birds to explode.

Davetowz
02-03-2011, 17:55
Post marital sex exists.

Splitlip
02-03-2011, 18:10
People swallow an average of 8 spiders a year while sleeping.

SEMO Scuba
02-03-2011, 21:13
If you keep doing that you will go blind!

Splitlip
02-03-2011, 21:59
I swear, I'll quit when I need glasses.

(crap...where are my 1.25 magnifiers?)

bennerman
02-03-2011, 22:33
Dead baby jokes aren't funny ;P

Diver Kat
02-03-2011, 22:35
Dead baby jokes aren't funny ;P

Took me a minute ......:smilie39:

bennerman
02-03-2011, 22:49
Took me a minute ......:smilie39:

I still contend that when used properly, they are funnier than any form of humour

scubagirlj
02-03-2011, 23:13
eating bread crusts makes your hair curly

you can't get pregnant the first time you have intercourse

Beefcake
02-04-2011, 00:05
Throwing rice at weddings causes birds to explode.
No, but Alka-Seltzer does!

navyhmc
02-04-2011, 02:19
Hairy knuckles means....