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chinacat46
09-15-2007, 17:47
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors
and continues to read her book.


Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"


"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?")


"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.


"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment in your boat, and for all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."


"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.


"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden .


"That's true, but you have all the equipment, and for all I know you
could start at any moment."


"Have a nice day ma'am," he said, and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is also likely she can
think.

kingfish
09-15-2007, 17:53
he he gotta watch those smart ones!:smiley36:

Jas.

Suther2136
09-15-2007, 21:24
That's too funny. I love it. I think the smart ones are just great (married a nurse) yet still a complete mystery. But then what woman isn't?

Black-Gorrilla
09-15-2007, 21:55
women... you never know when their gonna hit you with something like this...

JahJahwarrior
09-16-2007, 21:57
You can't post jokes that make women look smart in the "man law" forum. That's just not right.






Ok, how 'bout a compromise. You can make those jokes, and I'll start a thread of women in the kitchen jokes. That'll even us up. :) Except the women will probably get mad at me. But I guess if they did, I'd tell them to get the hell back in the kitchen, and then I can turn the TV up and then I couldn't hear them.


Do forums have TV's?

Ok so maybe the "get back in the kitchen" jokes aren't the greatest idea. Here, anyways. :)

scubafreak
09-17-2007, 01:22
Very good :)

Vercingetorix
09-17-2007, 10:13
JahJahwarrior, Have Courage. Make the kitchen jokes in the Women's Issues forum. We men will be right behind you (running in the opposite direction).:smilie39:

jpep
09-17-2007, 14:38
JahJahwarrior, Have Courage. Make the kitchen jokes in the Women's Issues forum. We men be right behind you (running in the opposite direction).:smilie39:


Yep, running like the blazes... because momma didn't raise no fool! :smiley36: