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Formerly 45yroldNewbie
10-17-2007, 11:27
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit
older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I
am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that
tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still
be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to screw off.

:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39: :smilie39::smilie39:

Tableleg
10-17-2007, 11:51
:smiley36: Dang man. That was cold... :smiley36:

loudgonzo
10-17-2007, 11:56
that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time, i had to forward it to my wife:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

unclepooty
10-17-2007, 11:59
Now THAT my friend is funny!

JCAT
10-17-2007, 12:06
You had me going for a second..too funny!

creggur
10-17-2007, 12:16
That was a good one!!!!!

reservecops
10-17-2007, 12:33
I'm admitting, right now, that I'm going to steal that and post it elsewhere. That's a great one!

RoadRacer1978
10-17-2007, 12:38
HA, Ha, Ha, didn't see that one coming.

kyfriedchipper
10-17-2007, 12:41
nice story - Tom Leykis would like this one

JahJahwarrior
10-17-2007, 13:58
Bravo! Resist the temptation! Only date sea nymphs!

ScubaJenn81
10-17-2007, 15:58
Nice, had me giong for a while too...

danielh03
10-17-2007, 16:13
Oh geez, thought you were serious for a minute!!!!

culu
10-17-2007, 16:24
Thats great!

Bring the Payne
10-17-2007, 16:53
Wow, talk about getting blindsided!!!

IrishSquid
10-17-2007, 22:04
Sweet!

Steve Scuba
10-17-2007, 22:19
Yeah, that one came out of the blue. Of course that's what made it so great. Definitely one that gets forwarded out to friends.

jpep
10-18-2007, 09:18
Thanks for the laughs...and the great set up! :smiley36:

Doghouse
10-18-2007, 10:40
LOL, tnx I needed that today.

liuk3
10-19-2007, 13:57
Awesome. I'm gonna send that to my wife.

DZorn00
10-19-2007, 14:08
too funny, the wife will love this one...

cyclone
10-19-2007, 16:34
Oh my god!!! can I get a desert...:smiley36:

GDiver
10-23-2007, 21:15
Awesome one! Loved it!

rktman26
10-23-2007, 21:27
That's my favorite joke of all time.

ucrtwf
10-30-2007, 09:50
Thanks for the giggle.

PsychDiver
11-06-2007, 17:09
Funny Funny Funny -- Was blushing at first, then got made, then realized I'ld been taken-- then started laughing.