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Cheddarchick
10-18-2007, 18:32
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed , this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology.

Foo2
10-18-2007, 18:42
So true. Maybe this should have been posted in the Man Laws Forum :)

Kokomo
10-18-2007, 18:42
That's great...oh so true!

cyclone
10-18-2007, 18:49
There's more for a yuppy woman.:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39: example: hmmp!!!, duh!!!, agh!!!, Wha!!!, Ows!!!, Nah!!!, Huh!!!, Sheeesh!!!, and Eeeeeek!!!:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39: Eeeeeek!!! is my favorite...

Chocoholic
10-18-2007, 18:57
Yeah, these are all true and especially if you add an eye roll for emphasis.

Chocoholic
10-18-2007, 18:59
By the way I love your photo gallery Cheddarchick.:smiley20:

fire diver
10-18-2007, 19:11
So true. Maybe this should have been posted in the Man Laws Forum :)

This is VERY important for all men to know.

FD

Cheddarchick
10-18-2007, 19:45
Thanks Choco!!! I'm not always good but I sure enjoy it!!!
And I LOVE the eye roll especially with a little sigh for good measure.

DevilDiver
10-18-2007, 19:53
At last the secrets have been revealed!! :spyme:

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!! :banger:

cyclone
10-19-2007, 05:38
At last the secrets have been revealed!! :spyme:

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!! :banger:
I agree, they never know we are learnoing their secrets.:smiley36::smiley20:

Pandora
10-19-2007, 13:57
At last the secrets have been revealed!! :spyme:

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!! :banger:


now you know the secret - now you must behave

divingmedic
10-19-2007, 21:18
And on the other side of the coin is:
1. No : which means no, plain and simple.
2. Maybe: which means no, plain and simple.
3. Maybe Later: which means not in your life time buddy.

cshel
10-19-2007, 21:26
:smilie39: These are great! Have them laminated and posted on the wall ... :smilie39:

ChefDvr
10-19-2007, 21:31
At last the secrets have been revealed!! :spyme:

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!! :banger:


now you know the secret - now you must behave


You are sooooo screwed Dude :smiley11:

BTW don't tell my lovely wife or it's under the bus you go!:smilie39:

Anne Eastwell
10-23-2007, 00:18
Yeah, god knows we haven't noticed you in here :smiley2:

divechaplain-sara
10-23-2007, 17:16
At last the secrets have been revealed!! :spyme:

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!! :banger:


now you know the secret - now you must behave


You are sooooo screwed Dude :smiley11:

BTW don't tell my lovely wife or it's under the bus you go!:smilie39:

As if we would post secrets here that we didn't want them to know. We just let them think they are getting something on the sly if that is what it takes for them to get the message.

cookiechick
10-24-2007, 23:14
that is so true . . . men definitely need to read it!

Anne Eastwell
10-31-2007, 21:24
These are sooooo true! Someone must have been listening to me! I love them and the ones Divingmedic has posted!! Was that the voice of experience?