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Anne Eastwell
11-22-2007, 17:46
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Silverlode
11-22-2007, 17:56
:smilie39::smilie39: Oh Anne, where do you get all these funny stories?!

Kokomo
11-22-2007, 18:56
That is definitely good!

missnumnutz
11-22-2007, 19:08
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:
Bahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaah :smilie40:waits for more.. i must post some up!

Soonerwink
11-22-2007, 21:57
Good one.:smiley20:

ScubaJenn81
11-23-2007, 09:34
Great

shadragon
11-23-2007, 10:58
Great way to start the weekend... :)

Suther2136
11-23-2007, 11:34
That's sooo cold and sooo funny.

nizutz
11-25-2007, 19:53
hahahaha thats hilarious

Anne Eastwell
11-26-2007, 22:34
:smilie39::smilie39: Oh Anne, where do you get all these funny stories?!


I have my contacts!!! in my job I need to have the chance to be completely unpolitically(?) correct.

Happy to keep posting the funnies. :smiley36:

PsychDiver
11-27-2007, 13:43
Reminds of the following story:

A guy was about to tee off at the golf course when a funeral procession came by. He stopped, took his hat off and held it over his heart until the procession had passed. He then moved back up to hit his ball and his golf buddy stopped him and said, "Wow, I never would have thought to be so sensitive to stop my golf game for a funeral." With which the first guy responded, "Well, she had been a good wife for 20 years."