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Anne Eastwell
11-27-2007, 22:25
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!

Bert
11-28-2007, 16:04
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
or
A. A flea floating, on his back, down a river with a hard on yelling raise the draw bridge

unclepooty
11-28-2007, 16:09
THAT! my friend is funny!

GDiver
12-07-2007, 10:10
"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes."

my personal favorite

thor
12-07-2007, 13:14
Funny stuff

teog
12-13-2007, 21:40
These are some great jokes

whichwayisup
12-23-2007, 09:54
This ones going around the office email!

tbg0519
12-31-2007, 08:27
We're not called hillbillies anymore. We're Appalachian Americans.

How can you tell the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

He's the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

mona
02-04-2008, 14:09
those were funny; got a good laugh out of them!

whse56
02-04-2008, 18:38
Thanks Anne for the belly laughs

RoyN
02-05-2008, 01:12
Thanks for sharing.

scuba pup
02-28-2008, 19:38
bwhhhhaaaa haaaaa haa

rye_a
02-28-2008, 23:31
Funny, but BAD!

HolgMaster
03-31-2008, 12:46
very true indeed, about the crack... lol

MicahEW
03-31-2008, 17:50
"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes."

my personal favorite



heck yeah lol the focal point. Super funny!

EuphoriaII
04-03-2008, 09:50
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.



A friend of mine in college 'did it' with a drunk girl I used to go out with. He tells me she was calling out MY name. :)

Zippy
04-21-2008, 08:43
Really Cool & funny

Sounder
04-21-2008, 15:37
Fantastic!!

divetard
05-03-2008, 15:32
We're not called hillbillies anymore. We're Appalachian Americans.

How can you tell the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

He's the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

...and the most popular girl is the one that can eat the last donut....:smiley20: